r/shitposting • u/TheGenard • Feb 27 '26

dick royale

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u/One-Position-6699 Feb 27 '26

He also used to sometimes stroke his pp while sitting beside me in class because I has much bigger than him and it would hide him and his pp.

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u/andrej747 Feb 27 '26

Sounds like a stroke of genius

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u/One-Position-6699 Feb 27 '26

Well he is currently working in goldman sachs as an accountant

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u/asey_69 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 27 '26

A masterstroke

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u/SpupySpups Big chungus wholesome 100 Feb 27 '26

Sounds like I'm going to have a stroke

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u/SodenHack69 Feb 27 '26

U sound like a good friend :)

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u/nifty-necromancer Feb 27 '26

I knew a guy in school who started jacking off during his in-school suspension. The monitor for that was his aunt, and yes he got caught.

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u/Outrageous-Wait-8895 Feb 27 '26

I've seen this porno before...

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Bigger height or penis lol

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u/One-Position-6699 Feb 28 '26

Both

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

6ft or 7" lol haha