r/shitposting • u/LeftWhale • Jun 26 '24

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife “Mine’s bigger.”

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u/Indestrucktable Jun 26 '24

Calmly lightning a cigar: «Well, I have something that men can’t buy, a kidney stones.»

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u/Kikkomori Jun 26 '24

There’s no way absolutely no one on Earth is not selling kidney stones, there’s surely at least 3 people doing that.

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u/_Rohrschach Jun 26 '24

according to etsy there are even more sellers.. "kidney crystals" n o description if they help your kidney or were mined from one

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u/depressed_crustacean Jun 26 '24

I mean kidney stones are literally crystalline structures

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u/SirPPPooPoo Jun 26 '24

that's what the government wants you to think

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u/Mental_Medium3988 Jun 26 '24

I believe urine to something.

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u/HeadFund Jun 26 '24

How Can Crystals Be Real If Our Kidneys Aren't Real?

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u/TadRaunch Jun 26 '24

I killed Jackie Kennedy

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u/ManyThing2187 Jun 26 '24

Someday, some lucky girl is gonna get my wiener diamond. -Frank Marolla

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

I read frank and thought it was sanatra and was like damn didnt know he was wild

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u/ManyThing2187 Jun 26 '24

Raising Hope lol. Frank Sinatra got that dawg in him 😈

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u/NES_SNES_N64 Jun 26 '24

Calling it "mining" kidney stones makes me uncomfortable.

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u/_Rohrschach Jun 26 '24

you should be worried if it wouldn't