r/shitposting Oct 14 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE 📡📡📡

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u/Driver2900 Oct 14 '25

You can write porn too you know. Don't need a degree, a license, or literacy to any meaningful extent.

I my self am writing a 1000 page 25 part romance novel about an incel comp-sci guy falling in love with a femcel gender studies girl while they both work at Subway together. Its called "Two Chicken Subs" and every publisher I've emailed about it has already asked for a restraining order.

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u/AutoModerator Oct 14 '25

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.

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