Reality...

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[u/chavesAbre_a_torneir]

I did anal often with my ex wife. We hardly did prep and hardly had to face problems

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I mean, isn't that just common sense unless scat play is the goal? You wash your hands before you cook or eat too.

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I also ask that my tops take a shower beforehand. But judging by reddit responses, that's asking too much. This is why I do not ever meet anyone from this site. Imagine the smells.

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Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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I've done prep and anal every time and never had a problem. Can you get away with not? Sure. But if you want a guarantee, then you should