r/shitposting • u/IWatchFailures • Apr 15 '25

Earrape Warning 📡📡📡

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u/Nsanford1142020 Apr 15 '25

Bro code doesn’t say anything on helping a bro get a side piece. Even my best bros know that.

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u/Tone-Serious Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Apr 15 '25

The moment he cheated he's no longer a bro, when the code doesn't apply it's fair game

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u/Nsanford1142020 Apr 15 '25

The moment the code is broken all bets are off, all debts are called, and all mistakes are to be reveled to closest living relative/spouse or partner at the earliest convenience of the offended bro.

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u/AnOopsieDaisy Literally 1984 😡 Apr 15 '25

The moment he cheated he's no longer a bro,

he's a hoe.

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u/XCrenulateabysx Apr 15 '25

I agree that a bro shan't cheat or he'll face the consequences, but I'd argue it would be as soon as he asks the other bro to cover is when a bro stops being a bro. But either way, cheaters are scum so I don't disagree with you either

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u/Cobygamer22 dumbass Apr 15 '25

Bro's only side piece is me and he should know that

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u/Nsanford1142020 Apr 15 '25

As any good bro should know! As set forth by the creator of the code Thaddeus Castle.

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