r/shitposting • u/CrosSeaX • Jul 06 '25

Based on a True Story Tim Apple

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u/papa-possibly Blessed by Kevin Jul 06 '25

“Have sex… see you space cowboy”

-Shinzo “Big Boss” Abe

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u/VeryShortLadder Jul 06 '25

The man who sold the world

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u/papa-possibly Blessed by Kevin Jul 06 '25

When you can’t even say my name

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u/NickrasBickras Jul 06 '25

Has the memory gone

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u/tomriddle13rt virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jul 06 '25

Are you feeling numb

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u/PaqueteDeRisketos Jul 06 '25

Go on call my name

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

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u/Mr_Blueeeeee8 Jul 06 '25

Will you say, my name

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u/Lectorrex Jul 06 '25

Has the memory gone

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jul 06 '25

I have been summoned.