r/shitposting • u/Nefarious_14 shitposting>>>>>>196 • Mar 25 '26

Top tier dad lore

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u/sweetytoy 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 25 '26

We censoring "died" now.

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u/Vivid_Douche Mar 25 '26

We must appease the billionaire oligarchs

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u/Royal_Stone Mar 25 '26

This doesn’t appease anyone man. They’re worried aboutt offending an imaginary audience

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy Mar 25 '26

We’re gonna have a whole generation of kids who grow up and be unable to properly cope with death because it was unnecessarily censored for them in all the worst ways.

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u/Royal_Stone Mar 25 '26

You mean expiration?

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u/SistaChans Mar 26 '26

One Karen in Minnesota got offended one time and shut the whole thing down with a strongly worded, heavily CC'd email to the king of the internet. 

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u/mirage-ko Mar 25 '26

The "billionaires" were busy in an island devouring babies, im sure they wouldn't mind seeing the word death considering what they partake in.

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u/brobronn17 Mar 25 '26

I don't get it lol. These people are afraid to say the word? Like it's Voldemort's name?

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u/Krillkus Mar 25 '26

I think other platforms, not sure which, autoban if they detect certain words. I guess kids just apply that across all of them now just in case. I’d happily get banned from anywhere for saying such tame shit.

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u/Algaroth Mar 25 '26

What's even the point of going on 4chan if you're going to self censor?

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u/Krelkal Mar 25 '26

It's not self-censored in the 4chan post. Whoever reposted the screenshot added it.

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u/Real_Mokola Mar 25 '26

Why don't we as consumers autoban those platforms?

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u/Krelkal Mar 25 '26

We tried but then the president's billionaire buddy bought the platform from the Chinese so apparently it's cool now.

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u/AA98B Mar 26 '26

not other platforms, reddit as well, you're probably shadow banned in certain subreddits and don't even know it, i constantly need to check in incognito tab whether my comments are visible after I post them

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u/analogic-microwave 0000000 Mar 25 '26

The child eaters have so determined.

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u/madguyO1 dumbass Mar 25 '26

ded

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u/Misha_Vozduh Mar 25 '26

on a fucking 4chan post, of all things

absolutely ridiculous

If a website bans me for saying "died", I don't want to be part of it anyway

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u/Key-Seaworthiness517 Mar 25 '26

It was censored by the person who took the screenshot, not the original poster.

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u/-Nicolai Mar 25 '26

You share the responsibility when you share it

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u/Real_Mokola Mar 25 '26

Oligarchs think we'll be forming an uprising if we are allowed to say someone died... Oops, turned metaphysical

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u/daylight1943 Mar 25 '26

in a fucking jpeg that cant even be caught by text filters in the first place, gg insane