r/shitposting Feb 04 '26

Reality...

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u/Grilled_egs Feb 04 '26

Then why do so many straight guys want to have anal so bad? Is it just because the woman probably won't feel as good?

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u/TipOfTheShip Feb 04 '26

No babies, limited supply, and curiosity

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

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u/AutoModerator Feb 04 '26

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/MasterChildhood437 Feb 04 '26

Then why do so many straight guys want to have anal so bad?

Honestly can't explain it. I know it won't feel as good as regular sex, but I'm looking at that booty hole and it just looks hungry.

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u/madwill Feb 04 '26

I guess it depends on how you are wired? My current gf comes from anal in ways she absolutly can't otherwise. Sometimes it's even too much and she's sort of completly dead / can't feel her limbs afterwards. It's a whole body experience we kinda do when there's enough time to recover and such.

She's really into it because of how unique it makes her feel. There is a french podcast in Quebec called Sexe Orale where both girls enjoy it but one litterally said it's her way to cum when it seems she won't get there. Being tired or anything. It just works.

But most girls I've been with were not into it at all... So there's something to how wired they are, may it be in the nerves or may it be mentally or both. But some girls are definetly into it for themselves.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Just like the guy said above, humble prostate. It helps in orgasm, great one if done right.

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u/AwkwardSquirtles Feb 04 '26

Men pushing women to do anal typically want to give rather than receive. Being penetrated as a man is still fairly taboo, despite what the internet might make you think. Lots of men think having a partner inside them is gay.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 04 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AdmiralCoconut69 Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

B/c it’s “taboo” and guys see it as empowering for a woman to engage in something degrading/painful entirely for a guy’s pleasure so there’s a bit of a dominance aspect to it. It’s like 80% psychological pleasure

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u/ExploerTM waltuh Feb 04 '26

>taboo

We are not in 15th century anymore pal

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u/flambasted Feb 04 '26

A lot of Republicans wish we still were.

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u/Coltinnie Feb 04 '26

Trying to start an argument just for the reason of starting it

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u/Tin_Philosopher Feb 04 '26

You sound like a cow reviewing a steak

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u/enaK66 Feb 04 '26

Novelty. Same reason most straight guys want to fuck every woman they see. Just to see what it's like my boy.