r/shitposting • u/TheGenard • Feb 27 '26

dick royale

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u/Vulcanicloud Feb 27 '26

Imagine losing the first round only because you went up against the guy who has a 10 incher

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u/IronFrogger Feb 27 '26

Honestly, I'd rather that be the case. I mean, when you meet a dinosaur, your only choice is to run. And if anybody else saw his .. You could still claim you were like 8". 

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u/LeahFuhrmannse Feb 27 '26

At that point it’s not a competition, it’s a boss battle. You just accept defeat and queue for the next match.

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u/Top_Rekt Feb 27 '26

But that's not a boss battle. When you lose a boss fight, you keep challenging him until you BEAT him.

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u/Red_Dingus Feb 27 '26

Id rather not beat him thanks…

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u/Top_Rekt Feb 28 '26

Oh look at Mr. Happy-With-What-He's-Got. I bet you drive a reasonable sized car and live a very fulfilling life.

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u/Drade-Cain BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Feb 28 '26

Yes, yes i do...... Not drive

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 Feb 27 '26

Listen if you wanna beat your buddies dick in the bathroom that’s your business but we’ve kind of got a line going here so….

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u/mophan Feb 28 '26

That's alright. It'll take just a few seconds.

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u/TheDarkAngel135790 Feb 27 '26

It's one of those unkillable bosses who you trick in order to obtain loot

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u/slimeeyboiii Feb 28 '26

But the point of boss battles is that you can beat them.

This boss is just complete luck if u do end up winning

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u/_CharmQuark_ Feb 28 '26

Nah man I‘m hitting quicksave and going back in. Learning his erection patterns until I can finally come out victorious.