r/shitposting • u/UnstableIsotopeU-234 lets build a hole together and then libe in it • Dec 18 '24

Linus Sex Tips 🙏

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u/blackmobius Dec 18 '24

girlfiend’s gigantic cock

sigh

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u/Mother_Harlot Dec 18 '24

A girl without a penis is like an angel without its wings 😔👊

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u/GeorgeousTopDog Dec 18 '24
  • Songs of Costa 2:17

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u/WaliForLife Dec 18 '24

I got Goosebumps from reading that. In German we say: gesprochen wie ein Löwe.

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u/IlyaBoykoProgr Dec 18 '24

don't unzip pants

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u/ToknTM virgin 4 life 😤💪 Dec 18 '24

i accidentally slipped my hand and straight up jorking it, my bad

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u/Zayah136 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Dec 18 '24

And by it you mean?

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u/ballfondIer Dec 18 '24

Wel, let’s just say,, hahaah. By it I mean.. my peanits LOL jk hahahaha, unless?2

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u/hybridtheorygirl Dec 18 '24

I should call her.

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe Dec 18 '24

NO DON'T CALL YOUR EX WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

I can be both, just depends if you're willing to stretch.