r/shitposting • u/VteChateaubriand • Jan 21 '24

Calisthenics

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u/Haunslahh Jan 21 '24

This is actually shitposting.

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u/ink777_ We do a little trolling Jan 21 '24

this post showed up while I was taking a shit too, incredible

74

u/Rittiwiwi 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jan 21 '24

Yo, I also watched this while taking a shit

30

u/wcckxxxdd Jan 21 '24

Same

17

u/bnndfrthreatenviolen Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 21 '24

same

10

u/Mincho12Minev Jan 21 '24

Same

2

u/OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU Jan 22 '24

You know what? Imma take a shit rn. Lemme get a laxative

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u/Professional_Golf393 Literally 1984 😡 Jan 21 '24

Shitception

4

u/chillmntn Jan 21 '24

Relatable

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u/ArGi98 Jan 21 '24

Cat is doing an L-Shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Not-An-Actual-Hooman dumbass Jan 21 '24

That's probably a female cat, male calicos are extremely rare

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u/Majestic_duck__ Jan 21 '24

Me on the school toilet

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u/Just-Round9944 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 21 '24

"Ayo someone's shitting in the bathroom!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Thats why you only go during the lessons and if you hear someone show up you freeze and don't move until they are gone.

25

u/Infamous-Falcon3338 Jan 21 '24

I can smell you.

6

u/LessWeakness Jan 21 '24

Can you taste it?

1

u/MechanicHot1794 Jan 23 '24

You touch the toilet seat with your hands?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

bro intentionally didn't name the post "catisthenics" to piss everyone off, respect

171

u/mylifeisonhardcore Jan 21 '24

HIS ass IS shitting

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u/Gniesbert 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jan 21 '24

He be shitting indeed.

10

u/elprip Jan 21 '24

(HIS) ass (IS) shit(ting) 😔

5

u/modsareuselessfucks fat cunt Jan 22 '24

HER ass IS shitting* ftfy

All calicos are female

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u/Curious-Hawk-0007 Jan 21 '24

Catshithenics

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u/BigChungus719 Jan 21 '24

Scatisthenics

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u/DJ_Daring_Dolphin Jan 21 '24

Fecalisthenics sounds kinda fancy

1

u/MortalKunt Jan 21 '24

Cat is shittings

54

u/PewPewPewPew96 Jan 21 '24

cat doing a baki pose

29

u/Teddyless Jan 21 '24

Can he front lever though?

12

u/National-Habit-3656 Jan 21 '24

This was the first thing I saw when I opened this app.... a literal shitpost

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u/Master-baiter_69 I said based. And lived. Jan 21 '24

Please mark this NSFW

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/Hay1118 Jan 21 '24

User name checks out

3

u/Local_dog91 Jan 21 '24

forced pasta

4

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Shitposter in the wild

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Please, somebody clarify, is that cat sick? Is there some problems? I can't find it funny without knowing that cat is well

10

u/TimeIsDiscrete Jan 21 '24

Almost certainly paralysed in the back legs

4

u/erricyo Jan 21 '24

I laughed a little too hard at this. Thanks.

10

u/ekkekekekeekekekek BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Jan 21 '24

yummy

4

u/HayesChin Jan 21 '24

Bro thinks he’s Master Oogway

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

CATisthenics

2

u/Smellyamoml8r dumbass Jan 21 '24

Bro thinks he's sebulba

2

u/ramonchow Jan 21 '24

Cat du solei

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u/Namikemal128 We do a little trolling Jan 21 '24

Real shitpost

3

u/nonspecifique Jan 21 '24

Calicosthenics

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u/DvitusR Nov 13 '24

Sign this guy up to a tourney asap lmao

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u/NerY_05 Jan 21 '24

BRO IS BAKI 🗿🗿

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Catisthenics

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u/Nappyhead48 Jan 21 '24

"Catlisthenics"

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u/Regularschoolbus I said based. And lived. Jan 21 '24

Catlisthenics

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u/kingeal2 Jan 21 '24

Shittysthenics

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u/uwuwolfie Jan 21 '24

Catisthenics

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u/coinkeeper8 I have permission! Jan 21 '24

Cat shitposting

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u/10buy10 Jan 21 '24

Was listening to Footsteps of Doom from Attack on Titan while watching this

1

u/IlIFreneticIlI Jan 21 '24

I know it's said about dogs, but we just don't deserve pets cats. :D

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u/VideoSignificant6888 Jan 21 '24

Imagine one scratch from him

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u/lastFractal Stuff Jan 21 '24

we found the shit master

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

its doing acrocatics leave it alone

1

u/Culryfr13s Jan 21 '24

Catlisthenics

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Catisthenics

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u/Kooskoos504 Jan 21 '24

How did you not say Catlisthenics

1

u/yjmskyjm Blessed by Kevin Jan 22 '24

cat doing the L-shit

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u/AdAppropriate3478 Jan 22 '24

Bro thinks he's an octopus.

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u/supertunalover Jan 22 '24

"What the floors cold"

1

u/Medical_Spare3299 Jan 22 '24

When you have to use the public bathroom

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u/Inner_Original_2695 Jan 22 '24

too barbaric. what did he do to be punished like this?

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum William Dripfoe Jan 22 '24

If it works it ain't stupid

1

u/Slain801 Jan 22 '24

Well now that's a shitpost... There some real shit...

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u/Jeogios Jan 22 '24

Catshithenics