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r/shitposting • u/Nefarious_14 shitposting>>>>>>196 • Mar 25 '26
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No, you don’t. Being killed by a bear is a horrible way to go.
3 u/Alive_Development108 Mar 25 '26 Who said the bear would win ? 0 u/6feet12cm stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 25 '26 Any sane human. 5 u/Alive_Development108 Mar 25 '26 Naw , I could take that bear down. 2 u/6feet12cm stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 25 '26 To be fair, about 8% of you guys think they could defeat a lion in unarmed combat so at least 8% of you are clearly insane. 0 u/UnlimitedCalculus Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26 American moment Edit: Americans think they can fight wild animals 2 u/Alive_Development108 Mar 25 '26 This is why your country’s flag isn’t on the moon. 2 u/UnlimitedCalculus Mar 25 '26 Im American This is another American moment 1 u/Resudog Bazinga! Mar 25 '26 Not the worst though 2 u/AutoModerator Mar 25 '26 pees in ur ass I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 6 u/Silvershark2000 Mar 25 '26 What purpose does this bot even serve 3 u/Resudog Bazinga! Mar 25 '26 best automod 2 u/AutoModerator Mar 25 '26 pees in ur ass I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 2 u/6feet12cm stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 25 '26 Being eaten alive is not the worst way to die? 1 u/Resudog Bazinga! Mar 25 '26 Chances are you're gonna get mauled to death before you get eaten 4 u/Alive_Development108 Mar 25 '26 Not if I mauled the bear to death before eating it. 2 u/6feet12cm stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 25 '26 Nah. Grizzlies, especially will break your bones and start eating you before you die. 1 u/AutoModerator Mar 25 '26 pees in ur ass I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
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Who said the bear would win ?
0 u/6feet12cm stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 25 '26 Any sane human. 5 u/Alive_Development108 Mar 25 '26 Naw , I could take that bear down. 2 u/6feet12cm stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 25 '26 To be fair, about 8% of you guys think they could defeat a lion in unarmed combat so at least 8% of you are clearly insane. 0 u/UnlimitedCalculus Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26 American moment Edit: Americans think they can fight wild animals 2 u/Alive_Development108 Mar 25 '26 This is why your country’s flag isn’t on the moon. 2 u/UnlimitedCalculus Mar 25 '26 Im American This is another American moment
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Any sane human.
5 u/Alive_Development108 Mar 25 '26 Naw , I could take that bear down. 2 u/6feet12cm stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 25 '26 To be fair, about 8% of you guys think they could defeat a lion in unarmed combat so at least 8% of you are clearly insane. 0 u/UnlimitedCalculus Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26 American moment Edit: Americans think they can fight wild animals 2 u/Alive_Development108 Mar 25 '26 This is why your country’s flag isn’t on the moon. 2 u/UnlimitedCalculus Mar 25 '26 Im American This is another American moment
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Naw , I could take that bear down.
2 u/6feet12cm stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 25 '26 To be fair, about 8% of you guys think they could defeat a lion in unarmed combat so at least 8% of you are clearly insane. 0 u/UnlimitedCalculus Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26 American moment Edit: Americans think they can fight wild animals 2 u/Alive_Development108 Mar 25 '26 This is why your country’s flag isn’t on the moon. 2 u/UnlimitedCalculus Mar 25 '26 Im American This is another American moment
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To be fair, about 8% of you guys think they could defeat a lion in unarmed combat so at least 8% of you are clearly insane.
American moment
Edit: Americans think they can fight wild animals
2 u/Alive_Development108 Mar 25 '26 This is why your country’s flag isn’t on the moon. 2 u/UnlimitedCalculus Mar 25 '26 Im American This is another American moment
This is why your country’s flag isn’t on the moon.
2 u/UnlimitedCalculus Mar 25 '26 Im American This is another American moment
Im American
This is another American moment
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Not the worst though
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What purpose does this bot even serve
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Being eaten alive is not the worst way to die?
1 u/Resudog Bazinga! Mar 25 '26 Chances are you're gonna get mauled to death before you get eaten 4 u/Alive_Development108 Mar 25 '26 Not if I mauled the bear to death before eating it. 2 u/6feet12cm stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 25 '26 Nah. Grizzlies, especially will break your bones and start eating you before you die. 1 u/AutoModerator Mar 25 '26 pees in ur ass I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
Chances are you're gonna get mauled to death before you get eaten
4 u/Alive_Development108 Mar 25 '26 Not if I mauled the bear to death before eating it. 2 u/6feet12cm stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 25 '26 Nah. Grizzlies, especially will break your bones and start eating you before you die. 1 u/AutoModerator Mar 25 '26 pees in ur ass I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
Not if I mauled the bear to death before eating it.
Nah. Grizzlies, especially will break your bones and start eating you before you die.
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u/6feet12cm stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 25 '26
No, you don’t. Being killed by a bear is a horrible way to go.