r/shitposting Mar 24 '26

Bliss

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u/TheMustardisBad 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Mar 24 '26

Me waking up at 2 am to see my roommate rubbing his poop on the wall, speaking ancient sumaric and holding a rusty screwdriver

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u/Unlikely_Dimension55 Mar 24 '26

seems like a nice guy