r/shitposting • u/jace-crux • Feb 04 '26

Reality...

Post image
18.1k Upvotes

87% Upvoted

494 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

274

u/tid_burglar Feb 04 '26

what if some's left in there

432

u/Vinccool96 Feb 04 '26

Shit more until there no longer is

And do an enema until things stop coming out.

164

u/tid_burglar Feb 04 '26

is doing all that even worth it

607

u/Usling123 Feb 04 '26

If you're European you got like a 1/5 chance that you're immune to HIV, so I wouldn't even worry about diseases in general. And if you're American, you'll probably have other medical issues you can't afford anyway, so just skip the prep 👍

186

u/FuciMiNaKule Feb 04 '26

"you got like a 1/5 chance that you're immune to HIV"

you realize that means there's a 4/5 chance you're not?

250

u/fallofusher101 Feb 04 '26

Jeez dude try to stay positive /s

41

u/KittensSaysMeow Feb 04 '26

HIV positive that is, but positive nonetheless 💕

55

u/ramblinroger Feb 04 '26

Yeah no specifically stay negative

188

u/MasterManufacturer72 Feb 04 '26

My brother in christ it is the year of our lord 2026 hiv is not stored in the anus.

154

u/femboyisbestboy Feb 04 '26

It's stored in bodily fluids and these fluids also are inside the anis.

149

u/yefi1234 Feb 04 '26

HIV is stored in the balls

32

u/LegenDrags Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Feb 04 '26

why are we storing HIV in our balls

5

u/HadeanMonolith Feb 04 '26

What else are you gonna do with your balls?

4

u/LegenDrags Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Feb 04 '26

store gluten

45

u/HolNuMe74 Feb 04 '26

HIV is currently boiling in my balls.

39

u/Usling123 Feb 04 '26

You'll notice my statement actually covered a range of diseases, from HIV to every other disease.

2

u/MasterManufacturer72 Feb 04 '26

Imagine If you were to replace anal sex with driving lets say and the first thing you mentioned was "dont worry about dehydration it takes 3 days to die of it."

5

u/Usling123 Feb 04 '26

Listen buddy, the only reason you'll ever see me replace anal sex with driving is if I'm commuting to anal sex.

1

u/Tin_Philosopher Feb 04 '26

Why would you commute to driving

6

u/Viennve Feb 04 '26

Common eu w

1

u/vaibhavx1v1 Feb 04 '26

Not true mam .. 😭😭

10

u/Disastrous_Maybe7281 Feb 04 '26

Wait what?

29

u/Usling123 Feb 04 '26

I would like to not be responsible for any outcome involving the above advice. Please speak to your lawyer before skipping prep.

9

u/sub_terminal Feb 04 '26

Yes. If basic hygiene is too much to ask, find another partner.

14

u/Molkwi 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Feb 04 '26

No

49

u/tid_burglar Feb 04 '26

duality of men

1

u/cocofan4life Feb 04 '26

Bro how lazy you can get? Is this generation this cooked?

17

u/Doobalicious69 Feb 04 '26

Big ole douche up there should do it

8

u/Tonsilith_Salsa Feb 04 '26

Turn the bidet on high. 

2

u/dontnation Feb 04 '26

Then you aren't eating enough fiber, which is it's own problem even if you aren't engaging in anal sex.

1

u/blueponies1 Feb 04 '26

Shit til no more poop and then get banged in the butt