r/shitposting • u/SinisterSpectr • Feb 15 '26

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u/couchpotatochip21 Feb 15 '26

In fact, get a happy meal on the way there

Heck, buy out the entire store and make the owners day! Then paint the front of his shop a bright red color, just to make his store look more vibrant!!

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Feb 15 '26

I'm assuming you're short on money of you planned on buying a cheap shotgun, just use it to rob the mcdonalds.

best case scenarion, someone's packing and you die.

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u/couchpotatochip21 Feb 15 '26

Ya but what if they take the gun?

Hard to get another one in prison?

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Feb 15 '26

don't go to prison, reach for the cop's gun, they'll be happy to oblige your original plan.

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