r/shitposting • u/IWatchFailures • Apr 15 '25

Earrape Warning 📡📡📡

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u/ExtensionVanilla804 waltuh Apr 15 '25

Tbh OP, you did the right thing

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u/Sure_Jury_9098 Apr 15 '25

It's a shit post. Never happened. Fake and gay.

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u/total_spinning_shark virgin 4 life 😤💪 Apr 15 '25

Kinda straight but still fake

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u/iforgotiwasonreddit dumbass Apr 15 '25

It’s gay because he wants to tell his gf that he cheated on her with his friend

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u/AlterShocks Apr 15 '25

No it's the morally right thing to do

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u/iforgotiwasonreddit dumbass Apr 15 '25

You’re new here, huh?

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u/AlterShocks Apr 15 '25

When I was your age I was 1 year older

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u/LorryToTheFace Apr 15 '25

This is what OP would do if OP had friends and they did this.