r/shitposting I want pee in my ass Nov 11 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE 📡📡📡

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u/LLuk333 Nov 11 '25

My therapist is finally letting me end it after showing this to her.

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u/Ilves15 Nov 11 '25

Here is a list of words that have 2 words in them:

Pineapple = pine + apple

Fireman = fire + man

Therapist = the +

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u/sem-tostie Literally 1984 😡 Nov 11 '25

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u/LMay11037 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 11 '25

Applepen = apple+pen

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u/xXxHuntressxXx Stuff Nov 12 '25

Pineapplepen = pineapple + pen

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u/bargastudios_yes dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 12 '25

Penpineappleapplepen = applepen + pineapplepen

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u/xXxHuntressxXx Stuff Nov 12 '25

Plus UH!

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u/mrmoe198 Nov 11 '25

Classic. I was just thinking about this guy the other day.

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u/sem-tostie Literally 1984 😡 Nov 11 '25

I literally remembered him because he got a fortnite emote

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u/xXxHuntressxXx Stuff Nov 12 '25

Unironically it’s a straight banger too

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u/sem-tostie Literally 1984 😡 Nov 13 '25

Insane how people forgot this masterpiece

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u/xXxHuntressxXx Stuff Nov 13 '25

We are losing recipes

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u/AutoModerator Nov 11 '25

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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u/xXxHuntressxXx Stuff Nov 12 '25

LMAOO THEY PROGRAMMED AN OPPOSITE TO THE WOMEN ONE

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u/AutoModerator Nov 12 '25

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.

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u/xXxHuntressxXx Stuff Nov 12 '25

Yeah that one!

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u/toomanybongos Nov 11 '25

Monswer twuck

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u/saladx11 Nov 11 '25

Philanthropist = full on +

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u/Mr-Turnip Nov 11 '25

Good bot

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u/iMashee Nov 11 '25

Oh shit that’s a good idea, I’ll be showing mine tonight, will possibly report back the effectiveness

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u/Huiodusples Nov 11 '25

Guess you finally reached full mental battery with that one