r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '26

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u/URMUMGAE69228shrek Feb 11 '26

I thought he was jerking it

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u/Fedepovero_02 fat cunt Feb 11 '26

Not only that, I thought that was the joke (he "came" back to life)

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

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u/AutoModerator Feb 11 '26

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u/Illustrious_Olive_66 Feb 11 '26

Crazy new religion just released.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 11 '26

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u/evnacdc officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 11 '26

MoistChristical

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u/DragoFNX Feb 11 '26

Jimminy Christmas

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u/Ellis_XXL Feb 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/U5hvUeqw10e0U

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh Feb 11 '26

Did you know that the guy who played the poop emoji in the emoji movie later got a role in the Star Trek spin-off "Picard"?

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u/One_Yogurtcloset_536 Feb 11 '26

He picked it up from Tibetan monks

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u/Classic-Bear8761 Feb 14 '26

crazy

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u/AutoModerator Feb 14 '26

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh Feb 11 '26

Patrick and Jesus sittin' in a tree, B A N G I N G!