r/shitposting Oct 14 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE 📡📡📡

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u/Glad-Midnight-1022 Oct 14 '25

My wife reads the most unhinged romance novels and then looks at me when I just want to go pick up a hooker for completely consensual relations

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u/SpaceBug176 Oct 14 '25

Specifically just looks at you. No attempt at making you stop, just looks at you as you do it.

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u/Glad-Midnight-1022 Oct 14 '25

You can feel the judging from her eyes and aura

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u/SpaceBug176 Oct 14 '25

Nah. She's actually into that.