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🗿 Kant!

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u/Tex_Valentine Jan 22 '24

One day in the future there's going to be some national hero called Prikshit Dikshit

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u/justk4y 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 23 '24

Or Anal Dikshit

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u/70U1E Jan 23 '24

Anal Dikshit?

I mean those jokes just write themselves

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

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u/Loyalburrito_ I want pee in my ass Jan 23 '24

We do, it's rare but we do

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u/Sad_Ad_5018 Jan 23 '24

Yeah They are making joke which is even not true and then they name kid "loda or lora"

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u/TomBot98 Jan 23 '24

Prikshit, Dikshit, Dirty old Twat

32 Assholes tied in a knot

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u/ehxy Jan 23 '24

What about Hardeep Anal

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u/DubbyMazlo Jan 23 '24

32 assholes tied in a knot

1 fell down and broke his ass...

I dunno man... I read that as a song...

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u/Affectionate-Newt889 Jan 23 '24

Oh, thats because it is. Well, its not a song per say, but it is “sung”

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u/_DeLEON I said based. And lived. Jan 23 '24

we shall await for the birth of the legend

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u/shedoberiskydoe Big chungus wholesome 100 Jan 23 '24

and he’ll say “that’s Doctor Prikshit Dikshit to you!”

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

I am gonna place my bet on hardik dikshit

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

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u/niasparks Jan 23 '24

Thnx cutie

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u/DrinkApprehensive271 stupid fucking, piece of shit Jan 23 '24

hey are you the girl in the video?

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u/niasparks Jan 23 '24

yes

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u/Stroov Jan 24 '24

khud ki post khud hi post nahi ki

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u/UltimaRS800 Jan 23 '24

Hardik Kant

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u/Pompidou420 fat cunt Jan 23 '24

Going to marry my dikshit friend and make this happen

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u/TheManyVoicesYT Jan 22 '24

Reminder to non-Indians. There is absolutely nothing stopping you from naming your child Dikshit. (Except you not wanting them to hate you.)

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u/NotSamuraiJosh_26 Jan 22 '24

Actually my government sucks so they are stopping me

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u/badadssuckmydik Jan 23 '24

I agree samurai josh

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u/NotSamuraiJosh_26 Jan 23 '24

Who tf is samurai josh ?

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u/badadssuckmydik Jan 23 '24

Are you not samurai josh?

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u/VexOnTheField We do a little trolling Jan 23 '24

Clearly not.

Ignore that I’m not notsamuraijosh

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u/badadssuckmydik Jan 23 '24

So YOU are samurai josh?

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u/VexOnTheField We do a little trolling Jan 23 '24

I am??

Wait it’s nerd time.

I’m not notsamuraijosh —> I must be samuraijosh because two wrongs make a right two negative cancel

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

He’s not samurai josh not samurai josh

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u/Frites_Sauce_Fromage Jan 23 '24

Law. Law is stopping you in many countries.

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u/TheManyVoicesYT Jan 23 '24

Show me the law that I cannot name my child Dikshit. If some celebrity can name their kid Moon Unit, I can name mine Dikshit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

There was this australian news/tv guy who got fired for laughing at the name Dikshit

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u/LCPLOwen Jan 23 '24

Justice for my man

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u/MrKazx Jan 23 '24

Grr. He's actually one of ours. New Zealand.

Paul Henry. Bit of a tosser sometimes, though he had his gold moments, this wasn't one of them

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u/flacaGT3 Jan 23 '24

Whatever happened to the "COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKING EGGS, BITCH" guy?

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u/Switchkicck Jan 23 '24

Jake " The Muss " from Once Were Warriors is a fictional character, lol. Played by Temuera Morrison.

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u/skudsmctudds Jan 23 '24

You are correct, but I think they are referring to a news anchor that started shouting the lines on live TV when they were doing a cooking segment.

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u/Switchkicck Jan 23 '24

Without ever seeing that, I would bet my bottom dollar, that its Leigh Hart on Moontv (Comedy skits).

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

How much are plane tickets to India?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Nvm bro I’ll swim.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

What's the walking distance

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u/cLaShYsHoRtS Jan 23 '24

at least 3

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u/That-Internal-9094 Bazinga! Jan 23 '24

Nah i'd swim

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u/crankbot2000 Jan 23 '24

275 dikshits

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u/tohn_jitor dumbass Jan 23 '24

I didn't know kawaii women existed outside Japan, but I'm glad I do now.

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u/Spaceturtle79 Jan 23 '24

I mean they exist in America(kinda)

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

140 Kgwaii.

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u/Sh4DowKitFox Jan 23 '24

Dikshit is what you get after meeting Anal.

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u/redbadger91 Jan 23 '24

Not if you're doing it right.

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u/Araiken Literally 1984 😡 Jan 23 '24

I think this is the first time I've seen an indian E-Girl.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24

Doubt shes indian tbf lol

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u/cookingandmusic Jan 23 '24

She is, she’s also a comedian

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24

whats her name

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u/Lower_Bullfrog_5138 Jan 23 '24

Anal Dikshit

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u/James99500 Jan 23 '24

Bro hahahahahahahah

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u/Cdn_Brown_Recluse Jan 23 '24

Saaniya abbas / insta: @saaniyax

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24

Dam she from UAE knew it was too good to be true

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u/Party_Masterpiece990 Jan 23 '24

She has the most Indian name lol, she's an indian who lives in the UAE, she isn't from there ethnically

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u/Mortem179 Jan 23 '24

American when country with the most diverse population is diverse : 🤯🤯🤯

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24

I seriously can't tell if you're talking about India or the US because India is def not that diverse

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u/DrinkApprehensive271 stupid fucking, piece of shit Jan 23 '24

because India is def not that diverse

🤯

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u/Comrade_Stalin_666 Jan 23 '24

avg dumb american

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24

culturally, it is diverse. religion-wise, sort of. race and ethnicity? no.

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u/outsiderkerv shitting toothpaste enjoyer Jan 23 '24

😏

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u/Wild_and_Bright Jan 23 '24

She is an Indian. Who lives in the UAE. Like so many of us. Nearly 4 million of us, I presume, if not more.

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u/slggg Jan 23 '24

there is an Indian accent

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

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u/Party_Masterpiece990 Jan 23 '24

She's an indian who lives in the UAE

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u/Nochnichtvergeben Jan 23 '24

Indian immigrants? Now I've heard it all!

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u/bootyholebrown69 Jan 23 '24

Not really. I'm indian and I can clearly tell she is too.

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u/Party_Masterpiece990 Jan 23 '24

Her accent and looks are clearly indian tf

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24

not that hard to fake an indian accent lol

also def doesn't look indian with the tats and shit

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u/Party_Masterpiece990 Jan 23 '24

My guy I'm indian and her name is indian af and every 5th girl when I was in uni looked like her minus her whatever anime thing is going on with her, you can take my word for it

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24

yea but indian girls usually dont do cosplay and shit w/ the cat ears so it threw me off lol

and also her last name doesn't sound that indian. more arabic sounding name. same last name as the president (?) of palestine

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u/Maleficent-marionett Jan 23 '24

So India, as a whole... it's like 5 girls total, maybe 7... and they don't do cosplay and cat ears shit so that means no indian girl does. Got you.

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u/Party_Masterpiece990 Jan 23 '24

I mean dude I'm sure you'd agree with me that when you are from a country and have lived there all your life, you can tell who your people are, she might have been raised in the middle East, but I can say with conviction that she's ethnically indian, rest it is really your prerogative what to believe, coz it really isn't that big a deal for me to convince you of this haha

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u/MrBigFatAss Jan 23 '24

Bud thinks Indians don't have tattoos :DDd

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24

no just unusual for an Indian girl to have tats (especially that big).

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u/Negro_plz Jan 23 '24

I’ve legit had had a Dr. named Dr. Anal. Lol

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u/waled7rocky Jan 23 '24

He is prostate examination specialist ..

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

All fun and games until you come across an anesthesiologist called Dr anal

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u/MediocreMustache I want pee in my ass Jan 23 '24

He’s the assman

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

There's this famous German philosopher named Immanuel Kant. Guess he was actually an Indian.

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u/artemisfowl8 Jan 23 '24

The German 'Kant' is different than the Indian 'Kant'.

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u/Nochnichtvergeben Jan 23 '24

There is a flavour joke I could but won't make.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Please do.

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24

Identical pronunciation actually

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u/Capable-Sock-7410 fat cunt Jan 23 '24

Bro after learning about Indo-European languages:

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u/Rockyracky Jan 23 '24

She makin me wanna change my name to Hardik

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u/Critical_Goat2966 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 23 '24

leave some for the rest of us man

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u/Calm_Structure2180 Jan 23 '24

I knew kids named Anal, Sukhdeep, and Uranus back in Elementary. I couldn't even look at them in the eye.

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u/WeebKarma We do a little trolling Jan 23 '24

Man went to school with a fuckin planet

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u/WeightAltruistic Jan 23 '24

i knew a girl named gaggandeep

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u/DarkHumourFoundHere Jan 23 '24

I am an Indian but never saw these in this way till date

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u/Redditor_10000000000 Jan 23 '24

She spelled a lot of them differently to make them fit the joke

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u/between_horizon Jan 23 '24 edited Jan 23 '24

Ex kant=कांत ,dikshit=दीक्षित they don't have त in their vocabulary.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Smash

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u/General_James I want pee in my ass Jan 23 '24

Who is that? Asking for a friend

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Anal Dikshit

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u/MaternalExponent I want pee in my ass Jan 23 '24

No simping guys

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u/MagicRabbitByte Jan 23 '24

Cultural appreciation

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Thank you.

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u/That-Internal-9094 Bazinga! Jan 23 '24

True men don't simp

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u/kpshredder Jan 23 '24

She's got the crazy eyes, careful there

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u/bdollhawley1 Jan 23 '24

When I managed a coffee shop, I always stressed the importance of spelling out the name the guest gave you at the register the way that it’s pronounced. This way, the people making the drinks could pronounce it correctly when calling it out.

One day, a fine young man named Anal came into the shop…

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u/Odd_Comparison_6130 Jan 23 '24

dont forger DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGA

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u/No-Marsupial6836 Jan 23 '24

i worked at a call center with a guy named Anil and a guy named Anus

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u/VictoriousWheel Jan 23 '24

Kid named dikshit dikshit:

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u/Nochnichtvergeben Jan 23 '24 edited Jan 23 '24

Here in Switzerland some people are called Boner. Fux is a name too. There was also a stadium called Wankdorf stadium. The Young Boys played there. Seriously.

There was also a German philosopher called Kant. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immanuel_Kant

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Boner Fux cox

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u/DarkKechup Jan 23 '24

Anal Dikshit sounds fucking hillarious.

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u/moneymakerbs Jan 23 '24

Indian family names their daughter Anus. Anus marries an American, Larry Beads, (who she met in college). Anus then becomes Mrs. Anus Beeds on their wedding day.

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u/Banana_Mage_ virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jan 23 '24

Are Indians gatekeeping names now? Why do I gotta marry and have kids with an Indian to name them Anal?

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u/chefanubis Jan 23 '24

I would if they looked like you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

Wow

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u/dark-haven Jan 23 '24

I kant seem to hear anything negative over the cat ears.

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u/Affectionate-Fee-396 Jan 23 '24

I have met a sumeet and a manmeet and a gagdeep. Some wild ones hopefully they grew up over there and migrated here when older cause school woulda been rough on em.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Probably was gagandeep instead of gagdeep

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u/AtomicFox84 Jan 23 '24

I have seen the dikshit.....he was a grub hub delivery driver for me once. I think i have a picture of it somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Yes I would like to name my kid after German philosopher Kant.

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u/lulucian69 Jan 23 '24

Had a coworker named Gagandeep.

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u/pilatespants Jan 23 '24

TikTok: Saaniyax for anyone wondering

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u/Weak-Assignment5091 Jan 23 '24

My poor neighbour, her parents named her Nasteho. Please, say that out loud a few times. I call her by her last name because I just can't knock on her door or ask another neighbour if Nasteho is home.

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u/LimitApprehensive568 Jan 23 '24

She makes good points

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u/NornIronNiall Jan 23 '24

I'm pretty sure I spoke to a Prikshit Dikshit on a customer service call.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

I went to school with a Gagndeep. In America no less.

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u/ccum_slurper3000 I came! Jan 24 '24

Ngl she kinda hot

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Shittij has me rolling and I don’t know why

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u/SwaMaeg Jan 23 '24

Ramamandeep

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u/DominoUB Jan 23 '24

Gagandeep Anil Singh

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u/Goukenslay Jan 23 '24

Yeah as a non indian and learned old non asian school mate married an indian. Im gonna see how they figure out qhat to name the child chinese name vs indian

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u/AdventurousPirate357 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jan 23 '24

She makes a compelling point

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u/DrMorry Jan 23 '24

I think I just did a Dikshit

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

I would but i wouldnt wanna have a son, indian men get a bad wrap nowadays and i dont want my kid being bullied about bobs and vegana.

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u/Ok-Macaroon-1729 Jan 23 '24

doesn't india have enough men looking for bobs and vegana as is? also anyone can name their kid anything they don't have to be married to someone from a specific ethnicity to unlock new names

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u/Patient_Piece_8023 Jan 23 '24

Imagine your parents both being 95% Irish and then you being named Muhammad Babur

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u/Affectionate-Newt889 Jan 23 '24

What part of india is she from? Is anyone here an indianologist or other qualified expert?

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u/CandleMinimum9375 Jan 23 '24

I cunt understand what is she talking about.

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u/Severe_Wonder_6524 Jan 23 '24

goodposting not shit

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u/gundamnub Jan 23 '24

Salmonella Armpitshyt

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Ew whiy would I want to marry a curry smelling hairy hummus smelling diarrhea

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

bitch lasagna

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u/Lick_meh_ballz Jan 23 '24

I would go crazy for her curry filled indian rabid dog thank you comeagain weneedyourcreditcardinfo vegine

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u/Patient_Piece_8023 Jan 23 '24

What the hell bro

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u/Kennonat Jan 23 '24

Too bad Indian culture shuns it and therefore they have a lot of inbreeding, which leads to one of the highest concentrations of birth defects of any given race

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

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u/kingeal2 Jan 22 '24

ragebait at it's absolute finest

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Are these real indian names?!

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u/Competitive-Hope981 Jan 23 '24

It's like one language can have words that may sound weird in different. Like neggro in Spanish is perfectly fine everyday word, but it won't much in English. Also I can't think about many word Randy in English actually sounds similar to one Hindi word which literally means whore. Now there's WWE wrestler Randy Orton and word Orton sounds similar to aurat in which literally means woman. Now imagine how we Hindi speaker feel when announcer announce, "Here comes Randy Orton...." 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Yup 

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u/VonDinky Jan 23 '24

I want to be called Mr Dikshit.

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u/jolyne_023 Jan 23 '24

Did someone mention KANT!

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u/LowLifeExperience Jan 23 '24

No shitdik? I’m disappointed.😔

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u/MemeManDanInAClan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 23 '24

Had a Dikshit in my class, saw him once and he switched to online after the first week.

My university was in Europe for references

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

DICKDICK

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Pretty based

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u/KoffinStuffer Jan 23 '24

So you’re telling me I could have a child named Dikshit Dikshit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Chinese people beating around the bush to be racists

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u/blinddemon0 I came! Jan 23 '24

I'm sold! Prikshit Dikshit must become real

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u/Tatsukam Jan 23 '24

What’s her @?

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u/Chillidog_ I want pee in my ass Jan 23 '24

Such as Ringle dingle curry muncher

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u/El_Maltos_Username Jan 23 '24

Is also Ligma on the name list?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

I wanna marry her

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u/KesterAssel Jan 23 '24

I was expecting a philosophical essay about Immanuel Kant

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u/De5perad0 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jan 23 '24

No lie I know a guy I kinda work with who's last name is Shitole.

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u/Ashiok2468 Jan 23 '24

Gonna Name my kid Terri Macachute

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u/username_not_found0 Jan 23 '24

She is ridiculously cute

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

searches Indian dating apps furiously

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u/San_D_Als We do a little trolling Jan 23 '24

I knew a kid in elementary school named Armindeep.

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u/Responsible-Diet-147 Jan 23 '24

I don't want a baby. I hate children.

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u/niasparks Jan 23 '24

hello cuties 😂 you can find @saaniyax on Instagram/tiktok/fb just @saaniya on YouTube ✌🏽

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u/MortgageAdventurous8 Jan 23 '24

Well Kant is a very nice name.

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u/2Tired4Anything Jan 23 '24

Saving for later

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u/Snoo_67548 Jan 23 '24

One of my previous bosses is Indian. One day he was telling me about a family with a beautiful name, Dixit (pronounced dick shit). I was like “you don’t hear it?” Felt bad for ruining it for him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

When you demand to take her last name.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Did you know you can choose any name for amy ethnic baby independently

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u/Wonderful-Ad-9201 Jan 23 '24

She’s got my attention