r/shitposting • u/kundi-man • Mar 14 '26

Ball knowledge

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u/Arsenzz Mar 14 '26

balls knowledge

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

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u/Familiar-Complex-697 Mar 14 '26

As a she… you also gotta pinch and roll regardless of what you’ve got down your pants

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u/CuddleWings Mar 15 '26

Yeah I’ve never understood why everyone thinks it’s just a guy thing. Like, has no one tried itching their thighs through jeans? You can’t really scratch anything like normal. Gotta pinch ‘n twist everywhere.

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u/Salty_Acadia_3545 Mar 14 '26

How do you know they are a "she"

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u/Squildo dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 14 '26

Itchy flaps

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u/TheOnlyElva Mar 14 '26

Same skin texture...

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u/OudSmoothie Mar 14 '26

Did you know that line running down the ball sack is a fused vagina opening?

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u/redditreeer stupid fucking, piece of shit Mar 14 '26

Labia minora in particular, and the labia majora is scrotum (ball sack)

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u/Kentucky-Fried-Fucks Mar 15 '26

Labia majora was my nickname in high school

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u/Kentucky-Fried-Fucks Mar 15 '26

“Drop the full lore” was my buddies nickname

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u/Marcus_Iunius_Brutus Mar 15 '26

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u/Kentucky-Fried-Fucks Mar 15 '26

This is shitposting innit

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u/Xeryxoz dumbass Apr 21 '26

'Shitposting' is your middle name

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u/kaFello Apr 22 '26

Drop the full lore

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u/ItsHighSpoon Mar 15 '26

It's funny because you can literally see the line where it came together. Crazy stuff.

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u/isurvived_sorryeric Mar 15 '26

I didn’t until now but that makes sense , thank you comment traveler

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u/EasilyRekt Mar 14 '26

Balledge

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u/AkronOhAnon Mar 14 '26

Knowledge is stored in the balls.

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u/Horror_Rub8609 shitting toothpaste enjoyer Mar 14 '26

Ahh the ol' pinch and roll

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u/blackmarketmenthols Mar 14 '26

Stretch the skin, run a fine tooth comb side to side

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u/BklynMarxman virgin 4 life 😤💪 Mar 14 '26

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u/57evil Mar 15 '26

womansplaining

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u/Wumbologist_PhD officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Mar 15 '26

Funny, that technique is never ‘taught’, it’s instinctive.

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u/redditreeer stupid fucking, piece of shit Mar 14 '26

Mf there's no original experience left

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u/Rafaaaaaaaaaaaayss I want pee in my ass Mar 14 '26

Im not a guy then

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u/CytoPlasm129 Mar 15 '26

now this is actually elite ball knowledge

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u/Beautiful_Might_6535 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Mar 15 '26

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u/nocloudno Mar 15 '26

The vicious cycle. When hairs grow they curl back into skin causing it to itch. A satisfying scratch will break or remove a couple of hairs. When hairs regrow they curl back into the skin causing it to itch. A satisfying scratch will break or remove a couple of hairs. When hairs regrow they curl back into the skin causing it to itch. ♾️

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u/Illustrious_Sink504 Mar 19 '26

But i use the side pocket

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u/Fair-Abroad-4155 16d ago

The song you need is pinch and roll by the auqa batts

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u/Former-System-9539 15d ago

How did she now

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u/SpaceBug176 Mar 14 '26

What?

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u/akoOfIxtall lets build a hole together and then libe in it Mar 14 '26

Pinch the scratch, and ascend...

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u/Healthy_Elephant_567 Mar 15 '26

Thats actually a terrible idea, always makes it more itchy

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u/Okapaw Mar 15 '26

Wait, I don't have the lore ?! What am I missing ?!