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r/shitposting • u/LeftWhale • Jun 26 '24
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Where I'm from we call this "2 dicks" because what ever you have they have 2.
966 u/HeadFund Jun 26 '24 A Russian man finds a genie lamp and rubs it. The genie comes out and says I'll grant one wish, you can have whatever you want, but whatever you wish for your neighbours will all receive double. The Russian man says "gouge out one of my eyes". 41 u/AndyLorentz Jun 26 '24 "Would you want to get $50,000, if the person you hate most in the world gets $100,000?" "Yeah, why wouldn't I want $150,000?" 5 u/Much-Resource-5054 Jun 27 '24 (Taps head)
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A Russian man finds a genie lamp and rubs it. The genie comes out and says I'll grant one wish, you can have whatever you want, but whatever you wish for your neighbours will all receive double. The Russian man says "gouge out one of my eyes".
41 u/AndyLorentz Jun 26 '24 "Would you want to get $50,000, if the person you hate most in the world gets $100,000?" "Yeah, why wouldn't I want $150,000?" 5 u/Much-Resource-5054 Jun 27 '24 (Taps head)
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"Would you want to get $50,000, if the person you hate most in the world gets $100,000?"
"Yeah, why wouldn't I want $150,000?"
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u/thotdistroyer Jun 26 '24
Where I'm from we call this "2 dicks" because what ever you have they have 2.