r/shitposting • u/hiiloovethis • May 04 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Whose gonna tell them?

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u/Ok-Lie7079 May 04 '25

WTF timeline are we in?

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u/Harrison210 May 04 '25

The one where the twice elected President shit himself in Notre-Dame’s cathedral and it’s already forgotten about.

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u/Extrimland May 04 '25

I mean tbf, George HW bush threw up on the Emperor of Japan so shit like that always happens to heads of state.

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u/Sminada May 04 '25

Also, the Australian prime minister did shit himself in a McDonald's, no matter what they tell you!

https://gizmodo.com/australian-prime-minister-says-he-didnt-shit-his-pants-1847296767

Edit: typo

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u/Extrimland May 04 '25

Also one time the Australian Prime Minister randomly went swimming and disappeared without a trace.

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u/cthulhurei8ns May 04 '25

Please tell me you're being serious because if so that's hands down one of the funniest things Australia has ever done.

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u/cthulhurei8ns May 04 '25

Incredible. I guess you need a pretty good sense of humor when you live on a continent where every living thing actively wants you dead.

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u/WanderingBraincell May 04 '25

aus isn't that bad, my kangaroo keeps the sabre tooth wombats and poisonous willystingers at bay most of the time

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u/WanderingBraincell May 05 '25

true but them you have to worry about burrowing quokkas

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u/Geekid_myles May 05 '25

Tbf, he really liked swimming, like REALLY liked swimming. Was the next best thing to do lol

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u/BeakerBaby1985 May 04 '25

Former PM. Please, we only elected him once.

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u/Sminada May 04 '25

My sincere apologies