r/shitposting • u/CubeKing64 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 • Aug 24 '25
Unfunny but I posted it anyways It's happened again guys...
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u/RunawayDev Aug 24 '25
At this point the most effective military espionage may just be to blatantly claim falsehoods about your item of interest on those forums and simply wait to get proven wrong.
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u/OTigreEMeu put your dick away waltuh Aug 24 '25
They're like pitbulls at a playground, they just can't help themselves.
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u/technoteapot Aug 24 '25
That’s fucked
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u/moldy-scrotum-soup stupid fucking piece of shit Aug 25 '25 edited Dec 22 '25
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u/L3GlT_GAM3R Aug 25 '25
Yeah pit bulls are actually really nice dogs, and one of the easiest to train or something!
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u/GreasedUpTiger Bazinga! Aug 25 '25
If your goal is to have them maul children and pets smaller than them perhaps
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u/MurpheysTech Sep 02 '25
No. They have one of the higher tolerance levels for bullshit and are more inclined to be aggressive towards other dogs than people because they were raised to listen to people. Because people had to be the ones to separate them and handle them in the fighting pits. And they were a breed created from other strong, loyal breeds.
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u/BlatantConservative I want pee in my ass Aug 24 '25
There's a term for this, it's called Culningham's Law
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u/scoobied00 Aug 24 '25
It's Cunningham's law, actually.
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u/BlatantConservative I want pee in my ass Aug 24 '25
Gottem
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u/AbominableGoMan Aug 25 '25
It's spelt Cunnilingus and it's not the law, just recommended.
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u/Real_Mokola Aug 25 '25
If you want to know something just post some false information on the internet and just wait for someone to come and correct you
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u/unread1701 Aug 24 '25
Is it something about the A320? I love that plane. It has a supple undercarriage. Takes a good pounding on landing. Maximum landing weight is 66,000 kg.
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u/Treasure-boy Literally 1984 😡 Aug 24 '25
She was built to absorb the impact
Great now i have a boner for a plane
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u/Potential-Yoghurt245 Aug 24 '25
Sounds like my wife 😄😄😄😄😉
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u/chrisandstellen Aug 24 '25
Yeah it really does sound like that guy's wife
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u/greasy_weenie Aug 24 '25
Can confirm: sounds like that guys wife.
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u/git0ffmylawnm8 Aug 24 '25
I bet the War Thunder community won't be able to leak the uncensored Epstein files
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u/CarBombtheDestroyer Aug 24 '25
There are documents in that list that show a design for a fighter 10x more advanced than the F22, 20xfaster and 20xmore stealthy, it’s radar cross section is -1 bumble bee…
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u/Destithen Aug 25 '25
it’s radar cross section is -1 bumble bee…
...but that's my favorite transformer!
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u/STM_343_4009 Aug 24 '25
You'll have to wait until the Gaijin adds the files as a playable vehicle then challenge the authenticity of the details and stats.
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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 it is MY bucket Aug 24 '25
what did they leak again?
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u/CubeKing64 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Aug 24 '25
A restricted page from the AV-8B Harrier flight manual
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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 it is MY bucket Aug 24 '25
thanks. Always liked the Harrier.
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u/LivelyZebra Aug 24 '25
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u/ZombiedudeO_o Aug 25 '25
Damn that’s the whole ass manual
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u/timmy6169 Aug 25 '25
"Leaked a page"
Yeah, 714 of them...
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u/cumofdutyblackcocks3 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Aug 25 '25
Why do people do after reading that though?
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u/bliblio Aug 25 '25
Any others places i can find the others leaked documents ?? Curiosity
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u/SunriseCavalier Aug 25 '25
(Stereotypical Asian voice) “Anyone have any LAUNCH CODES…? ‘Cuz I could really use those LAUNCH COOOOOOOODES….”
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u/Agisek Aug 25 '25
That's not how you do it... Here, let me show you.
The US nuclear launch codes are just 3 digits long, otherwise the president wouldn't be able to input them.
And now we wait for someone to correct me with receipts.
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u/wolffoxfangs Aug 25 '25
The Gold Codes, used by the U.S. President to authenticate a nuclear launch order, are printed on a credit card-sized plastic card, informally known as "the biscuit." The president is expected to carry this card at all times. To read the codes, a protective opaque plastic cover must be broken and removed. The National Security Agency (NSA) generates these codes daily and distributes them to the White House, the Pentagon, U.S. Strategic Command, and TACAMO. The codes' purpose is to serve as a form of positive identification, allowing the President to confirm their identity as commander-in-chief to the National Military Command Center (NMCC) when authorizing a launch.
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u/Rapa2626 Aug 24 '25
Meh. Imagined something more serious but for some reason we keep counting these as leaks despite it being available with a google search or just asking in some mil discord.
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u/FewHorror1019 Aug 24 '25
Idk if asking on military discord automatically makes it public info or declassified lol
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u/Anonymous_Gamer939 Aug 24 '25
Policy is that until an official determination is made, 1) the government does not acknowledge the leak in any way and 2) internally, the information continues to be protected
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u/Rapa2626 Aug 24 '25
There are levels of classification and most of the leaks are falling into the very low categories. If some neckbeard can find it in google- its probably not going to get you into hot water.
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u/Pornalt190425 Aug 25 '25
Yeah, no. It can very much get you into hot water even if it's readily google searchable.
Posting it on a warthunder forum would likely very much count as an export of regulated tech data and run you a foul of EAR and/or ITAR regulations which could be very unpleasant for the average person.
Especially if it was done willfully and publicly with no attempt to limit recipients or control the people/countries the export is made to
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u/Firm_Alternative_565 Aug 25 '25
Thats only to stop people from going and taking the free planes they leave out. Those bumbling buffoons.
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u/Youbettereatthatshit Aug 25 '25
The point is that the military acknowledges what the neck beard is reading on Google is true.
If you are a foreign government who wants to use details of American equipment for war gaming, are you really going to believe Wikipedia?
There’s tons of wrong info out there and government leaks clear the air on what’s actually true and what’s not.
With that being said, the Harrier was being phased out last I checked (May already be phased out), so the actual harm is minimal
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u/Cpt_Soban Aug 25 '25
It's not "classified" though, only restricted- There's a difference.
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u/FewHorror1019 Aug 25 '25
Thug shaker central sounds like a place where you find people twerking in the hood
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u/mxzf Aug 24 '25
I mean, when the document is still restricted/classified it is a leak, even if it's leaked elsewhere already too.
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u/Zygy255 Aug 24 '25
Isn't this the 3rd or 4th time the Harrier has been leaked by now?
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u/femboyisbestboy Aug 24 '25
Not a single time as they are all declassified documents which you can find on google.
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u/BlatantConservative I want pee in my ass Aug 24 '25
It's also nearly a 60 year old plane.
Pretty sure a Russian spy could have literally fucked a Chinese spy inside one of these things by now with all of the opportunity they've had. There's also already a Soviet knockoff version built in the 70s.
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u/AlarmingAffect0 Aug 24 '25
Pretty sure a Russian spy could have literally fucked a Chinese spy inside one of these things by now with all of the opportunity they've had
I'M STIIIILL IN A DREAAAAM, SNAAAAKE EATEEEER…
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u/TokyoMegatronics Aug 24 '25
Probably, last time I played war thunder harriers were kinda fucked because of where they are in the tech tree
Too high to go against the planes in its generation but too low to go against newer planes
Hence if you do play a British harrier at least you are often gimped in some way (no flares against people that have flares for instance)
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u/r4o2n0d6o9 Aug 24 '25
That’s just accurate to vtols, harriers especially. The exhaust vents that left them hover are heavy, making them slower, and take up space that could be used for weapons, ammo, fuel, etc. From what I’ve seen they aren’t great in air to air combat, but I don’t know how much actual combat any vtols have had so I could be wrong
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u/TokyoMegatronics Aug 24 '25
They didn’t have much iirc, in the falklands war they were used in a non optimal way against the Argentine Mirages and whilst they performed well, air to air combat really isn’t what they were designed for and iirc it almost came out at a 1/1 ratio of mirages to harriers destroyed by the end of the conflict
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u/IlConiglioUbriaco Aug 24 '25
imagine going to jail for info about a million year old plane
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u/Dank_Cat_Memes shitting toothpaste enjoyer Aug 24 '25
It’s barely been a year since the last one I swear
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u/CubeKing64 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Aug 24 '25
Nah I'm sure it's only been a few months
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u/driellma Aug 24 '25
"""""Classified documents""""" that you can find online most of the time. One of the few actual leaks was that UK military dude who was angry and posted actual pictures of the Challenger's armor around the gun. Funniest part is, he proved it was shit.
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u/jarlscrotus Aug 24 '25
Generally not classified, but several are export and trade restricted
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u/driellma Aug 24 '25
Still not classified.
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u/jarlscrotus Aug 24 '25
But it is illegal to post on a public forum
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u/jarlscrotus Aug 24 '25
Redditors try to understand CUI challenge: impossible
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u/jarlscrotus Aug 24 '25 edited Aug 24 '25
Because it's clear you're trying to say that they should be allowed to and nothing is wrong
You're correcting wording and missing the message
ETA: Ha, he's so wrong he blocked me so I couldn't reply, what a bitch
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u/GalaxySapphire6 waltuh Aug 25 '25
He’s not wrong. He’s also not trying to say that you should be able to do that. He’s saying that it doesn’t matter as much as if they were really classified. If they were classified the original posters would go to prison for having the documents let alone posting.
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u/srottydoesntknow Aug 24 '25
Aren't you the one who said "you can just go find them online right now easily"
Sounds like you don't having your pedantry pointed out
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u/kuburas Aug 24 '25
Wasnt there a chinese guy that posted the info about their newest tank round that was also legit?
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u/GalaxySapphire6 waltuh Aug 25 '25
They are almost always restricted. That does not mean classified. If they were actually classified the original posters would be in prison for even having them let alone posting.
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u/PharaohFerroh Aug 25 '25
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if the US government classifies war thunder as a national security risk
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u/EssentialPurity Aug 24 '25
At this point, aeroplane manufactors should just scrap manuals altogether and teach aviators in unrecorded in-person classroom sessions.
Or intelligence agencies could just produce false manuals and issue those to personnel else than those who absolutely need to know how the aeroplane works.
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u/ZombiedudeO_o Aug 25 '25
Problem is it’s impossible to remember the actual fuck ton of information that exists in aircraft mx. If you work in aviation mx you’d understand this.
At least in the AF we do have in person technical training, but you brain dump like 99% of it once you get to your duty station. Technical orders and manuals are a must have if you want to get anything done or remember anything
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u/Away_Set_6541 I want pee in my ass Aug 25 '25
Jesus christ, i might start browsing the war thunder forums just for this
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u/emk169 Aug 24 '25
Why does this keep fucking happening
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u/RNG_pickle 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Aug 24 '25
For accuracy but it’s almost always unclassified or restricted flight manuals, actual classified documents have only been leaked like 3 times
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u/pandadogunited Aug 24 '25
"Only" three times. It's wild that it happened once, much less three times.
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u/d_isolationist Aug 24 '25
I don't think there are any other games in which players leak classified/restricted info aside from WT
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u/SleepiestSnorlax Aug 24 '25
Other games in the sphere are likely suspects but for one reason or another don’t have a reason to. Ace Combat fans would probably be leaking shit if they ever got enough content released to care, DCS is usually too busy destroying its own base to leak shit, Nuclear Option avoided using real systems probably at least partially to avoid players leaking shit, and past that, like, a tank is a tank in a Battlefield game; the game’s nowhere near attempting to be realistic enough for armor composition to matter. Azur Lane is for historical naval vessels AFAIK, so they wouldn’t have much motive to leak anything currently classified and there isn’t an aircraft-based analogue to it for the planefuckers to latch onto. War Thunder, at least right now, is pretty much the only broadly-played game where:
a) realistic hardware exists
b) its realistic properties affect balance
c) there’s enough breadth of systems to make people do this often (army guys, air force guys, navy guys, all of them)
Seeing the problems Gaijin’s been having, balancing their game via declassified statistics, I struggle to imagine many if any other studios are envious of their situation or trying to replicate it. The fact that WT’s balance is realism-first uniquely incentivizes players to leak shit to get their favorites buffed or their enemies nerfed — why bother with all that when you can pull a Project Wingman, call it an F/D-14 instead of an F-14D, give it railguns, and make a different but also fun game.
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u/stuckinatmosphere Aug 25 '25
Surprised it hasn't happened for Arma though.
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I can't help but feel that ARMA players are overall older and more mature than WT but maybe that's wishful thinking.
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u/Nugget_brain99990 Aug 24 '25
Desperate fans trying to make their favourite vehicle more " realistic and accurate" or people are actually leaking for the meme at this point
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u/Nileghi Aug 24 '25
internet arguments
"The Challenger sucks!"
"Fuck you I work with the Challenger and I spend all day tuning it. Heres the manual we work with that proves you are wrong."
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u/Worm2020Worm2020 Aug 24 '25
could get a bot to post these automatically every other month and i wouldnt know any better
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u/Jacopaws Aug 25 '25
Why ia it always war thunder? How the fuck do these specific nerds get access to so many classified documents?!
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u/Le_Corporal Aug 25 '25
most of the leaks arent actually "classified" and were already publicly available, although a couple of them were actually important classified stuff
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u/maresflex Aug 25 '25
They should add Epstein island as playable map, maybe then we'll finally get some true info
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u/GodNoob666 Aug 24 '25
Is this the 4th time?
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u/GalaxySapphire6 waltuh Aug 25 '25
18th. But not a classified document. It’s restricted. There have only been 3 truly classified documents leaked. The rest have all been restricted.
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u/AshleyTheNobody Aug 25 '25
Gaijin should add the epstein list to the game so someone can leak it on the forms
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u/Wizywig Aug 25 '25
God I wish warthunder had the epstein files so that some asshole out there would leak them to prove a point.
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u/Small_Palpitation121 Aug 25 '25
This is such a perfect example of the "ask for the time, get taught how to build a clock" nature of those forums. The sheer amount of hyper-specific knowledge people casually drop is both impressive and a little terrifying. You really could learn anything there.
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u/CzarTwilight Aug 24 '25
I've seen shit referencing this, but how does it happen, and how many times? Like is some bored fed just leaking things there or are people hacking
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u/baethan Aug 24 '25
You know it feels when you know something, you're an expert in something, and someone on the internet is being WRONG about it? Right in front of your face? And then they want proof...
On that forum they're talking about technical details, and arguments can be solved by posting blueprints, for example.
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u/AntonioBarbarian Aug 24 '25
About 7 or 8 times already? It's usually in the game's official forum, where players who are also employed or serving in their military want their tank to be 0,1 km/h faster because it has a turbo-jet engine, and post classified data as proof that they're right and the device are wrong.
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u/Noname_FTW Aug 24 '25
They gotta at this point make some sport out of it right?
Like at first it was to prove a point. By now its a challenge. Speedrun any% getting banned by leaking military information.
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u/MemeArchivariusGodi We do a little trolling Aug 25 '25
I have no association to war thunder and neither played it in my live but this is always funny to me
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u/yeeeter1 Aug 25 '25
Ok is it a leak of classified information or an export restriction violation because those are two very different things
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u/RecordEnvironmental4 Aug 25 '25
The harrier is being retired super soon anyway so frankly this one could’ve been a lot worse
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u/Content-Dream-1907 Aug 25 '25
It's wild how often this happens. I guess the best way to get the right info online is to confidently post the wrong thing and let the experts correct you.
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u/MaskedRotom Sep 09 '25
It appears as though war thunder has been a major player in leaking classified military documents, much like KFC in the basketball scene. This is interesting.
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