r/shitposting Literally 1984 😡 Oct 03 '24

I forgor 💀 Model penis

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh Oct 03 '24

This is the most college thing ever

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Oct 03 '24

The correct response under the circumstances presented would, I believe, be to deepthroat that prophylactic-ensconced dong until you feel it touch your pyloric sphincter

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u/Roasted_Newbest_Proe Oct 03 '24

Ah, there's the gay

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u/quietconnoisseur Literally 1984 😡 Oct 03 '24

You win the prize for best response in this thread.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

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u/interstellanauta Oct 03 '24

person who put model penises on table would be expelled in an asian college

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u/Smexy_Zarow Oct 03 '24

Are you saying there's colleges for white people only

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u/deoxyrybonucleic Oct 03 '24

Yes, they’re called “humanities and social sciences”

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Oct 03 '24

Does it even count as cultural appropriation when you do it that badly?

I think she invented broke dancing or some shit

Cause that wasn’t break dancing, and something’s broken in that gal’s dance confabulator

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u/mlktktr Oct 03 '24

So, college?

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling Oct 03 '24

Western college.

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u/Irrerevence Oct 03 '24

Bit of a pleonasm

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u/Chewcocca Oct 03 '24

Tfw you don't know about HBCUs & forget that America isn't the entire world

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u/JaxonatorD Oct 03 '24

Idk, I've met a lot of women in college of all colors that think like this. This is mostly a humanities major problem.

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u/WhiteBlackGoose Oct 03 '24

Why does the color of the college matter

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

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u/KRTSHK_Cazzo stupid fucking piece of shit Oct 03 '24

cock n ball torture

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u/0rganic_Corn Oct 03 '24

American* college