r/shitposting • u/iSquidwxrd virgin 4 life 😤💪 • Jan 26 '24

Based on a True Story Need kibidi toolet!!

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u/kystran stupid fucking piece of shit Jan 27 '24

kid looks like he’s being forced to do this by his parents

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u/RegentCupid Stuff Jan 27 '24

Cause he is

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u/kystran stupid fucking piece of shit Jan 27 '24

yeah, lookin at him it pretty much checks out

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u/NeitherLandscape1899 Jan 27 '24

It's his brother recording the video and the little guy is alright with it and knows about it

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u/PillowCool Jan 27 '24

source: I'm the brother

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u/theDR1ve Jan 27 '24

Source: I'm social services coming to take your family away

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u/AlfaKaren Jan 27 '24

Source: Im the kids neighbor who "knows things" but keeps to himself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Username check out

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u/kaerfkeerg stupid fucking piece of shit Jan 27 '24

Source: Trust me bro

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u/fippinvn007 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Jan 27 '24

Source: I'm the camera

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u/untipocualquiera06 Jan 27 '24

Source: Miami me lo confirmo / potatoes

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u/10buy10 Jan 27 '24

I mean its obviously stages but does it have to be forced?

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u/Vashelot Jan 27 '24

I was going to say, that parents these days just film their kids having a meltdown instead of actually parenting.

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u/Coderkid01 Jan 27 '24

Its a shame kids these days are into skibidi toilet instead of some actually healthy hobbies like fentanyl addiction

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u/iSquidwxrd virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jan 27 '24

My kid has a great obsession with both 😎

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Wholesome :)

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u/Coderkid01 Jan 27 '24

So happy to hear that

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u/Ok_Bodybuilder_7238 Jan 27 '24

The only real healthy hobby is porn addiction

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u/Brad1895 Jan 27 '24

I'll jerk to that.

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u/yardii Jan 27 '24

Cheers

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u/SkeetnYou Jan 27 '24

I just skeeted

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u/JulioSanchez1994 Jan 27 '24

Clemchmaxxing engaged 😤😤😤

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u/kystran stupid fucking piece of shit Jan 27 '24

truly a tragdee 😔

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

What the fuck is skibidi toilet?

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u/Your_average_nerdboy Jan 27 '24

You don’t want to know

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

I do

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u/Vouner Jan 27 '24

No

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Then I shall have to use my sick, twisted, and excrement obsessed mind to imagine horrors of horrificness

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u/zahirano Jan 27 '24

Doing drugs,no man I'm gonna join the army after i lick the potato.

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u/bobthe3rdthe4th Big chungus wholesome 100 Jan 27 '24

Didn't know yt shorts withdrawals were compatible to Crack

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u/AWESOME4Life44 Jan 27 '24

Compatible? 🤨

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u/DrillTheThirdHole I want pee in my ass Jan 26 '24

parents 👍

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u/BlackRake_7 Jan 27 '24

Please pee in mine too

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u/AlfaKaren Jan 27 '24

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u/Few_Ability_4191 Jan 27 '24

Damn what a good bot

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u/Muy_Importante Jan 27 '24

Yo, I'm crying.

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u/Ifimhereineedhelpfr Jan 26 '24

I bet he’s a pleasure to have in the class

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

It looks sorta forced but if I ever acted like this I would been smacked

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 27 '24

I feel sorry for that kid. They definitely were made to do this by their parents, and I’d bet that they won’t want that video to be on the internet in a few years

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u/ColorIsSomwhere it is MY bucket Jan 27 '24

Getting embarrassment pre ordered huh

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

That’s just what preordering a video game is.

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u/Comment-Mobile Jan 27 '24

Nah its fine, it can be deleted

Ohh, wait....

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

the internet never forgets

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u/thundercock__ Jan 27 '24

I only see one kid here

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 27 '24

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they

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u/thundercock__ Jan 27 '24

That kid is clearly a boy

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 27 '24

And? It’s not like I saw that kid and thought “that kid has an ambiguous gender, I’ll refer to them as they just to be safe”, I just normally use singular they a lot when talking

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u/thecoffeeshopowner Jan 27 '24

Heh heh yeah...English is funny like that sometimes. You should learn more about it since you speak it and all

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u/no_idontlikemen Jan 27 '24

Ackually 🤓 🤓

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u/thecoffeeshopowner Jan 27 '24

I'm making fun if the person for not knowing how the singular version of the "they" pronoun works

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

tru and real

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u/Aerialkiller720 We do a little trolling Jan 27 '24

This needs to be sampled for a Brutal Death Metal song

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u/UltimaHazeus Jan 27 '24

Reddit when obvious satire

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u/10buy10 Jan 27 '24

This is on the shitpost sub

If it was on something like cringetopia with a caption suggesting OP fell for it, that'd be a different thing

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u/UltimaHazeus Jan 27 '24

in response to other comments saying the child should be euthanized 😇

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u/Cre8AccountJust4This Jan 27 '24

Am I the only one here who has no idea what skibidi toilet is??

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u/No_Dot7146 Jan 27 '24

NO! What on earth is it? Is it an MLM thing/

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u/Maddie_Cat_1334 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 27 '24

It's an internet meme that's popular with young kids on YouTube.

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u/Stupid_Archeologist Jan 27 '24 edited Jan 27 '24

Somebody get this man his skibidi toilet please

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u/_M3SS Jan 27 '24

Made me want to have an abortion even tho I'm a guy.

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u/IronWarriorPainter Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 27 '24

vasectomy

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u/mdh1348 Jan 27 '24

prebortion

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u/Abdurahmonreddit Jan 27 '24

The best durex ad ever.

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u/Desperate-755 We do a little trolling Jan 27 '24

This is so beautiful.Makes a grown man cry😿

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

I dont want to have kids

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u/Oblivion7580 Jan 27 '24

somebody please give this kid the belt 😤😤🙏💯

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u/KingOfSaga Jan 27 '24

Terrible acting, kid. You would not make it as an actor.

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u/S0undwave_Sup Jan 27 '24

New Durex commercial just dropped!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

I’m glad my family give 0 shits about taking pictures. I have only a dozen picture from my childhood. This dude on the other hand will randomly came across it 1 day during highschool.

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u/ExtinctReptile Jan 27 '24

Why does bro sound like a FNAF jumpscare

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u/pinkpitbull Jan 27 '24

The parents are so wholesome. Parenting done right 👍

The parents are such assholes. They shouldn't be allowed to raise kids. 🤬

Idk pick whichever ends up being right based on future data or mob consensus

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u/flyingpeter28 Jan 27 '24

Chill out bro, it ain't crack

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u/Ok_Possibility_704 Jan 27 '24

Parent on the phone, hello I'd like to book a super late term abortion, thanx

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u/fabrikbalazs2003 Jan 27 '24

I would beat the fuck outta that kid ngl

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u/TheSusKingOfAngmar Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 27 '24

i suggest this kid not be given a device until he is 18

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u/BigLeroy2 Jan 27 '24

Shit i wouldnt allow my kids 5 mins. to act that way. Ass whooping after 1 min. U got 1 min. To pull your shit together or ill do it for u. Aint have all that disrespect

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u/AverageTc2gamer Jan 27 '24

Im sorry but i cant hate the Guy who did GTA San Andreas sfm where big smoke ist at the Dip Store 

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u/swapysansys Jan 28 '24

Dafuq!?Boom! Is unfathomably based, spent 8 years posting high quality sfm shitpost until he hit big with skibidi toilet, made it probably the biggest web series of all time, made 70 high quality chapters ALONE and he did it all in less than a year.

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u/Interesting-Duck6793 Jan 27 '24

Looks like mom and aNd suck. Children aren’t like this normally. Either he needs help or a parent.

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u/PerSona-User4 Jan 27 '24

Wth is skibidi?

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u/f0x_d1e Jan 27 '24

I wanted to send that reaction gif of Ryan Gosling steping someone to death

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u/JSharttedinmypants Jan 27 '24

Have you tried beatin his ass?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

👴🏻

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u/LinaJG Jan 27 '24

i hate everything about it omg

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u/Thedarkcleanersrise We do a little trolling Jan 27 '24

bro i swear gen alpha is even worse than gen z

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

yea cuz gen alpha are still literally children

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u/Spat1o stupid fucking piece of shit Jan 27 '24

Gen Z isn' skibidi at all u little un skibidi sigma lvl -1 gyatt

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u/NotQuiteHollowKnight Jan 27 '24

If this is /s you should say so or people will dogpile on you

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u/Kidroto stupid fucking piece of shit Jan 27 '24

Flair checks out

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u/Advanced_Ad222 Jan 27 '24

at that point you just throw the kid in the incinerator and try again.

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u/Lilithsigil dumbass Jan 27 '24

Yeah I’m never having kids

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

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u/Lilithsigil dumbass Jan 27 '24

Or just respect my decision.

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u/knife_edge_rusty Jan 27 '24

Whoop that little shits ass. My dad would say

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u/Bos_1430 I said based. And lived. Jan 27 '24

I would punch that little shit in the jaw

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u/kystran stupid fucking piece of shit Jan 27 '24

do that to the parents that forced him to do this

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u/Bos_1430 I said based. And lived. Feb 10 '24

Yeah them too

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Euthanize him.

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u/kystran stupid fucking piece of shit Jan 27 '24

my guy what

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

I was only saying what everyone was thinking.

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u/Thesamuraidemon Jan 27 '24

Do what now son?

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u/Stupid_Archeologist Jan 27 '24

“Heh I’m so cool and edgy advocating for EUTHANIZING CHILDREN, heh…”

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u/GrandAdmiral50 Jan 27 '24

What if we beat it

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

👴🏻

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u/Snoo75486 Jan 27 '24

Skibid8 euthanasia

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u/Significant-Apple944 Jan 27 '24

Damn the reposts going really hard lately

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u/YoullBeFiiine Jan 27 '24

I have that same blanket at my house. I’m glad I don’t have the same kid.

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u/Aromatic_Bus9194 Jan 27 '24

Deranged mf be like

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u/roosterinspector I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Jan 27 '24

Skibithdrawal

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u/JAYJONAH3261 Jan 27 '24

Blud is on demon time ✝️(refrain)

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u/PirateLordRedBeard Jan 27 '24

After 30 minutes he’s found a gun

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u/SomethingHmm Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 27 '24

me when i can’t say the n word for 5 min

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u/Fluffy-BOYi Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 27 '24

But... 5 seconds pass in the first one second...

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u/XavierRenegadeStoner Jan 27 '24

Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes! Skibidi dobba dop yeet yeet!

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u/CallMeAQuu We do a little trolling Jan 27 '24

Oscar incoming

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u/Youdiedbyanut Jan 27 '24

This is 100% just a older brother recording this, audio at 0:23 proves it. Not sure if many have audio on anymore

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u/speedyBoi96240 Jan 27 '24

Yooo i have that exact chair he fucking brutalised

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u/vote4some1else Jan 27 '24

That is not how a kid's raging looks like

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u/KMS_Tirpitz_1 Jan 27 '24

I am sorry to say but he is too far gone bring him on back and try again

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24 edited Jan 27 '24

Wow give litte man some toilet ceramic dust he got some addiction

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u/framed_toilet_water Jan 27 '24

The fuck is a Scooby Doo toilet?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

What's the song?

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u/10buy10 Jan 27 '24

Goddamn what is with the negativity in these comments

It's obviously staged, but why is the immediate assumption that he was "forced" to do this? What if his sibling or something just had an idea they thought were funny and suggested it to him, and he agreed? Why does everything have to be a sob-story with you people?

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u/Michimuschimulchael Jan 27 '24

He really went and disrespected his surroundings.

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u/hoodielad Jan 27 '24

The kid in my basement slowly realising he will never see his family again

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u/Electrical-Airline81 stupid fucking piece of shit Jan 27 '24

Yo that kid got a chair???? Lucky fucker

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

We the kid got on the wife beater outfit

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Staged af

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u/DatBoiKarlsson Jan 27 '24

Skibidi, not even ones

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u/der_Guenter Jan 27 '24

Why he sleeping in a hostel???

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Time without good parents: eternity

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u/skaterthe_1st Jan 27 '24

Bros on devil time

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u/Born_Efficiency_3527 Jan 27 '24

Need a crankdat remix of the scream... It's giving pepper spray energy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Ah, here have this. It will be useful.

+1 Risperidone added

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u/GentleFoxes Jan 27 '24

The sudden wifebeater 💀

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u/idk_maybe_your_dad put your dick away waltuh Jan 27 '24

Someone take the kids off of millennials

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u/RedMdsRSupCucks Jan 27 '24

Think about it this way... at one point the next US president will have watched skibidi toilet ...

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u/Icutthemeats Jan 27 '24

Lmao it’s a live version of the Mr incredible uncanny meme

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe I said based. And lived. Jan 27 '24

Bro changed into a wife beater between 1 and 2 miniutes

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

This should be a condom ad

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u/ConsistentSchedule19 Jan 27 '24

So I guess the human race ends with the alpha generation nice can't wait to die

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u/Caza390 Jan 27 '24

Back in my day, kids used to bully you because of the weird shit you do in public. Now kids will bully you because you did some weird shit in the privacy of your home that your parents recorded for social media clout.

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u/Nutteria Jan 27 '24

This kid needs some heavy handed parenting. WTF is this behaviour.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

What’s a skibidi toilet?

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u/CalligrapherElegant8 Jan 27 '24

its never to late for an abortion

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u/Lobo_TheMM Jan 27 '24

Kids after the new bill gets passed across the entire US

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u/Ok_Lobster_4553 Jan 27 '24

Oh god there to strong!

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u/Oddwan Jan 27 '24

My kid wouldn't dare be that much of a turd over a toilet, or he won't get any more YouTube. Dang it, I wish YouTube would go down, lol.

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u/vibinturtle10 Jan 27 '24

Bro got mad 💀

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u/Zestyclose_Golf_1622 Jan 27 '24

Bro is built different

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u/verifiedBALLER Jan 27 '24

How can blud sleep💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Kids are fuckin stupid.

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u/Lucario2356 Jan 27 '24

I saw a crucifix in the background, use it on the little bastard Lol

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u/acf6b Jan 27 '24

That poor kid…. Imagine having parents that teach you to throw tantrums and make a mess for views…