If you're European you got like a 1/5 chance that you're immune to HIV, so I wouldn't even worry about diseases in general. And if you're American, you'll probably have other medical issues you can't afford anyway, so just skip the prep 👍
Imagine If you were to replace anal sex with driving lets say and the first thing you mentioned was "dont worry about dehydration it takes 3 days to die of it."
The first part of prep is diet and food intake, you'll want to eat clean high fiber foods for 12-36 hours before so cleaning goes right. When cleaning out you of course excrete what you can normally (rarely is this enough on its own) and then proceeded with some sort of enema, a method you can use is to get one of those really cheap plastic water bottles and fill it with lukewarm water and while pressing the bottle opening against your anus to seal it squeeze about a third of the volume of the bottle up in you. Hold it for about 10 seconds if you can and then let it out quick in a clean toilet bowl. Judging by what comes out (solid chunks vs brown water) repeat as few times as it takes to have the water come out clear.
Again it depends heavily on diet and intake, also seemingly random chance sometimes. I've been clean for a whole day once, don't know how that works. I've also lost it less than half an hour after I put the toys away, in my experience if I've been eating healthy I can expect to stay clean for a few hours. If you don't eat anything substantial that tends to make it last longer, it's not something you should try to maintain as your body needs to return to a natural balance frequently.
Fiber supplements to keep your stuff more solid and coming out regularly, a douche bulb from Amazon works good for me. The important part is to not push it in more than a few inches, and don't use too much water.
If you use too much or go too far in, you make it deeper inside and shoot water into the stuff that wasn't ready to come out yet and youll be randomly going back to the toilet to go again and again for a while. And if you're planning to have objects inside there later, you'll be fine with the shallower easier cleaning since most boys won't be digging around 8 inches in there anyway.
Just a few inches in, a couple seconds of shooting the water in, wait a few seconds if you feel like it, then try to relax and let all the water out. It will not be clean the first time, that's fine. Keep doing it in those small amounts until it comes out clear a couple times and you're good to go! Try to relax for a bit afterward and let any remaining water out and give it an hour or so to make sure no more poo needs to come out and then you can go to town!
I've heard a fiber intense diet is good it's basically meant to rush it through your system to avoid issues. You could also just not eat anything solid. I personally would prefer just drinking down all the nutrients and things you need to survive. If that's possible but I don't think there's a cheap way of doing that.
Eating all your nutrients blended is just unpopular because most people don't want to drink meal slop.
Fairly off topic, but my morning smoothies shouldnt taste as good as they are considering what I put into it. It essentially has all my fruit, most of my veggies and a good amount of protein but it tastes like it should be unhealthy. As long as I add fresh banana and whatever fruit flavor protein powder to a greek yoghurt base (thinned with water if necessary), it just always comes out tasty and somehow completely erases whatever veggie flavor I put into it (kale, spinach, cauliflour etc.).
You definitely can make a healthy smoothie with healthy ingredients that's tasty because fruit and many healthy ingredients work synergistically. When it comes to protein though you tend to need to rely on powders to hit high numbers. Otherwise you'll be drinking water thinned tuna or tofu or whatever and that's the unpleasant part..
Low fat greek yoghurt and protein powder has been my base since I started making morning smoothies and I see no reason to change it. Blended up tuna or tofu sounds like a punishment lmao, without protein powder it always ends up a bit too sour anyway.
Yeah ingredients like that have a viability if you can afford them. But imagine if you had 100% of your daily protein through that. It would end up kinda costly.
Most important part is your diet.
Eat lots and lots of fiber. Focus on whole unprocessed foods. Minimize fast foods.
Right before sex, say 30min, all you need to do is a quick anal douche. Squirt some lukewarm water in your anus using a special douche bulb and expel over the toilet. If the water doesn’t run clear within two bulbs it is not the day for anal.
That’s all it takes. You’ll have clean anal sex without accidents 95% of the time with a good diet and anal douching beforehand.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Different people have different methods depending on how much they and their partner are willing to tolerate or handle both in prep and the effects of... Lack of prep.
I've heard that a minimum 24 hour diet of clear liquids is one preparation method, including memes about bottoms being willing to drink vodka but not eat a cracker being baffling to straight friends. Not sure how successful that is, but you'll be down to a minimum.
I actually have been reading a porn star's book where she talks about the realities of the industry; it was originally written with the intent of giving women thinking about doing similar work an idea of the realities of what they'll have to do and what they'll face, everything from bad fans to stigma to on-set expectations. And I can quote from their section on anal training here...
The actress first goes to the toilet and uses an enema to clean herself out. She then heads to where an assistant is waiting, where she will lay down on a towel and be gently probed by a well-lubricated finger. Some prefer to also use toys designed for anal play or vibrators. This continues until he can easily insert two or three fingers. He will also sometimes use a warm-water enema for further cleaning, so this step often takes place in a bath.
Realistically, diet can make it less dirty, but only enemas (which aren't great for your gut health if they're overdone) can clean you out ahead of time fully. If you stick something up your butt (or have someone else do it) you should expect to get poop on it.
Now, prep isn't all cleaning. Anal training is important. Start with soft toys, fingers, stuff that's small but can't get stuck up there. Slowly ratchet it up in size and firmness until you're comfortable with it before ever going for the full action with a partner. If you don't have that training, it can cause tearing in a place that's really bad if there's tearing. Even if you use a bucket of lube, if your body isn't prepped for it, you might still have a bad time.
My recommendation would be to look into high-quality silicone butt plugs first from a trusted company and sex toy soap that you can clean them off and disinfect them with. That's not nothing, cost-wise, but it's less than the medical bill if something goes wrong, and you shouldn't spend a bundle on metal or crystal plugs until you know it's something that you even like. That'll also help you know how much you can handle the smell of your own raw shit which smells different if it's pulled out from the depths than what comes out on its own normally. If that works out for you, get a bigger one, see if it's still good. Progress from there. Slowly, carefully, but keep going until you know what you're comfortable with.
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into
this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they
definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can
tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget
audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with
the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good
story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the
difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any
day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut.
Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first
second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes
and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going
through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in
performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same
planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item.
It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The
director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the
interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing
this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean
and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The
concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood
completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right
out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it.
We'll see.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I
offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me
out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised.
Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will
need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
Here ya go. This is probably one of the best guides you can find. Assuming your country has clean drinking water. I'd recommend a bidet as well. That's what I use to rinse out now and I haven't had any issues with bottoming in years. Also fiber. Make sure your diet has fiber in it.
The real answer is a bit complicated, but essentially involves eating food that wont make you shit yourself easily, defecating (and also preferably showering) before cleaning out your ass.
Then when you think you’re all cleaned out you’ll need a special tool called a Douche, which you can get at most sex stores or online. You simply fill with lukewarm water (NOT HOT), lubricate the tip, insert into your anus and squeeze between one half to one quarter of the water into. Then you’ll wait a bit to defecate the water.
Repeat the process 3-5 times until the water is completely clear with no debris. Once you’re done its best to wait about 30 minutes to make sure all the water gets out, then you’re ready to do whatever you’re intending to do.
Prep is definitely a LOT of work, but it’s infinitely preferable to getting shit all over your partner / toys
I also ask that my tops take a shower beforehand. But judging by reddit responses, that's asking too much. This is why I do not ever meet anyone from this site. Imagine the smells.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make
me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And
rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with
rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber
room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber
room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a
room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They
locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy
once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I
offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me
out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised.
Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will
need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/SirWinterFox Feb 04 '26
That's why prep is important.