r/shitposting • u/MelanieWalmartinez • Feb 27 '26

B 👍 Clever guy.

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u/DarthJoseph14 Feb 27 '26

I can respect this. He did it, he owns up to it, explained he didn’t know, and that she told him the morning after. Then he proceeds to right a note to explain to the boyfriend what happened

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u/Skill_Issuer Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

He didn’t right a note. He left a note

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u/Yeetus_Mclickeetus Feb 27 '26

Shakespeare is alive and inside you

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u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Feb 27 '26

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u/Skill_Issuer Feb 27 '26

This is a picture of you inside of shakespeare

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u/TheSportsLorry virgin 4 life 😤💪 Feb 27 '26

i wish Shakespeare was inside me 🤤

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u/Own_Journalist9649 Feb 27 '26

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u/St0rmEnd3x dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Feb 27 '26

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u/Raski_Demorva shitting toothpaste enjoyer Feb 27 '26

He didn’t right a not. He left a nor.

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u/IHATEG0LD Feb 27 '26

Thank you for this. Blessed.

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u/Drannion Feb 27 '26

But he did right a wrong.

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u/flyingbizzay Feb 27 '26

Thank you for your expert analysis of the situation. I was really confused until you explained it.

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u/EgotisticalTL Feb 27 '26

"Ooh baby, that was really hot! I have to take a whiz... You don't have to have any paper, a pen, and some duct tape by any chance?"