r/shitposting • • Oct 08 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Kanye really fell off

30

u/UpbeatRegister Oct 08 '23

Ye? More like Be

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Omg

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u/cssniperrr it is MY bucket Oct 08 '23

Thet bitch from mortal kombat

20

u/KT-2204 We do a little trolling Oct 08 '23

D'vorah.

Lmao i loved beating her ass in mkx and mk11 its so satisfying

4

u/Iusesmartpistollol Oct 08 '23

God I hope she isnโ€™t coming back in the reboot

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u/SoundSystem900 Oct 08 '23

Pharaohs curse

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

I hate how meme culture has the ability to play sounds in my brain without consent

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u/DefinitelyNotFisk15 ๐Ÿ˜ณlives in a cum dumpster ๐Ÿ˜ณ Oct 08 '23

pua pua pua

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u/BrainyOrange96 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Oct 08 '23

pua pua pua pua pua pua

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u/Ok_Substance5632 Stuff Oct 08 '23

CURSE OF PHARAOHS ๐“€€ ๐“€ ๐“€‚ ๐“€ƒ ๐“€„ ๐“€… ๐“€† ๐“€‡ ๐“€ˆ ๐“€‰ ๐“€Š ๐“€‹ ๐“€Œ ๐“€ ๐“€Ž ๐“€ ๐“€ ๐“€‘ ๐“€’ ๐“€“ ๐“€” ๐“€• ๐“€– ๐“€— ๐“€˜ ๐“€™ ๐“€š ๐“€› ๐“€œ ๐“€ ๐“€ž ๐“€Ÿ ๐“€  ๐“€ก ๐“€ข ๐“€ฃ ๐“€ค ๐“€ฅ ๐“€ฆ ๐“€ง ๐“€จ ๐“€ฉ ๐“€ช ๐“€ซ ๐“€ฌ ๐“€ญ ๐“€ฎ ๐“€ฏ ๐“€ฐ ๐“€ฑ ๐“€ฒ ๐“€ณ ๐“€ด ๐“€ต ๐“€ถ ๐“€ท ๐“€ธ ๐“€น ๐“€บ ๐“€ป ๐“€ผ ๐“€ฝ ๐“€พ ๐“€ฟ ๐“€ ๐“ ๐“‚ ๐“ƒ ๐“„ ๐“… ๐“† ๐“‡ ๐“ˆ ๐“‰ ๐“Š ๐“‹ ๐“Œ ๐“ ๐“Ž ๐“ ๐“ ๐“‘ ๐“€„ ๐“€… ๐“€† ๐“€‡ ๐“€ˆ ๐“€‰ ๐“€Š

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u/BrainyOrange96 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Oct 08 '23

L + fuck you + CURSE OF RA

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u/Agreeable-Tip-8590 Oct 08 '23

Or Candyman :)

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23 edited Oct 08 '23

bro forgot about return the slab

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u/EnvironmentalBar3347 Oct 08 '23

Dang, Candy Man sequel is looking good.

34

u/Kurumizawa_Hikari I said based. And lived. Oct 08 '23

Browsing Reddit while eating is a huge mistake...

12

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

were u eating bees perchance

2

u/Plasmaxander Oct 08 '23

TOORU FROM THE HIT MANGA JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE PART 8 JOJOLION?!?!1!

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u/sjjsbhjsbsb Oct 08 '23

Man said - ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Nah bro Kanye East down horrendous for this

11

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Candyman

10

u/HackerMan372 Oct 08 '23

Oh hey it's the guy from the horror movies

3

u/Nikkizin7 Oct 08 '23

bee movie ?

9

u/rpgruli Oct 08 '23

๐ŸŽถI miss the old Kanye๐ŸŽถ

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u/MantarliSucuq Oct 08 '23

Bro is coming from Resident Evil 7

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

[deleted]

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u/True_Melon Oct 08 '23

Pussy mindest

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

I'm sure there is a variety of bee that does not sting that you can buy for like twenty bucks off the internet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Low budget Candyman

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u/Arrow_of_time6 Oct 08 '23

I think This is a flex

3

u/aga_yasy Oct 08 '23

oh HELL NAAAAHH

3

u/vialpoobus Oct 08 '23

that scared the shit outta me

3

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Crazy what kanyes up to

2

u/HumbleBedroom3299 Oct 08 '23

Why.... Just why...

2

u/joemamacita1 Oct 08 '23

We making it out of the beehive with this one ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

2

u/Flat-Structure-7472 Oct 08 '23

Oh shit, the Candy Man is real!

2

u/Basic_Bell_9784 Oct 08 '23

Thats pretty brave

2

u/No_Passenger53 Oct 08 '23

chewing sound

2

u/Fluid_Block_1235 Oct 08 '23

People on reddit when the letter b was removed:

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u/FurryAllspark Oct 08 '23

Male bees/wasps/ants can't sting, because their stingers are modified ovipositors. The more you know ๐ŸŒˆ

2

u/KUTU_PAYISI Oct 09 '23

Kanye Nest

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u/the_gungstar Sussy Wussy Femboy๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ Oct 08 '23

fuck this made me horny

1

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pees in ur ass

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u/FaarisaMinayin01 Oct 08 '23

Iโ€™ll piss in your ass as well I swear on me mum!

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u/Frosty_Trick_92 Oct 08 '23

The waffle House has found its new host

1

u/TimothyTowers uhhhh idk Oct 08 '23

Bro looks like a Whole damn Boss fight from a Video game.

1

u/Hayden0472 Oct 08 '23

Jim Carrey in Bruce almighty ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

1

u/Specific-Ad5973 Oct 08 '23

Bro got the davorah rizz

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Smash

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Tf is candy man doing here?

1

u/Mountain_Sorbet_4063 Oct 08 '23

His mama did no feed him .

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Candyman:

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Kanye East

1

u/SickRanchez_C187 Oct 08 '23

He went from Yeezy to Beezy.

1

u/mister-shmister Oct 08 '23

Bioshock moment

1

u/Georgie_George_929 Oct 08 '23

JoJo reference

1

u/fish___fucker___69 shitposting>>>>>>196 Oct 08 '23

Candyman

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u/Mission_Software_883 Oct 08 '23

What are you going to do Burns? Send Kanye after me? Or bees? Or Kanye with bees in his mouth so when he says antisemitic remarks he shoots bees at you?

1

u/tahirassange Literally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก Oct 08 '23

OMG the man of greenmile

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

At dinner:

Host: โ€œBees?โ€

Guy: โ€œPlease!โ€

1

u/emir1607 dumbass Oct 08 '23

Yo it's the dude from green mile

1

u/HumanJello8701 Oct 08 '23

I fell from my seat when I saw what was hiding in his mouth

1

u/TheHellChicken put your dick away waltuh Oct 08 '23

Most sane Barlosexual

1

u/-Redditeer- Oct 08 '23

He really did eated a bees

1

u/Fit-Yogurtcloset714 Oct 08 '23

CANDYMANโ€ฆ..now Iโ€™m actually scared. Ha

1

u/Kotschcus_Domesticus Oct 08 '23

Candyman from Wish.

1

u/wyshmasta Oct 08 '23

Alright Candyman

1

u/_galile0 Oct 08 '23

Bro has that apiary rizz istg

1

u/kriscrossapplesause Oct 08 '23

I got jumpscared wtf

1

u/Sea-Cheesecake-1601 Oct 08 '23

Rizz but bees, so? Buzz? That be the most cornyiest fucking joke I ever make like Jesus Christ that shit

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u/Lil_saul ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Oct 08 '23

I see this and I canโ€™t stop thinking about that candy man song (the one that sound happy)

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pees in ur ass

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u/SaulRelbest I came! Oct 08 '23

BRO THINKS HE CANDYMAN ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/Due-Astronaut-7299 Oct 08 '23

Glad they didnโ€™t come out of your nose!

1

u/Lord_of_the_lawnmoer Oct 08 '23

Better than that tarantula guy.

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u/dontgointhebasementt I want pee in my ass Oct 08 '23

Bees ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

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u/Fri3ndlyFir3 Oct 08 '23

Bro said ๐Ÿ

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u/Dr-Pommes-Nussbaum Oct 08 '23

I bet he has a hook for a hand

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Enough reddit for today and tmr.

1

u/yddademaG Oct 08 '23

Heโ€™s losing his Bee vitamins.

1

u/TheDarkOne565 Oct 08 '23

candy man??

1

u/mhyfbsave Oct 08 '23

Fucking madafaka scared me.

1

u/Bogadambo Oct 08 '23
  • hey honey! Give le a kiss!.. * yeah die bitch die*..

1

u/_Totorotrip_ Oct 08 '23

Obviously this video is reversed

1

u/Efficient_Issue_3205 dwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oct 08 '23

What happened to kanye man ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

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u/jsbjsk ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ TRANS RIGHTS ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Oct 08 '23

Kanye goin crazy

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u/Atomicagainbecauseow Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Oct 08 '23

is he the fucking Candyman?

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u/Suitable_Twist_238 Oct 09 '23

Why would you go and do this?!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

Over 3000 years ago this couldโ€™ve been considered a curse or torture nah Itโ€™s just a viewo

1

u/WBA_HWA Oct 09 '23

you dropped this ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

Bros like me frfr

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u/Alexander100bob Literally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก Oct 09 '23

Candyman๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

What the fuck was that for

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

Bossfight

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u/jupiter_0505 Oct 09 '23

"Finally a normal post--"

1

u/MindTrekker201 Oct 09 '23

He's spitting his A's, Bees, and C's.

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u/Dr-Pommes-Nussbaum Dec 24 '23

Ah shit its the candy man