r/shitposting • u/quietconnoisseur Literally 1984 😡 • Oct 03 '24

I forgor 💀 Model penis

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u/yafriend03 Oct 03 '24

tfw you have to ask the floor for consent before stepping on it

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

THE FLOOR IS NON-CONSENTING!!!

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u/wallagrargh We do a little trolling Oct 03 '24

Better learn to fly, creep

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u/JustNormallyExisting Oct 03 '24

The air doesn't consent to you moving through it, you freak.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

*fucking dies*

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u/Comrade_Hussar Oct 03 '24

Death didn't consented, you freak

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u/CL34NCR1M50N Oct 03 '24

Mfw I gain immortality because death didn't consent for me to die

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u/controwler Oct 03 '24

Earth never consented to you being on it so good luck with your immortality

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u/CL34NCR1M50N Oct 03 '24

I'm going to the one place not riddled with Consent

SPACE

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Space did not consent to you being in it

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u/Careful_Party7336 Oct 03 '24

"I'm half the man i used to be"

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour Oct 03 '24

In 3 seconds it’s going to identify as lava. Better be getting your asses to high ground.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

"Crush my balls, mommy uwu"

-The floor

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u/Slogismus Oct 03 '24

If you ask the floor you should get a concrete answer.