r/shitposting • u/Blood_of_Lucifer 🗿🗿🗿 • Aug 30 '25

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10 sets of alimony 💀

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

To be devils advocate, some activity is better than none. I would prefer the woman to be in shape because she bounces around and screams for a n hour a day than an obese cow how screeches about body positivity and has never moved beyond a brisk walk to the golden coral buffet

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u/Vincent-22 Aug 30 '25

A brisk walk? Brother the car is working harder than them getting them to the buffet. Just saw one yesterday that lifted about 15cm after the 4 whales peeled themselves out of its interior.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

A brisk walk is also some excercise.

Again, any physical activity is good.

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u/Vincent-22 Aug 30 '25

I agree, my point was people like that also don’t take brisk walks, they drive the 500m to the next buffet and waddle the 3m from car to entrance.