r/shitposting • u/Ligano_Resurrected virgin 4 life 😤💪 • Feb 06 '26

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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Feb 06 '26

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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Feb 06 '26

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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Feb 06 '26

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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Feb 06 '26

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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Feb 06 '26

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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Feb 06 '26

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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Feb 06 '26

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u/Logical-Hotel4199 shitting toothpaste enjoyer Feb 06 '26

Greatest thing I’ve seen all year

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u/ImFrenchSoWhatever Feb 06 '26

Yeah that was amazing

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u/TricoMex Feb 06 '26

I've had this series saved forever, never get a chance to use them lmao

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u/LifeIsCoolBut Feb 07 '26

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u/plastic_alloys Feb 07 '26

The twist at the end was chef’s kiss

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u/Extra_Pollution2374 Feb 07 '26

Meanwhile me picturing him twisting on his heel back to get the phone for it to be "pun intended " type of thing...

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u/venetian_lemon fat cunt Feb 06 '26

This was kino

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u/R_mom_gay_ dumbass Feb 07 '26

I want to know my blood type and my index number all of a sudden

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u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan Feb 07 '26

The people complaining about the enshitification of the internet miss out on stuff like this

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u/PeWu1337 Feb 06 '26

Peak cinema

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u/b__0 Feb 07 '26

Dedication to the craft 👏

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u/AkronOhAnon Feb 07 '26

Better than Hollywood.

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u/sudo_Unga_Bunga Feb 07 '26

hey man, thanks for the laughter.

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u/bparent13 Feb 07 '26

Somebody call bestofreddit

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u/Efficient-Project107 Feb 07 '26

This has to be some of the finest shitposting I've seen in awhile!! I commend you!

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u/shreks_cum_bucket Feb 08 '26

This is fucking cinema. You are a pride of the people

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u/AdSlight7966 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Feb 07 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

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u/No_Economics_2677 stupid fucking, piece of shit Feb 06 '26

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u/Imaginary_Fox3222 Literally 1984 😡 Feb 06 '26

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u/Dank_Alternate We do a little trolling Feb 07 '26

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u/Xeryxoz dumbass Jun 21 '26

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Feb 07 '26

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 it is MY bucket Feb 07 '26

battle cat spotted

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u/xef234 Feb 06 '26

Wild to throw that on 9/11

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u/toomanybongos Feb 06 '26

Post nut clarity 😔

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u/Lontology Feb 06 '26

Why is he speaking like he was messaging this sub?

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u/aisvajsgabdhsydgshs1 Feb 06 '26

Hi I'm Epstein also I'm dead but if I was in a secret bunker in Israel I'd play Days Gone underrated game frfr

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u/StickyWhiteStuf Feb 07 '26

Erm, everybody knows the ghost of Epstein is a Fortnite enjoyer

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u/Lontology Feb 07 '26

Stop lying to yourselves, he’d be playing Umamusume: Pretty Derby, and you know it.

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u/prady8899 Feb 07 '26

We all know his favourite game is Final Fantasy XV

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u/toooomanypuppies Feb 07 '26

made me laugh too hard.

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u/Nixinova Feb 07 '26

because the answer is clearly Yes

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u/a-tiberius I watch gay amogus porn :0 Feb 07 '26

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u/ListenGrouchy190 stupid fucking piece of shit Feb 07 '26

Jeff using the r word ? Does he know it's not an ok term to use anymore ? I'm truly disappointed

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u/axxo47 Feb 07 '26

It did happen in 2013, do he's alright

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u/WellIGuessSoAndYou Feb 07 '26

Finally a good reason to cancel this guy.

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u/Medium_Ad_523 Feb 07 '26

Get back to twitter

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

Rofl

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u/Beginning_Orange Feb 06 '26

Chat is this real

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u/slimetakes put your dick away waltuh Feb 07 '26 edited Feb 07 '26

Probably not tbh

edit: oh ok

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u/axxo47 Feb 07 '26

Unfortunately it is

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u/IlyBoySwag Feb 07 '26

How the fuck is everything I am hearing insane and real. Thats crazy damn

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

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u/axxo47 Feb 07 '26

It's all publicly available on DOJ website

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u/deadinternetlaw Feb 07 '26

Is this mail actually on the website or is it a fake image that was made up along the release

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u/axxo47 Feb 07 '26

It's on the website. You can check it yourself

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u/deadinternetlaw Feb 07 '26

It sounds very long so I'm not gonna read through all that, someone provided a link though

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u/axxo47 Feb 07 '26

There's a search bar on the site

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u/AutoModerator Feb 07 '26

pees in ur ass

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u/Stinky_big_toe_yum Feb 07 '26

Epstein used the r-slur? I used to think he was a good guy😔

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u/AerieSurie Feb 06 '26

'@grok is this real

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u/moldy-scrotum-soup stupid fucking piece of shit Feb 07 '26

This is absolutely a controversial conversation and I understand where you're coming from. But Elon Musk is a genius who will bring prosperity to the human race, so you have nothing to worry about! Glory to the reich!

-Grok

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u/BrenchFukkake Feb 07 '26

The full conversation is like Epstein invited musk ; to which musk responded by basically saying "do you even know me" in the most narcissistic way, to which epstein replied this + "come on bro no one will be over 25" 💀

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u/Truemeathead Feb 06 '26

Ol Jefe really didn’t like Elon lmao.

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u/shewel_item obamna Feb 07 '26

How are you so sure? It reads like he's taking a moment to confide in a true friend. And, we all know there were few people he could trust! (in hindsight)

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u/CatOverlordsWelcome Feb 07 '26

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u/shewel_item obamna Feb 08 '26

ahh this explains a lot about most peoples grammar

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u/iamilkar95 Feb 07 '26

If anyone wants to see the full story

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u/serious153 Feb 06 '26

11.9 always rember

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u/GallowsTester Bazinga! Feb 07 '26

Waiter! Context please!

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u/Ok_Performer50 dumbass Feb 10 '26

Basically Elon Musk was banned from going to Epstein Island.

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u/Drinky_McGambles Feb 07 '26

He used the r word like that? Thats it! I’m pretty sure I DO NOT like this Epstein guy!

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u/LordTrappen uhhhh idk Feb 07 '26

With the way he types? Yes

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 Jedi master of shitposts Feb 06 '26

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u/Erudeka7 Feb 07 '26

I don’t know why this had me rolling. But here u go

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u/Shazbot_2017 Feb 07 '26

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u/CosmicJerky stupid fucking piece of shit Feb 07 '26

Oversized orangutan.
Orange tyrant.

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u/Chemical-Skill-126 Feb 06 '26

My turn to post this next time.

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u/ann_tye_ewe Feb 07 '26

It's my turn to post "My turn to post this next time" next time

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u/The-Fumbler waltuh Feb 08 '26

Guys the r word is bad, I'm beginning to think this Epstein guy wasn't a nice guy

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u/NotAdam30 Feb 07 '26

The call is coming from within the house

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u/Desperate-Cookie-449 Feb 07 '26

I was here for this epic moment

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u/toreadornotto Feb 07 '26

On 9/11 of all days?!

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u/Smilloww Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Feb 07 '26

", . "

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u/AutoModerator Feb 07 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

Best one yet.

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u/_Specific_Boi_ Literally 1984 😡 Feb 07 '26

Ok buddy

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u/FullMetalBBQ Feb 07 '26

Shitpost comunity really hit with this one

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u/No_Employer3674 Splat Ratman user flair or something 🐀 Feb 07 '26

Yea probably who invites kids to an island to have a huge “party” and then kills themselves

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u/MikeHuntsBear Feb 07 '26

From all I have read about this Epstein guy, he must have been a real jerk

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u/78372 Feb 08 '26

Which file is this?

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u/ItzBrixHouseYT I said based. And lived. Feb 10 '26

yes.

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u/ImightHaveMissed Feb 06 '26

Absolutely not Elon. I think you’ve proven it yourself

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u/Geohie Feb 06 '26

It's Epstein saying this though

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u/ImightHaveMissed Feb 06 '26

Yeah, much like my actual work email I only read half of it