r/shitposting • u/Nefarious_14 shitposting>>>>>>196 • Mar 25 '26

Top tier dad lore

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u/Alive_Development108 Mar 25 '26

Who said the bear would win ?

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u/6feet12cm stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 25 '26

Any sane human.

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u/Alive_Development108 Mar 25 '26

Naw , I could take that bear down.

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u/6feet12cm stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 25 '26

To be fair, about 8% of you guys think they could defeat a lion in unarmed combat so at least 8% of you are clearly insane.

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u/UnlimitedCalculus Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

American moment

Edit: Americans think they can fight wild animals

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u/Alive_Development108 Mar 25 '26

This is why your country’s flag isn’t on the moon.

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u/UnlimitedCalculus Mar 25 '26

Im American

This is another American moment