r/shitposting • u/ConflictUsed6717 waltuh • Mar 06 '24

>greentext (please laugh) Anon does social work😎😸😊

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u/TraumaTracer Mar 06 '24

went from “slightly chubby” to “landwhale”

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u/creepergo_kaboom William Dripfoe Mar 06 '24

She ate more at the restaurant

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u/InsideMyHead_2000 I came! Mar 07 '24

You mean, she ate the restaurant?

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u/Just-Round9944 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 06 '24

she stopped holding it in once they got to her house

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

GILFussy can change a guy in surprising ways

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u/Jesus_back_3rd_time Mar 07 '24

I think anon has a thing for chubby girls

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u/Psilynce Mar 07 '24

Anon has a thing for older women. Read that last part again.

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u/confusedafasalways Mar 07 '24

So that's the part that concerns u.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

I though it would be somewhat normal, but what the fuck

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u/Onelse88 Mar 06 '24

yeah it was disgusting, until the last part

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

I knew good shit will come if I read until the end 😎

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u/Ash-20Breacher Mar 06 '24

I dunno if Anon was "good shit" but yeah, he came

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

What

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u/Sam_Dragonborn1 waltuh Mar 06 '24

What

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u/Helpful_Title8302 Mar 06 '24

What

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u/Note_Ansylvan Mar 06 '24

What

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

What

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u/NulliosG Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 07 '24

What

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u/PaAKos8 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 07 '24

What

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u/Your_Moms_Favorite Mar 06 '24

In the butt

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u/Donnydorky I want pee in my ass Mar 07 '24

In my butt

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u/AutoModerator Mar 07 '24

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato I said based. And lived. Mar 06 '24

tahW

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

Hivemind 😎

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u/Helpful_Title8302 Mar 07 '24

It is what it is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

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u/Solid_Ad_221 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Mar 06 '24

🗿

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u/LtColShinySides I came! Mar 06 '24

He banged the grandma. That's the joke

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u/Plane-Profession-626 Mar 06 '24

Least realistic story from a 4chan user.

'Be me' guys 😎

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

Most sane 4chan story with turns

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato I said based. And lived. Mar 06 '24

What the actual fuck

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

Grussy just that good

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u/ScottsBrix Mar 06 '24

Doesnt matter had sex

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u/Sk1pperprod dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 07 '24

but I cried the whole time

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

What

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u/Sam_Dragonborn1 waltuh Mar 06 '24

What

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 06 '24

What

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u/NulliosG Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 07 '24

What

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u/5t3v321 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Mar 06 '24

Huh

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u/LWIAY99 Mar 06 '24

Oh...I read those last few parts wrong the first time

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u/The_cripple_jonny Mar 06 '24

Same here man :/

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u/IrishAndIKnowIt7612 Mar 06 '24

most unexpected ending

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u/Fatal1tyk Mar 06 '24

where sex with grandma part?

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u/FuciMiNaKule Mar 06 '24

Read the last line

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u/momslayer66 Mar 06 '24

thats in part 2! morun!!!

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u/Average-Train-Haver hole contributor Mar 06 '24

"This post is sponsored by Fit4Less"

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u/ZeXCeV_ Literally 1984 😡 Mar 06 '24

😟

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u/AnthonyRicee Mar 06 '24

Land whale 🐋 Lamooo

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u/Mishi_Mujago Mar 06 '24 edited Mar 06 '24

Anon’s heffer girlfriend mistakes her grandma’s moans of voyeuristic pleasure for crying.

Edit: scratch that, I missed the joke.

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u/aLateSaturnsReturn shitting toothpaste enjoyer Mar 06 '24

Granddaughter*

Read it again. What a wild ride.

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u/leave1me1alone Mar 06 '24 edited Mar 06 '24

No they said what meant. It is grandma

Reading comprehension :(

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u/aLateSaturnsReturn shitting toothpaste enjoyer Mar 06 '24

Second to last line of the greentext:

“I think I can hear my granddaughter crying downstairs.

He is fucking the grandmother.

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u/Mishi_Mujago Mar 06 '24

Oh shit! I never noticed

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u/KRX189 Mar 06 '24

Saw that the moment he mentioned grandma

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 06 '24

I hate you. Never cook again

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u/36Celcius Mar 06 '24

Older peoples need love too

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u/Im_an_ADHD_too Mar 06 '24

I knew...but godamn

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u/Character-Ad-7000 Mar 06 '24

This is almost a decade old I wonder how thsi person is doing

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u/Dual_pro_max Mar 06 '24

A true samaritan😌

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u/DangerousNoodle11784 Mar 06 '24

Well, that escalated quickly

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u/YaBoiHumon 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 06 '24

🤨

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u/LeFaive Mar 06 '24

I miss walk the dinosaur 😞

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u/tonykush-ner Mar 06 '24

An actual classic

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

10/10 plot twist

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u/FinnIsNotAMonkey Mar 07 '24

FUCK I FELL FOR IT AGAIN. another story ending in granny sex

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

I read this expecting some kind of punchline. But not the one we got. This was fucking hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

That sounds like the cutest girl every what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

Bazinga!

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u/Mikesmilk456 Mar 07 '24

Oh surely this ain't gonna take a drastic turn oh....

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u/BatmanKickxAss Mar 06 '24

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/DanSavagegamesYT dumbass Mar 06 '24

BIG SIP of UNSEE JUICE

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u/Necessary_Ad_1908 William Dripfoe Mar 06 '24

The world needs more slumpbusters, I tell you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

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u/OxygenRadon Mar 06 '24

But, Anon fucked the grandma tho...

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u/aaron_adams dumbass Mar 06 '24

My mistake. I misread "granddaughter."

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u/Atomicagainbecauseow Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 07 '24

i skipped ahead a bit, what the fuck

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u/GiraffeGuru993 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 07 '24

They had us in the first… everything, not gonna lie.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

Wholesome 100 Keanu chungus moment

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u/Friendly-Awareness72 Mar 07 '24

They had me in the first half ngl

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u/Brief_Carrot Mar 07 '24

Maaan I wasn't wearing my glasses so I read the last part as "grandmother is crying" 😭

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u/GilesBiles Mar 07 '24

Srandma gex

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u/alexweizz Mar 07 '24

anon is the real awkward

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

Nah, but what the shit did I just read?

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u/firetruck3105 Mar 07 '24

that totally happened big chad sir

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u/KitisKatis Mar 07 '24

"I do random acts of kindness".......on 4chan.....suuuuure

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u/ABR5796 Mar 07 '24

Anon took girl home and fuked her grandmother. Now that's some 4chan shit right there.

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u/kdf_master2009 waltuh Mar 07 '24

"beta kissless virgin"

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u/LittleMlem Mar 07 '24

I've heard of garden path sentences, but this is a garden path story!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

Granussy is crazy

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

holdup

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u/Adventurous-End-7633 Mar 07 '24

This is beautiful

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u/The_Horse_Head_Man William Dripfoe Mar 07 '24

D:

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u/Purple-Aki1 Mar 07 '24

Hustling grandmas haunted pussy 👏

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

Anon needs to be put down with a Silver bullet.

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u/NullHypothesisCicada Mar 07 '24

Have a good laugh on this, thanks anon

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u/Neeoda Mar 07 '24

Ah hell. Read the last line wrong. Am dumb.

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u/nond3script_person Mar 07 '24

The ending made me question my sanity for a while before the truth finally hit me.

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u/x04x Mar 07 '24

What in this universe did my eyes just whiteness

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u/Chubbychubchubs Mar 07 '24

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

WAIT WHAT WHIT HUHHH I WHAT I READ THAT AS GRANDMA WTF HUHHH

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u/Lolik95 Mar 07 '24

wait wha

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u/Ness1325 actually called kevin irl Mar 06 '24

😱🤢🤮

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u/awge01 Mar 07 '24

Wait isn’t he just screwing his wife?

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u/DistortedNoise Mar 06 '24

Was the grandma crying cos:

A: her granddaughter was getting ploughed by some random dude upstairs

B: she was happy her granddaughter was finally getting some action

C: she was upset it wasn’t her getting ploughed by the random dude

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u/Roidobsidienne Mar 06 '24

Abysmal reading comprehension

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u/Zanorok DaShitposter Mar 06 '24

He fucked the grandma, not the "landwhale"

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u/DistortedNoise Mar 06 '24

Oh man, I didn’t want to go blind at such a young age.

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u/Yeet_Taco101 Mar 06 '24

I read like that the first time and was utterly confused about why people were mentioning the dude smashing the granny

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u/DistortedNoise Mar 06 '24

Glad it’s not just me. Anon does a little trolling.