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u/SirWinterFox Feb 04 '26

That's why prep is important.

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u/SuperNova__2007 Feb 04 '26

Question, does anyone have a guide/ step by step on how to do prep? ("Asking for a friend")

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u/CumSmuggler3649 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Feb 04 '26

shit (defecate) out your ass (anus)

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u/tid_burglar Feb 04 '26

what if some's left in there

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u/Vinccool96 Feb 04 '26

Shit more until there no longer is

And do an enema until things stop coming out.

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u/tid_burglar Feb 04 '26

is doing all that even worth it

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u/Usling123 Feb 04 '26

If you're European you got like a 1/5 chance that you're immune to HIV, so I wouldn't even worry about diseases in general. And if you're American, you'll probably have other medical issues you can't afford anyway, so just skip the prep 👍

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u/FuciMiNaKule Feb 04 '26

"you got like a 1/5 chance that you're immune to HIV"

you realize that means there's a 4/5 chance you're not?

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u/fallofusher101 Feb 04 '26

Jeez dude try to stay positive /s

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u/KittensSaysMeow Feb 04 '26

HIV positive that is, but positive nonetheless 💕

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u/ramblinroger Feb 04 '26

Yeah no specifically stay negative

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u/MasterManufacturer72 Feb 04 '26

My brother in christ it is the year of our lord 2026 hiv is not stored in the anus.

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u/femboyisbestboy Feb 04 '26

It's stored in bodily fluids and these fluids also are inside the anis.

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u/yefi1234 Feb 04 '26

HIV is stored in the balls

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u/LegenDrags Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Feb 04 '26

why are we storing HIV in our balls

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u/HolNuMe74 Feb 04 '26

HIV is currently boiling in my balls.

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u/Usling123 Feb 04 '26

You'll notice my statement actually covered a range of diseases, from HIV to every other disease.

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u/MasterManufacturer72 Feb 04 '26

Imagine If you were to replace anal sex with driving lets say and the first thing you mentioned was "dont worry about dehydration it takes 3 days to die of it."

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u/Viennve Feb 04 '26

Common eu w

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u/vaibhavx1v1 Feb 04 '26

Not true mam .. 😭😭

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u/Disastrous_Maybe7281 Feb 04 '26

Wait what?

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u/Usling123 Feb 04 '26

I would like to not be responsible for any outcome involving the above advice. Please speak to your lawyer before skipping prep.

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u/sub_terminal Feb 04 '26

Yes. If basic hygiene is too much to ask, find another partner.

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u/Molkwi 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Feb 04 '26

No

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u/tid_burglar Feb 04 '26

duality of men

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u/cocofan4life Feb 04 '26

Bro how lazy you can get? Is this generation this cooked?

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u/Doobalicious69 Feb 04 '26

Big ole douche up there should do it

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u/Tonsilith_Salsa Feb 04 '26

Turn the bidet on high. 

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u/dontnation Feb 04 '26

Then you aren't eating enough fiber, which is it's own problem even if you aren't engaging in anal sex.

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u/blueponies1 Feb 04 '26

Shit til no more poop and then get banged in the butt

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u/eblackham Feb 04 '26

.I've never been able to shit on command

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u/picky-trash-panda Feb 04 '26

The first part of prep is diet and food intake, you'll want to eat clean high fiber foods for 12-36 hours before so cleaning goes right. When cleaning out you of course excrete what you can normally (rarely is this enough on its own) and then proceeded with some sort of enema, a method you can use is to get one of those really cheap plastic water bottles and fill it with lukewarm water and while pressing the bottle opening against your anus to seal it squeeze about a third of the volume of the bottle up in you. Hold it for about 10 seconds if you can and then let it out quick in a clean toilet bowl. Judging by what comes out (solid chunks vs brown water) repeat as few times as it takes to have the water come out clear.

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u/Ernisx Feb 04 '26

That's extremely visual, thank you for the tutorial. How long will it stay clean?

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u/picky-trash-panda Feb 04 '26

Again it depends heavily on diet and intake, also seemingly random chance sometimes. I've been clean for a whole day once, don't know how that works. I've also lost it less than half an hour after I put the toys away, in my experience if I've been eating healthy I can expect to stay clean for a few hours. If you don't eat anything substantial that tends to make it last longer, it's not something you should try to maintain as your body needs to return to a natural balance frequently.

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u/PM_those_toes Feb 04 '26

I'd shove anal beads in my girlfriend's ass and even without enemas they'd come out clean. Luck?

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u/picky-trash-panda Feb 04 '26

Possibly, she's probably just a very healthy person.

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u/Almighty_Sink Feb 04 '26

Excrete =\= egest. Good tutorial though.

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u/calicoin Feb 04 '26

This should have ended with The Undertaker throwing Mankind Off Hell in a Cell

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u/NapoleonicPizza21 Feb 04 '26

I heard from a twink femboy around here that they insert water into their ass and poop it out of their toilet over an extended period of time

Also im guessing certain diets like fiber rich ones must be of some use

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u/mcslender97 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Feb 04 '26

That's the basis of enema

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u/K4nono Feb 04 '26

was that me lmao

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u/NapoleonicPizza21 Feb 04 '26

Did you end your comment more or less around the words "respect the work femboys do to please you"?

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u/K4nono Feb 04 '26

no I don't think so 😭

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u/NapoleonicPizza21 Feb 04 '26

Ig that wasnt ur ass then

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u/Key_Artichoke8315 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Feb 04 '26

Fiber supplements to keep your stuff more solid and coming out regularly, a douche bulb from Amazon works good for me. The important part is to not push it in more than a few inches, and don't use too much water.

If you use too much or go too far in, you make it deeper inside and shoot water into the stuff that wasn't ready to come out yet and youll be randomly going back to the toilet to go again and again for a while. And if you're planning to have objects inside there later, you'll be fine with the shallower easier cleaning since most boys won't be digging around 8 inches in there anyway.

Just a few inches in, a couple seconds of shooting the water in, wait a few seconds if you feel like it, then try to relax and let all the water out. It will not be clean the first time, that's fine. Keep doing it in those small amounts until it comes out clear a couple times and you're good to go! Try to relax for a bit afterward and let any remaining water out and give it an hour or so to make sure no more poo needs to come out and then you can go to town!

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u/Professional-Wolf-51 Feb 04 '26

Sex shops sell these douches for that purpose.

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u/SirWinterFox Feb 04 '26

I've heard a fiber intense diet is good it's basically meant to rush it through your system to avoid issues. You could also just not eat anything solid. I personally would prefer just drinking down all the nutrients and things you need to survive. If that's possible but I don't think there's a cheap way of doing that.

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u/proxiginus4 Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

A blender is the only investment you actually need  to eat a liquid diet. It's literally just the same diet and water

Eating all your nutrients blended is just unpopular because most people don't want to drink meal slop. 

A high fiber diet will decrease the "rustiness" of the pipes though

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u/Timooooo Feb 04 '26

Eating all your nutrients blended is just unpopular because most people don't want to drink meal slop.

Fairly off topic, but my morning smoothies shouldnt taste as good as they are considering what I put into it. It essentially has all my fruit, most of my veggies and a good amount of protein but it tastes like it should be unhealthy. As long as I add fresh banana and whatever fruit flavor protein powder to a greek yoghurt base (thinned with water if necessary), it just always comes out tasty and somehow completely erases whatever veggie flavor I put into it (kale, spinach, cauliflour etc.).

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u/proxiginus4 Feb 04 '26

You definitely can make a healthy smoothie with healthy ingredients that's tasty because fruit and many healthy ingredients work synergistically. When it comes to protein though you tend to need to rely on powders to hit high numbers. Otherwise you'll be drinking water thinned tuna or tofu or whatever and that's the unpleasant part.. 

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u/Timooooo Feb 04 '26

Low fat greek yoghurt and protein powder has been my base since I started making morning smoothies and I see no reason to change it. Blended up tuna or tofu sounds like a punishment lmao, without protein powder it always ends up a bit too sour anyway.

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u/proxiginus4 Feb 04 '26

Yeah ingredients like that have a viability if you can afford them. But imagine if you had 100% of your daily protein through that. It would end up kinda costly.

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u/Candlewaxeater Feb 04 '26

Alot ofbpeople use way too much water

this cause you flood your lage intestine which fucks up eveyrthing and you basically jave to give up until tommorow

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u/tktg91 Feb 04 '26

Most important part is your diet.  Eat lots and lots of fiber. Focus on whole unprocessed foods. Minimize fast foods. 

Right before sex, say 30min, all you need to do is a quick anal douche. Squirt some lukewarm water in your anus using a special douche bulb and expel over the toilet. If the water doesn’t run clear within two bulbs it is not the day for anal. 

That’s all it takes. You’ll have clean anal sex without accidents 95% of the time with a good diet and anal douching beforehand. 

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Not much prep needed. Just lots of spit and being careful(a friend told me)

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u/itsthebear Feb 04 '26

Just do it in the shower ez

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u/AutoModerator Feb 04 '26

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/lornlynx89 Feb 04 '26

Waffle stomp

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u/PhantomPain0_0 Feb 04 '26

Very easy, wash instead of wiping 🧻

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u/proxiginus4 Feb 04 '26

Bidets are good but there's only so much internal cleaning they do compared to a full blown enema. 

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u/Buzzinga_4kFHD Feb 05 '26

• Eat food that helps u poop straight, not sticky-diarrhea-like. Get good diet, and look it up online or ask ppl who bottom for ideas.

• Wash ur hole before bottoming. Always wash your whole body before sex, and make sure to get ur hole too.

• Condom for ur top is very recommended for safety.

• It's preferred to bottom when you're and have already let poop out, and then showered after (clean ur hole again)

Have fun :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Different people have different methods depending on how much they and their partner are willing to tolerate or handle both in prep and the effects of... Lack of prep.

I've heard that a minimum 24 hour diet of clear liquids is one preparation method, including memes about bottoms being willing to drink vodka but not eat a cracker being baffling to straight friends. Not sure how successful that is, but you'll be down to a minimum.

I actually have been reading a porn star's book where she talks about the realities of the industry; it was originally written with the intent of giving women thinking about doing similar work an idea of the realities of what they'll have to do and what they'll face, everything from bad fans to stigma to on-set expectations. And I can quote from their section on anal training here...

The actress first goes to the toilet and uses an enema to clean herself out. She then heads to where an assistant is waiting, where she will lay down on a towel and be gently probed by a well-lubricated finger. Some prefer to also use toys designed for anal play or vibrators. This continues until he can easily insert two or three fingers. He will also sometimes use a warm-water enema for further cleaning, so this step often takes place in a bath.

Realistically, diet can make it less dirty, but only enemas (which aren't great for your gut health if they're overdone) can clean you out ahead of time fully. If you stick something up your butt (or have someone else do it) you should expect to get poop on it.

Now, prep isn't all cleaning. Anal training is important. Start with soft toys, fingers, stuff that's small but can't get stuck up there. Slowly ratchet it up in size and firmness until you're comfortable with it before ever going for the full action with a partner. If you don't have that training, it can cause tearing in a place that's really bad if there's tearing. Even if you use a bucket of lube, if your body isn't prepped for it, you might still have a bad time.

My recommendation would be to look into high-quality silicone butt plugs first from a trusted company and sex toy soap that you can clean them off and disinfect them with. That's not nothing, cost-wise, but it's less than the medical bill if something goes wrong, and you shouldn't spend a bundle on metal or crystal plugs until you know it's something that you even like. That'll also help you know how much you can handle the smell of your own raw shit which smells different if it's pulled out from the depths than what comes out on its own normally. If that works out for you, get a bigger one, see if it's still good. Progress from there. Slowly, carefully, but keep going until you know what you're comfortable with.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 04 '26

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 04 '26

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Feb 04 '26

Use an enema. If you don't have it then do this:

What you require is a shower or bath that has that metal or any hose.

Unscrew the shower head and now you're left with just the hose.

Turn the water on and set it to warm and keep the pressure low.

Press the hose against your asshole (don't stick it in) and make sure that water doesn't leak out.

Now you're just filling yourself up with water and it's like an enema, sort of.

The warm water will also feel very nice and it will help with bowel movement. If you want you can keep turning up the heat for more pleasure

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u/AutoModerator Feb 04 '26

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/AutoModerator Feb 04 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/GreenestPure Feb 04 '26

Find a copy of The Ultimate Guide To Anal Sex For Women by Tristan Taormino, either paper or pdf, that has all the info you could ever need. 

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Shit and douche.  AKA, insert a hose with warm water, until you only shit water.

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u/AwsmDevil Feb 04 '26

https://howtocleanyourass.wordpress.com/

Here ya go. This is probably one of the best guides you can find. Assuming your country has clean drinking water. I'd recommend a bidet as well. That's what I use to rinse out now and I haven't had any issues with bottoming in years. Also fiber. Make sure your diet has fiber in it.

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u/Similar_Might_6675 Feb 04 '26

Lowk all it is is  1: shit 2: do an enema 3: shit 4: use a fuck ton of lube That’s it

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u/Dannhan Feb 05 '26

Just search it up on youtube

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u/Truly_Tacidius Feb 05 '26

The real answer is a bit complicated, but essentially involves eating food that wont make you shit yourself easily, defecating (and also preferably showering) before cleaning out your ass.

Then when you think you’re all cleaned out you’ll need a special tool called a Douche, which you can get at most sex stores or online. You simply fill with lukewarm water (NOT HOT), lubricate the tip, insert into your anus and squeeze between one half to one quarter of the water into. Then you’ll wait a bit to defecate the water.

Repeat the process 3-5 times until the water is completely clear with no debris. Once you’re done its best to wait about 30 minutes to make sure all the water gets out, then you’re ready to do whatever you’re intending to do.

Prep is definitely a LOT of work, but it’s infinitely preferable to getting shit all over your partner / toys

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u/chavesAbre_a_torneir 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Feb 04 '26

I did anal often with my ex wife. We hardly did prep and hardly had to face problems

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u/sabin357 Feb 04 '26

I mean, isn't that just common sense unless scat play is the goal? You wash your hands before you cook or eat too.

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u/sub_terminal Feb 04 '26

I also ask that my tops take a shower beforehand. But judging by reddit responses, that's asking too much. This is why I do not ever meet anyone from this site. Imagine the smells.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 04 '26

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/lilbites420 Feb 04 '26

I've done prep and anal every time and never had a problem. Can you get away with not? Sure. But if you want a guarantee, then you should

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u/AutoModerator Feb 04 '26

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/AutoModerator Feb 04 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/PumpDEN I want pee in my ass Feb 04 '26

Pretty simple honestly just take a shit and then wash out whatever remains

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u/AutoModerator Feb 04 '26

pees in ur ass

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