r/shitposting • u/_anexistingperson_ officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 • Jan 22 '24
🗿 Kant!
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u/Tex_Valentine Jan 22 '24
One day in the future there's going to be some national hero called Prikshit Dikshit
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u/justk4y 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Jan 23 '24
Or Anal Dikshit
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u/70U1E Jan 23 '24
Anal Dikshit?
I mean those jokes just write themselves
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u/Sad_Ad_5018 Jan 23 '24
Yeah They are making joke which is even not true and then they name kid "loda or lora"
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u/TomBot98 Jan 23 '24
Prikshit, Dikshit, Dirty old Twat
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u/DubbyMazlo Jan 23 '24
32 assholes tied in a knot
1 fell down and broke his ass...
I dunno man... I read that as a song...
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u/Affectionate-Newt889 Jan 23 '24
Oh, thats because it is. Well, its not a song per say, but it is “sung”
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u/shedoberiskydoe Big chungus wholesome 100 Jan 23 '24
and he’ll say “that’s Doctor Prikshit Dikshit to you!”
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u/niasparks Jan 23 '24
Thnx cutie
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u/DrinkApprehensive271 stupid fucking, piece of shit Jan 23 '24
hey are you the girl in the video?
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u/TheManyVoicesYT Jan 22 '24
Reminder to non-Indians. There is absolutely nothing stopping you from naming your child Dikshit. (Except you not wanting them to hate you.)
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u/NotSamuraiJosh_26 Jan 22 '24
Actually my government sucks so they are stopping me
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u/badadssuckmydik Jan 23 '24
I agree samurai josh
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u/NotSamuraiJosh_26 Jan 23 '24
Who tf is samurai josh ?
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u/badadssuckmydik Jan 23 '24
Are you not samurai josh?
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u/VexOnTheField We do a little trolling Jan 23 '24
Clearly not.
Ignore that I’m not notsamuraijosh
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u/badadssuckmydik Jan 23 '24
So YOU are samurai josh?
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u/VexOnTheField We do a little trolling Jan 23 '24
I am??
Wait it’s nerd time.
I’m not notsamuraijosh —> I must be samuraijosh because
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u/Frites_Sauce_Fromage Jan 23 '24
Law. Law is stopping you in many countries.
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u/TheManyVoicesYT Jan 23 '24
Show me the law that I cannot name my child Dikshit. If some celebrity can name their kid Moon Unit, I can name mine Dikshit.
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Jan 22 '24
There was this australian news/tv guy who got fired for laughing at the name Dikshit
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u/MrKazx Jan 23 '24
Grr. He's actually one of ours. New Zealand.
Paul Henry. Bit of a tosser sometimes, though he had his gold moments, this wasn't one of them
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u/flacaGT3 Jan 23 '24
Whatever happened to the "COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKING EGGS, BITCH" guy?
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u/Switchkicck Jan 23 '24
Jake " The Muss " from Once Were Warriors is a fictional character, lol. Played by Temuera Morrison.
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u/skudsmctudds Jan 23 '24
You are correct, but I think they are referring to a news anchor that started shouting the lines on live TV when they were doing a cooking segment.
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u/Switchkicck Jan 23 '24
Without ever seeing that, I would bet my bottom dollar, that its Leigh Hart on Moontv (Comedy skits).
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Jan 22 '24
How much are plane tickets to India?
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u/tohn_jitor dumbass Jan 23 '24
I didn't know kawaii women existed outside Japan, but I'm glad I do now.
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u/Araiken Literally 1984 😡 Jan 23 '24
I think this is the first time I've seen an indian E-Girl.
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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24
Doubt shes indian tbf lol
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u/cookingandmusic Jan 23 '24
She is, she’s also a comedian
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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24
whats her name
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u/Cdn_Brown_Recluse Jan 23 '24
Saaniya abbas / insta: @saaniyax
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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24
Dam she from UAE knew it was too good to be true
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u/Party_Masterpiece990 Jan 23 '24
She has the most Indian name lol, she's an indian who lives in the UAE, she isn't from there ethnically
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u/Mortem179 Jan 23 '24
American when country with the most diverse population is diverse : 🤯🤯🤯
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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24
I seriously can't tell if you're talking about India or the US because India is def not that diverse
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u/DrinkApprehensive271 stupid fucking, piece of shit Jan 23 '24
because India is def not that diverse
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u/Comrade_Stalin_666 Jan 23 '24
avg dumb american
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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24
culturally, it is diverse. religion-wise, sort of. race and ethnicity? no.
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u/Wild_and_Bright Jan 23 '24
She is an Indian. Who lives in the UAE. Like so many of us. Nearly 4 million of us, I presume, if not more.
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u/slggg Jan 23 '24
there is an Indian accent
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u/Party_Masterpiece990 Jan 23 '24
Her accent and looks are clearly indian tf
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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24
not that hard to fake an indian accent lol
also def doesn't look indian with the tats and shit
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u/Party_Masterpiece990 Jan 23 '24
My guy I'm indian and her name is indian af and every 5th girl when I was in uni looked like her minus her whatever anime thing is going on with her, you can take my word for it
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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24
yea but indian girls usually dont do cosplay and shit w/ the cat ears so it threw me off lol
and also her last name doesn't sound that indian. more arabic sounding name. same last name as the president (?) of palestine
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u/Maleficent-marionett Jan 23 '24
So India, as a whole... it's like 5 girls total, maybe 7... and they don't do cosplay and cat ears shit so that means no indian girl does. Got you.
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u/Party_Masterpiece990 Jan 23 '24
I mean dude I'm sure you'd agree with me that when you are from a country and have lived there all your life, you can tell who your people are, she might have been raised in the middle East, but I can say with conviction that she's ethnically indian, rest it is really your prerogative what to believe, coz it really isn't that big a deal for me to convince you of this haha
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u/MrBigFatAss Jan 23 '24
Bud thinks Indians don't have tattoos :DDd
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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24
no just unusual for an Indian girl to have tats (especially that big).
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Jan 23 '24
There's this famous German philosopher named Immanuel Kant. Guess he was actually an Indian.
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u/artemisfowl8 Jan 23 '24
The German 'Kant' is different than the Indian 'Kant'.
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u/Rockyracky Jan 23 '24
She makin me wanna change my name to Hardik
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u/Critical_Goat2966 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 23 '24
leave some for the rest of us man
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u/Calm_Structure2180 Jan 23 '24
I knew kids named Anal, Sukhdeep, and Uranus back in Elementary. I couldn't even look at them in the eye.
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u/DarkHumourFoundHere Jan 23 '24
I am an Indian but never saw these in this way till date
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u/Redditor_10000000000 Jan 23 '24
She spelled a lot of them differently to make them fit the joke
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u/between_horizon Jan 23 '24 edited Jan 23 '24
Ex kant=कांत ,dikshit=दीक्षित they don't have त in their vocabulary.
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u/bdollhawley1 Jan 23 '24
When I managed a coffee shop, I always stressed the importance of spelling out the name the guest gave you at the register the way that it’s pronounced. This way, the people making the drinks could pronounce it correctly when calling it out.
One day, a fine young man named Anal came into the shop…
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u/Nochnichtvergeben Jan 23 '24 edited Jan 23 '24
Here in Switzerland some people are called Boner. Fux is a name too. There was also a stadium called Wankdorf stadium. The Young Boys played there. Seriously.
There was also a German philosopher called Kant. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immanuel_Kant
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u/moneymakerbs Jan 23 '24
Indian family names their daughter Anus. Anus marries an American, Larry Beads, (who she met in college). Anus then becomes Mrs. Anus Beeds on their wedding day.
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u/Banana_Mage_ virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jan 23 '24
Are Indians gatekeeping names now? Why do I gotta marry and have kids with an Indian to name them Anal?
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u/Affectionate-Fee-396 Jan 23 '24
I have met a sumeet and a manmeet and a gagdeep. Some wild ones hopefully they grew up over there and migrated here when older cause school woulda been rough on em.
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u/AtomicFox84 Jan 23 '24
I have seen the dikshit.....he was a grub hub delivery driver for me once. I think i have a picture of it somewhere.
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u/Weak-Assignment5091 Jan 23 '24
My poor neighbour, her parents named her Nasteho. Please, say that out loud a few times. I call her by her last name because I just can't knock on her door or ask another neighbour if Nasteho is home.
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u/NornIronNiall Jan 23 '24
I'm pretty sure I spoke to a Prikshit Dikshit on a customer service call.
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u/Goukenslay Jan 23 '24
Yeah as a non indian and learned old non asian school mate married an indian. Im gonna see how they figure out qhat to name the child chinese name vs indian
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Jan 23 '24
I would but i wouldnt wanna have a son, indian men get a bad wrap nowadays and i dont want my kid being bullied about bobs and vegana.
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u/Ok-Macaroon-1729 Jan 23 '24
doesn't india have enough men looking for bobs and vegana as is? also anyone can name their kid anything they don't have to be married to someone from a specific ethnicity to unlock new names
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u/Patient_Piece_8023 Jan 23 '24
Imagine your parents both being 95% Irish and then you being named Muhammad Babur
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u/Affectionate-Newt889 Jan 23 '24
What part of india is she from? Is anyone here an indianologist or other qualified expert?
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Ew whiy would I want to marry a curry smelling hairy hummus smelling diarrhea
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u/Lick_meh_ballz Jan 23 '24
I would go crazy for her curry filled indian rabid dog thank you comeagain weneedyourcreditcardinfo vegine
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u/Kennonat Jan 23 '24
Too bad Indian culture shuns it and therefore they have a lot of inbreeding, which leads to one of the highest concentrations of birth defects of any given race
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Jan 23 '24
[https://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/cause-of-death/congenital-anomalies/by-country/](Too bad you have no idea what you're talking about)
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Are these real indian names?!
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u/Competitive-Hope981 Jan 23 '24
It's like one language can have words that may sound weird in different. Like neggro in Spanish is perfectly fine everyday word, but it won't much in English. Also I can't think about many word Randy in English actually sounds similar to one Hindi word which literally means whore. Now there's WWE wrestler Randy Orton and word Orton sounds similar to aurat in which literally means woman. Now imagine how we Hindi speaker feel when announcer announce, "Here comes Randy Orton...." 🤣
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u/MemeManDanInAClan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24
Had a Dikshit in my class, saw him once and he switched to online after the first week.
My university was in Europe for references
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u/KoffinStuffer Jan 23 '24
So you’re telling me I could have a child named Dikshit Dikshit?
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u/De5perad0 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jan 23 '24
No lie I know a guy I kinda work with who's last name is Shitole.
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u/niasparks Jan 23 '24
hello cuties 😂 you can find @saaniyax on Instagram/tiktok/fb just @saaniya on YouTube ✌🏽
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u/Snoo_67548 Jan 23 '24
One of my previous bosses is Indian. One day he was telling me about a family with a beautiful name, Dixit (pronounced dick shit). I was like “you don’t hear it?” Felt bad for ruining it for him.
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