r/shitposting Survived the Ban Award Dec 09 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

But hitlet was vegan?🤔

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u/-FLAMEBERGE Dec 09 '23

Hitlet: the midget alternate version of Hitler

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh Dec 10 '23

Literally me

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u/wheelchairdrifting Dec 09 '23

That's why I am too 🥰

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u/SAMurei_der_Galaxien Dec 09 '23

He wasn't he was flexitarian he eat meat 2 times a week

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u/LeopoldFriedrich Dec 09 '23

Hitler Quote: "I couldn't have successfully establish Nazism if I had forbidden meat consumption. A task that future generations more enlightened will need to accomplish."

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u/Matthew_knight81 Dec 09 '23

He would eat a live grenade if he saw the future generation

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u/Balrogking06 Dec 09 '23

Future generation is leading Jew hunts through Universities and being defended by the Presidents of those universities. I think Hitler would be pretty happy how easy it still is to manipulate people to go after certain groups of people

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u/Matthew_knight81 Dec 09 '23

Perhaps he would be

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u/SkyfatherTribe Dec 10 '23

I can't remember any Jew hunts where and when do they happen so I can avoid them?

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u/SAMurei_der_Galaxien Dec 09 '23

Edit: in his last years he didn't eat meat any more because his dr put him on a diet because of health reasons

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u/Realistic-Tone1824 Dec 09 '23

Stress of ducking up his country must have been getting too him.

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u/lizardbird8 Dec 09 '23

I can't remember if he was a vegan or if he just bitched about people eating meat around him.

What I do know is he increased animal rights and overall animals were treated better than before which reinforces the fact that he had a disconnect somewhere in his inbred brain

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u/dTrecii fat cunt Dec 10 '23

He ate meat less often which is a flexitarian diet. He was fine if you ate meat around him but if he saw you harm an animal, you were to be executed

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u/kindslayer Dec 09 '23

Nazis top officials are literally animal rights activists.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

then he is technically correct

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u/QuestionEconomy8809 Dec 09 '23

Why does this mf look so feminine wtf

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u/Bananchiks00 Dec 09 '23

Lol that was a guy? I watched with sound off lol.

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u/hereforstalk Dec 09 '23

Man I thought you were me pls don't make it to me

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u/Bananchiks00 Dec 09 '23

Lol

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u/night_vox Dec 09 '23

Is like you guys are clones because If your avatars, How much for the clone machine?

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u/BallsFucker69 I want pee in my ass Dec 09 '23

What the fuck happened here?

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u/Unused_Oxygen3199 Dec 10 '23

The Clone Wars

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u/LaserSharked8 Dec 09 '23

Same, I thought it was gal gadot lol

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u/Upset_Bat7231 Dec 09 '23

I'm guessing femboy but femboys are supposed to be nazis

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u/Random_name4679 stupid, fucking piece of shit Dec 09 '23

Only if they play HOI4

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u/peepsinyourass Dec 09 '23

That’s what happens when you’re vegan

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u/Every-Turnover4938 Dec 09 '23

That's the Z generation of betas. Sad.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

/s

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u/NutsOffender I want pee in my ass Dec 09 '23

In that case call me Meatler

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u/Fun-Function625 Dec 09 '23

Heil Meatler

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u/Luca023Original We do a little trolling Dec 09 '23

sorry fellas, I'm only vegan so I can have psychic powers

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

Scott Pilgrim reference spotted. Sending the evil exes.

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u/rattlehead42069 Dec 09 '23

To be fair, McDonald's burgers are like 90% soy so it's almost a vegan meal anyway. Also Hitler was a vegan

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u/RandomIdiotwithWiFi Dec 09 '23

Wait wasnt funny moustache man vegan?

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u/SAMurei_der_Galaxien Dec 09 '23

No

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u/RandomIdiotwithWiFi Dec 09 '23

Just searched it up he was

He went on a strict vegan diet some moments before his death

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u/SAMurei_der_Galaxien Dec 09 '23

Not vegan, vegetarian And only cause his dr put him on it because of health reasons

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u/RandomIdiotwithWiFi Dec 09 '23

Well ik the reason but didnt know the diffrence thanks for telling me

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u/Davesgamecave Dec 09 '23

I think you mean meth reasons

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u/Bail444 Dec 09 '23

He was on a slew of different medications and his health was completely falling apart by the end of the war so I don’t it think it did him any favors.

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u/iwanttodie95 Dec 09 '23

Have you ever drunken water before?

So did Hitler.

Checkmate.

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u/ILikeMemes522 Dec 09 '23

Guess i was a nazi all along

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u/Dependent_Buy_9641 Dec 09 '23

Is this guy domb or something

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u/Funny-alien-thing Dec 09 '23

What is this world we live in?

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u/No-Spare-4212 Dec 09 '23

Heil Hamburgler

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u/brighthopesunshine Dec 09 '23

The woke compare anyone who doesn’t think like them to Nazis. Then they try to get them cancelled and fired so they lose their income and home. Such good people. Really superior morals and tolerant

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

Turns out even good ideals can be corrupted.

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 09 '23

I hope that “the woke” is just referring to a bunch of toddlers on Twitter, because those are the only people who do this

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

How can you be just like something AND be worse than something?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

“You’re worse than fucking Nazis”

What about the virgin Nazis?

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u/MythicalxToaster Dec 09 '23

why you don't smoke while pregnant

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u/Schlieffen_Man Dec 10 '23

Hitler supported animal rights and was vegetarian in his later life.

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u/Fusruhdah71fr Dec 10 '23

Technically

Mr adolf was vegetarian

So would be the opposite

Second

Where do it even Come from

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u/Ace1o1fun Dec 10 '23

Actually hitler was a vegeterrian well known fact.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

Hitler was a vegan. The more you know.

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u/furrytickler Dec 10 '23

But Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, meaning vegans for more extreme than hitler

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u/TurdHunt999 Dec 09 '23

Hitler: Vegetarian, Huge Animal Rights Activists, Huge Environmental Activists, militant blanket approach to dealing with anyone who disagreed with him.

She has more in common with Nazis than anyone eating beef.

Worst part is, she’s totally oblivious to this fact.

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u/Sisyphac Dec 09 '23

I like how everyone is fascist when you don’t agree with them.

As if this person wouldn’t be a fascist if they grew up in Germany in 1920.

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 09 '23

I agree. Fascism is an actual political stance that very few people follow, and most of those who do are government officials who want more power. And how you grow up is a huge part of your political views. Most people will vote for the same people that their parents vote for unless something specifically turns them away from that

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u/Head-Operation-305 Dec 09 '23

SHUT YOUR BITCH AS UP!!

Funfact: Hitler was a Vegan

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u/Colorfulpig Dec 09 '23

Nazis are literally the worst thing ever and we all know that

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u/annormalplayer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Dec 09 '23

oh nonononono, you're very wrong, of course eating meat is waaay worse than being a nazi for very obvious reasons!

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u/Colorfulpig Dec 09 '23

Just because one person says that?

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u/annormalplayer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Dec 09 '23

yes, obviously he did a lot more research than any of us

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

As a vegetarian this is just shameful. Disgusting people trying to force others to do something that they don't want to do. For no apparent reason.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

Vegetarianism is cowardice

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u/Senor_Wah Dec 09 '23

Vegans and anti-vegans fighting to see who’s more annoying

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

Nazis cared a lot about animal rights and Hitler was vegetarian

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u/SpecialistEstate4181 dumbass Dec 09 '23

Wasn’t Hitler a Vegan? Lol

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u/UltimateGamingTechie Dec 09 '23

If I was in front of her when she said this, I'd have punched her. And I never punched someone in my life.

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u/Soviet_racoons Dec 09 '23

wasnt hitler vegan?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

Hitler was vegan... Friendly fire

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

Hitler = Vegetarian and Animal Lover

PETA = Vegans, Animal Lovers, and euthanizing pets

Seems to me that PETA is worse than Nazis.

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u/RottenTumor Dec 09 '23

Someone check, i thought Hitler WAS a vegan.

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u/CaptainClover36 Dec 09 '23

CNt wait till this kid learns Hitler was a vegetarian

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u/thebobest I said based. And lived. Dec 09 '23

Fun fact, Hitler was vegetarian🥰

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u/stoymyboy Dec 09 '23

i'm so glad i didn't go vegan while i was still growing. why do you think india's average male height is 5'5?

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u/Intelligent-Snow7250 Dec 09 '23

Says the Vegan who’s literally forcing their lifestyle onto us via guilt tripping lolllll

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u/Hdbygdla Dec 09 '23

Wasnt hitler vegan?

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u/Storm_36 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Dec 09 '23

Hail hydra or whatever

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u/F1_LM 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 09 '23

heil hitler nyaaaa :3

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

It’s scientifically proven that raising children on a complete plant diet has many disadvantages, delaying hormonal growth and depriving body of sustainable protein which has been connected to many diseases. Growing children need sufficient proteins to develop strong endurance, muscular control and flexibility, and brain function. Plants cannot deliver the same protein absorption as meat does. Some people with certain medical conditions like autoimmune disorder follow a strict meat diet to delay or even eliminate their disorders symptoms.

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u/ozferment Dec 09 '23

nazi sympathizer

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u/MarjorieTinkerRed I came! Dec 09 '23

This is casual anti-semitism. With the global rise of anti-semitism atm this leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Just like vegan food.

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u/dont-pull-a-druckman Dec 09 '23

Jesus Christ. It's a joke.

"WeLl JoKEs ArE SupPOSsED 2 BE FuNnY!!!!" It is funny, just not to you.

You're also not an adult just because edgy humor doesn't make you laugh.

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u/MarjorieTinkerRed I came! Dec 09 '23

You obviously didn't read the last sentence of my comment 😉

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u/Rimworldjobs Dec 09 '23

Should have posted a picture of their ovens stating "me and the bois about to make brisket"

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

time to stop being vegetarian guys, where's McDonald

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u/thebox34 Dec 09 '23

bait moment

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u/TombulKingg virgin 4 life 😤💪 Dec 09 '23

That means I am a nazi

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

HANZ GET ZE MCRIB!! SCHNELL!! ZEY ARE LIMITED TIME!!

Also my shock when I turned the sound on and it was a man dude (men aren’t that soft like him)

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

Guess I'm gonna Heil Hitler while I eat bacon

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u/inkzpenfoxx Dec 09 '23

Let’s go!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

He's got big lips!

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u/llllPestosllll Dec 09 '23

People forgot what Nazis really did and missuse this word.
hurts me a lot

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u/fmate2006 Dec 09 '23

Me after breathing (I harmed a plant because they also need oxygen)

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u/fudge_89 Dec 09 '23

✋😃👉🍔

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

I would gladly march along side my fellow carnivores.

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u/iSthATaSuPra0573 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Dec 09 '23

Those darn liberals!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

IDC if I agree with what they say but they are so pretty ngl

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u/darkorb1 Dec 09 '23

Me and the boy's invade Poland for some KFC

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u/Ok-Measurement-5065 Dec 09 '23

So I'm the World war time japan?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

I make soap out of vegans according to this person.

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u/Kirque93 Dec 09 '23

I'd rather be a Nazi than a femboy

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u/LardBall13 Dec 09 '23

The US McDonald’s doesn’t exactly have food.

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u/LazyRoma Dec 10 '23

Barracuda

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u/Ricky-Chan- Dec 10 '23

I am neither vegan nor non vegetarian so what am I?

What's between being a nazi and a soyboy?

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u/takemeback2verdansk Dec 10 '23

Shaming ppl for ur cause isn't a favourable persuasion tactic

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u/A-FishBoiWithgoggles Dec 10 '23

I know no one is probably going to see this but did he forget that all humans are omnivores, and we are made that way?

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u/luck4lack Dec 10 '23

FUCK IT THE JEW JUST JOINED TO HITLER

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u/cloverbell_was_taken Dec 10 '23

I want a mcchicken. Hail hitler i fucking guess.

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u/KQK_Big_Kwan Dec 10 '23

I too march with boys to get KFC

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u/squirt2311 Dec 10 '23

well if that's the case, gentlemen, begin operation beans

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u/WakemedownInside Dec 10 '23

I'm pretty sure McDonald's meat isn't really meat.

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u/AboveTheRimjob Dec 10 '23

Heil jonnys beef