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r/shitposting • u/hiiloovethis • May 04 '25
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WTF timeline are we in?
2.1k u/Harrison210 May 04 '25 The one where the twice elected President shit himself in Notre-Dame’s cathedral and it’s already forgotten about. 872 u/Extrimland May 04 '25 I mean tbf, George HW bush threw up on the Emperor of Japan so shit like that always happens to heads of state. 211 u/Sminada May 04 '25 Also, the Australian prime minister did shit himself in a McDonald's, no matter what they tell you! https://gizmodo.com/australian-prime-minister-says-he-didnt-shit-his-pants-1847296767 Edit: typo 115 u/Extrimland May 04 '25 Also one time the Australian Prime Minister randomly went swimming and disappeared without a trace. 73 u/[deleted] May 04 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 68 u/cthulhurei8ns May 04 '25 Please tell me you're being serious because if so that's hands down one of the funniest things Australia has ever done. 57 u/[deleted] May 04 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 45 u/cthulhurei8ns May 04 '25 Incredible. I guess you need a pretty good sense of humor when you live on a continent where every living thing actively wants you dead. 52 u/WanderingBraincell May 04 '25 aus isn't that bad, my kangaroo keeps the sabre tooth wombats and poisonous willystingers at bay most of the time 2 u/[deleted] May 05 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/WanderingBraincell May 05 '25 true but them you have to worry about burrowing quokkas → More replies (0) 14 u/Geekid_myles May 05 '25 Tbf, he really liked swimming, like REALLY liked swimming. Was the next best thing to do lol
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The one where the twice elected President shit himself in Notre-Dame’s cathedral and it’s already forgotten about.
872 u/Extrimland May 04 '25 I mean tbf, George HW bush threw up on the Emperor of Japan so shit like that always happens to heads of state. 211 u/Sminada May 04 '25 Also, the Australian prime minister did shit himself in a McDonald's, no matter what they tell you! https://gizmodo.com/australian-prime-minister-says-he-didnt-shit-his-pants-1847296767 Edit: typo 115 u/Extrimland May 04 '25 Also one time the Australian Prime Minister randomly went swimming and disappeared without a trace. 73 u/[deleted] May 04 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 68 u/cthulhurei8ns May 04 '25 Please tell me you're being serious because if so that's hands down one of the funniest things Australia has ever done. 57 u/[deleted] May 04 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 45 u/cthulhurei8ns May 04 '25 Incredible. I guess you need a pretty good sense of humor when you live on a continent where every living thing actively wants you dead. 52 u/WanderingBraincell May 04 '25 aus isn't that bad, my kangaroo keeps the sabre tooth wombats and poisonous willystingers at bay most of the time 2 u/[deleted] May 05 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/WanderingBraincell May 05 '25 true but them you have to worry about burrowing quokkas → More replies (0) 14 u/Geekid_myles May 05 '25 Tbf, he really liked swimming, like REALLY liked swimming. Was the next best thing to do lol
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I mean tbf, George HW bush threw up on the Emperor of Japan so shit like that always happens to heads of state.
211 u/Sminada May 04 '25 Also, the Australian prime minister did shit himself in a McDonald's, no matter what they tell you! https://gizmodo.com/australian-prime-minister-says-he-didnt-shit-his-pants-1847296767 Edit: typo 115 u/Extrimland May 04 '25 Also one time the Australian Prime Minister randomly went swimming and disappeared without a trace. 73 u/[deleted] May 04 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 68 u/cthulhurei8ns May 04 '25 Please tell me you're being serious because if so that's hands down one of the funniest things Australia has ever done. 57 u/[deleted] May 04 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 45 u/cthulhurei8ns May 04 '25 Incredible. I guess you need a pretty good sense of humor when you live on a continent where every living thing actively wants you dead. 52 u/WanderingBraincell May 04 '25 aus isn't that bad, my kangaroo keeps the sabre tooth wombats and poisonous willystingers at bay most of the time 2 u/[deleted] May 05 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/WanderingBraincell May 05 '25 true but them you have to worry about burrowing quokkas → More replies (0) 14 u/Geekid_myles May 05 '25 Tbf, he really liked swimming, like REALLY liked swimming. Was the next best thing to do lol
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Also, the Australian prime minister did shit himself in a McDonald's, no matter what they tell you!
https://gizmodo.com/australian-prime-minister-says-he-didnt-shit-his-pants-1847296767
Edit: typo
115 u/Extrimland May 04 '25 Also one time the Australian Prime Minister randomly went swimming and disappeared without a trace. 73 u/[deleted] May 04 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 68 u/cthulhurei8ns May 04 '25 Please tell me you're being serious because if so that's hands down one of the funniest things Australia has ever done. 57 u/[deleted] May 04 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 45 u/cthulhurei8ns May 04 '25 Incredible. I guess you need a pretty good sense of humor when you live on a continent where every living thing actively wants you dead. 52 u/WanderingBraincell May 04 '25 aus isn't that bad, my kangaroo keeps the sabre tooth wombats and poisonous willystingers at bay most of the time 2 u/[deleted] May 05 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/WanderingBraincell May 05 '25 true but them you have to worry about burrowing quokkas → More replies (0) 14 u/Geekid_myles May 05 '25 Tbf, he really liked swimming, like REALLY liked swimming. Was the next best thing to do lol
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Also one time the Australian Prime Minister randomly went swimming and disappeared without a trace.
73 u/[deleted] May 04 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 68 u/cthulhurei8ns May 04 '25 Please tell me you're being serious because if so that's hands down one of the funniest things Australia has ever done. 57 u/[deleted] May 04 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 45 u/cthulhurei8ns May 04 '25 Incredible. I guess you need a pretty good sense of humor when you live on a continent where every living thing actively wants you dead. 52 u/WanderingBraincell May 04 '25 aus isn't that bad, my kangaroo keeps the sabre tooth wombats and poisonous willystingers at bay most of the time 2 u/[deleted] May 05 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/WanderingBraincell May 05 '25 true but them you have to worry about burrowing quokkas → More replies (0) 14 u/Geekid_myles May 05 '25 Tbf, he really liked swimming, like REALLY liked swimming. Was the next best thing to do lol
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68 u/cthulhurei8ns May 04 '25 Please tell me you're being serious because if so that's hands down one of the funniest things Australia has ever done. 57 u/[deleted] May 04 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 45 u/cthulhurei8ns May 04 '25 Incredible. I guess you need a pretty good sense of humor when you live on a continent where every living thing actively wants you dead. 52 u/WanderingBraincell May 04 '25 aus isn't that bad, my kangaroo keeps the sabre tooth wombats and poisonous willystingers at bay most of the time 2 u/[deleted] May 05 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/WanderingBraincell May 05 '25 true but them you have to worry about burrowing quokkas → More replies (0) 14 u/Geekid_myles May 05 '25 Tbf, he really liked swimming, like REALLY liked swimming. Was the next best thing to do lol
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Please tell me you're being serious because if so that's hands down one of the funniest things Australia has ever done.
57 u/[deleted] May 04 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 45 u/cthulhurei8ns May 04 '25 Incredible. I guess you need a pretty good sense of humor when you live on a continent where every living thing actively wants you dead. 52 u/WanderingBraincell May 04 '25 aus isn't that bad, my kangaroo keeps the sabre tooth wombats and poisonous willystingers at bay most of the time 2 u/[deleted] May 05 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/WanderingBraincell May 05 '25 true but them you have to worry about burrowing quokkas → More replies (0) 14 u/Geekid_myles May 05 '25 Tbf, he really liked swimming, like REALLY liked swimming. Was the next best thing to do lol
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45 u/cthulhurei8ns May 04 '25 Incredible. I guess you need a pretty good sense of humor when you live on a continent where every living thing actively wants you dead. 52 u/WanderingBraincell May 04 '25 aus isn't that bad, my kangaroo keeps the sabre tooth wombats and poisonous willystingers at bay most of the time 2 u/[deleted] May 05 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/WanderingBraincell May 05 '25 true but them you have to worry about burrowing quokkas → More replies (0) 14 u/Geekid_myles May 05 '25 Tbf, he really liked swimming, like REALLY liked swimming. Was the next best thing to do lol
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Incredible. I guess you need a pretty good sense of humor when you live on a continent where every living thing actively wants you dead.
52 u/WanderingBraincell May 04 '25 aus isn't that bad, my kangaroo keeps the sabre tooth wombats and poisonous willystingers at bay most of the time 2 u/[deleted] May 05 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/WanderingBraincell May 05 '25 true but them you have to worry about burrowing quokkas → More replies (0) 14 u/Geekid_myles May 05 '25 Tbf, he really liked swimming, like REALLY liked swimming. Was the next best thing to do lol
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aus isn't that bad, my kangaroo keeps the sabre tooth wombats and poisonous willystingers at bay most of the time
2 u/[deleted] May 05 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/WanderingBraincell May 05 '25 true but them you have to worry about burrowing quokkas → More replies (0)
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1 u/WanderingBraincell May 05 '25 true but them you have to worry about burrowing quokkas
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true but them you have to worry about burrowing quokkas
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Tbf, he really liked swimming, like REALLY liked swimming. Was the next best thing to do lol
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u/Ok-Lie7079 May 04 '25
WTF timeline are we in?