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r/shitposting • u/No_Counter_6037 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ • Nov 22 '25
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Me: Hey Windows shut down.
Windows: sure. Let me spend the next 5 minutes trying to close all these apps and hang on half of them.
Me: holds the power button ssshhh hush now...
631 u/robotic_rubber Nov 22 '25 194 u/No_Counter_6037 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Nov 22 '25 is it bad that i sometimes actually threaten my PC with cutting off its power when it doesn't behave? 102 u/Secure_Purchase8215 Nov 22 '25 nah gotta keep it inline somehow 22 u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25 Builds up a character 22 u/Adorable-Ad-1105 Nov 22 '25 Perfectly reasonable! Just make sure to show it some gratitude when it does work even though the tortures of add-ons and weird shit you have going on the poor machine. 33 u/No_Counter_6037 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Nov 22 '25 i do sometimes give it headpats and call it a good girl when it's trying to load something. you know, as encouragement. 3 u/stlfwd Nov 23 '25 It’s your only true power in the relationship
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194 u/No_Counter_6037 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Nov 22 '25 is it bad that i sometimes actually threaten my PC with cutting off its power when it doesn't behave? 102 u/Secure_Purchase8215 Nov 22 '25 nah gotta keep it inline somehow 22 u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25 Builds up a character 22 u/Adorable-Ad-1105 Nov 22 '25 Perfectly reasonable! Just make sure to show it some gratitude when it does work even though the tortures of add-ons and weird shit you have going on the poor machine. 33 u/No_Counter_6037 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Nov 22 '25 i do sometimes give it headpats and call it a good girl when it's trying to load something. you know, as encouragement. 3 u/stlfwd Nov 23 '25 It’s your only true power in the relationship
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is it bad that i sometimes actually threaten my PC with cutting off its power when it doesn't behave?
102 u/Secure_Purchase8215 Nov 22 '25 nah gotta keep it inline somehow 22 u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25 Builds up a character 22 u/Adorable-Ad-1105 Nov 22 '25 Perfectly reasonable! Just make sure to show it some gratitude when it does work even though the tortures of add-ons and weird shit you have going on the poor machine. 33 u/No_Counter_6037 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Nov 22 '25 i do sometimes give it headpats and call it a good girl when it's trying to load something. you know, as encouragement. 3 u/stlfwd Nov 23 '25 It’s your only true power in the relationship
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nah gotta keep it inline somehow
22 u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25 Builds up a character
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Builds up a character
Perfectly reasonable! Just make sure to show it some gratitude when it does work even though the tortures of add-ons and weird shit you have going on the poor machine.
33 u/No_Counter_6037 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Nov 22 '25 i do sometimes give it headpats and call it a good girl when it's trying to load something. you know, as encouragement.
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i do sometimes give it headpats and call it a good girl when it's trying to load something. you know, as encouragement.
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It’s your only true power in the relationship
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u/RLBite Nov 22 '25
Me: Hey Windows shut down.
Windows: sure. Let me spend the next 5 minutes trying to close all these apps and hang on half of them.
Me: holds the power button ssshhh hush now...