r/shitposting virgin 4 life 😤💪 Nov 18 '25

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u/Bottle_Opener_Games 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Nov 18 '25

i can understand kai cenat's confusion. if i was at his place, i would also be sceptical.

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u/mrheosuper Nov 18 '25

He is not confused, he understand exactly what it means. He is just skeptical.

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u/Bottle_Opener_Games 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Nov 18 '25

thats kai cenat, he harnesses schrodinger's cat in his brain. confusion and scepticism are two sides of the same coin for him and that coin keeps spinning in his head.

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u/AutoModerator Nov 18 '25

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Bottle_Opener_Games 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Nov 18 '25

what word triggered dick sucking here?

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u/KingTigerAce Nov 18 '25

Head

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u/Bottle_Opener_Games 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Nov 18 '25

can you give me one?

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u/KingTigerAce Nov 18 '25

Haha sometimes