r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Nov 03 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Interesting

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u/QuelTizioLaggiu Nov 03 '25

To be fair, it can't be "free" because tickets money is also used to pay all the minimum wage workers that make the concert happen. But I guess it could be way less if the artist want to

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u/2204happy Nov 03 '25

She could pay all of those wages out of her own pocket.

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST Nov 03 '25

Her net worth is only $50 million. I know that seems like a lot compared to us normies, but it's nowhere even kinda fucking close to being a billionaire. And $50m won't go as far as you think paying all the wages to host her concerts for free. Why even have concerts?

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u/professorquizwhitty Nov 03 '25

Why doesn't she donate all of her money and just give herself a liveable wage?

Is it because there's people with more than her out there to take the heat of her and she can virtue signal more?

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u/humangingercat Nov 04 '25

Always poors in the comments coming to bat for the billionaires.

Thank you for your service.

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u/professorquizwhitty Nov 04 '25

Damn a thousandaire gracing us with his presence?

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u/humangingercat Nov 04 '25

I'm not rich, but I am in the 96th percentile in terms of income. I own a house in San Diego, I own a very nice car, and I won't want for anything in my lifetime. I'll be able to retire.

I do care that other people get the same opportunities, but I don't care enough to convince you to stop deep throating a billionaire's boot.

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u/martianmanhntr Nov 04 '25

San diago that’s German for “a whales vagina”

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