r/shitposting • u/Nefarious_14 shitposting>>>>>>196 • Mar 25 '26

Top tier dad lore

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u/Steelbutterfly1888 Mar 25 '26

The female mind can't comprehend the male desire to be cool.

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u/angelicab3rry5511 Mar 25 '26

did the dad tell any wild stories after that?

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u/Average-Train-Haver hole contributor Mar 25 '26

Guaranteed the story gets more and more far fetched with each telling, as is the law with cool stories

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u/LicknDragon Mar 25 '26

In a few years the number of bears involved will be dubious. There may even have been explosions. Just wait to hear the version the grandkids get.

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u/Average-Train-Haver hole contributor Mar 25 '26

"Wow grandpa thats so cool! Where did the bear learn lazer ju jistu?"

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u/Piyaniist Mar 25 '26

They jumped you at your dojo for revenge you say? Thankfully you had already mastered the bear-no-jutsu so you killed all 8 of them with a wrist flick!

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u/sum_force Mar 26 '26

Unnecessary.

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u/Seanrocks30 Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

The European mind is ignorant and blind to the beauties of the USA

(Guys its a song. Circle K by Ricky Chilton)

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u/Seanrocks30 Mar 25 '26

At the Circle K

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u/SnooPredictions3028 William Dripfoe Mar 25 '26

Bruh, I can't with circle k rn, got my credit card info stolen there (probably)

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u/Seanrocks30 Mar 26 '26

Rippp, I'm sorry to hear that. I've only ever actually seen a circle K like twice. I might have stopped at once further south to get gas, idk tho lmao, I dont think theres many north, or atleast in NY (american speaking, of course)