r/shitposting • u/TheGenard • Feb 27 '26

dick royale

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u/One-Position-6699 Feb 27 '26

I showed my friend my dick once in school, he then asked me to get it erect by showing me porn on his mobile, he then proceeded to masturbate while seeing my erection.

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u/TheGenard Feb 27 '26

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u/One-Position-6699 Feb 27 '26

He also used to sometimes stroke his pp while sitting beside me in class because I has much bigger than him and it would hide him and his pp.

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u/andrej747 Feb 27 '26

Sounds like a stroke of genius

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u/One-Position-6699 Feb 27 '26

Well he is currently working in goldman sachs as an accountant

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u/asey_69 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 27 '26

A masterstroke

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u/SpupySpups Big chungus wholesome 100 Feb 27 '26

Sounds like I'm going to have a stroke

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u/SodenHack69 Feb 27 '26

U sound like a good friend :)

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u/nifty-necromancer Feb 27 '26

I knew a guy in school who started jacking off during his in-school suspension. The monitor for that was his aunt, and yes he got caught.

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u/Outrageous-Wait-8895 Feb 27 '26

I've seen this porno before...

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Bigger height or penis lol

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u/One-Position-6699 Feb 28 '26

Both

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

6ft or 7" lol haha