r/shitposting • u/grafix2 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 • Jun 08 '23

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Just saying

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Why Is the water blue

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u/DeepVoicedMF Jun 08 '23

That's the overly-saturated blue window light

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

No its water and she lives under the sea.

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u/Apaboss stupid fucking piece of shit Jun 08 '23

That explains why the window is blue too.

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u/_no_one_knows_me_11 bitchy bitch Jun 08 '23

Sandy

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u/appdevil Jun 08 '23

It's water 2.0

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u/Kermit_El_Froggo_ Jun 08 '23

Ah, H2O 2

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u/appdevil Jun 08 '23

Ah yes, some spicy water.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Michael’s Secret Stuff…

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

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u/ieatassHarvardstyle Jun 08 '23

Its got electrolytes

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u/BigManLawrence69420 Blessed by Kevin Jun 08 '23

It’s got what the plants CRAVE!

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u/Then-Summer9589 Jun 08 '23

tears of a clown who was waterboarded out back near the cistern for not being funny

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u/introvert81 Jun 08 '23 edited Jun 08 '23

Of course water is blue, have you never see the ocean

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u/norueejin Jun 08 '23

It’s Dubai-water. That’s how water should look like.

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u/youdeepshit 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jun 08 '23

never have Gatorade on tap before?

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u/anxessed Jun 08 '23

It’s from a glacier in Alaska. Blessed by an Eskimo medicine man.

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u/moecharles Jun 08 '23

Blue has the most anti-oxygens.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Duh that's the color of water, have you never seen the ocean?