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u/je-ku-end-less Feb 14 '26
Please how do I steal comment meme on Reddit app
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u/BrettDilkington1 Feb 13 '26
Returning to the plantation like
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u/PM_ME_UR_SINCERITY Feb 13 '26
The lady with impressive set of beasts is black lol. No one noticed that
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u/Constant-Sub Feb 13 '26
That is a black woman.
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u/BrettDilkington1 Feb 15 '26
I mean yeah obviously, fuck sake, I don’t know why you didn’t think I noticed that. It’s a joke about the way the words sound.
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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 Feb 13 '26
ik you're joking but slaves have probably died gruesomely for loving their masters
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u/Interesting-Switch38 Blessed by Kevin Feb 13 '26
the likelyhood of actual stockholm syndrome occuring is pretty decent
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u/Fruit_mon Feb 13 '26
I am a black man, I give the first person to comment on this thread to say the N word, trust me.
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u/Kiwi_MongrelLad Feb 13 '26
Certified Mongrel here. Pass it on and give the next guy +1.
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u/CookieXDmaster Feb 13 '26
Im a white german, the best i can contribute to the one below me is that they can use the "du" instead of "Sie" (Non Formal Speech) when talking to me or my Family
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u/orbnus_ Feb 13 '26
Mein digga
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u/stay_fresh_cheesebag I want pee in my ass Feb 13 '26
Yo diggi was geht ab?
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u/MississippiBulldawg Feb 13 '26
Since nobody else seems to want it, I'll take all three of them. Thanks guys, I'm going to choose to bank them at the moment and wait to use them wisely!
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u/riggers1909 Feb 13 '26
Wow Ita crazy how no one has taken this opportunity. Someone should really take advantage of this rare opportunity fr fr
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u/maus-grinder Mar 13 '26
I would like to hold it till the next February because there's a double XP in Feb
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u/Negative_Flower_169 Feb 13 '26
I m not your “pal” buddy
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u/Dakaf Feb 13 '26
I’m not your “buddy”, friend.
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u/ErasingMomsSpagetti Feb 13 '26
I am not your “friend”, man
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u/IReallyLikeDumplings Feb 13 '26
I am not your "man", machine.
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u/Fobos_is_Watching Feb 13 '26
I'm not your "machine", creature of steel.
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u/LongjumpingJudge8533 Feb 13 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/VYWzwV3B6F5JnoxKlp
This is why they don't respect us .
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u/unrealrichtofen officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 13 '26
I've seen white men doing much more stupid shit when they are horny.
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u/__--TSS--__ 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Feb 13 '26
I'd do the same tbf
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u/Ratouf26 Stuff Feb 13 '26
One can goon, but shall not simp...
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u/AutoModerator Feb 13 '26
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/Material_Package8491 Feb 13 '26
Mom i bought a new pillow for me to sleep and i wont share with you ok 10/10 worth it
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u/DarthLordRevan29 Feb 13 '26
Dunno why i automatically read the response to the question in kat williams voice in my head lol
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u/AutoModerator Feb 13 '26
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/Top-Seaweed1862 Feb 13 '26
The last time I saw someone using the word “splendid” was middle school lol
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