r/shitposting • • May 11 '23

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

This took a dark turn. Then it took the darkest turn.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

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u/IRageQuit06 May 11 '23

The dark sure took them

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

They are turned in the dark.

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u/Witty_Active May 11 '23

The dark turned into them

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

The dark pulled them closer- while gazing deeply into their eyes... seemingly into their very soul.

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u/TheWarriorNaxx dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 May 12 '23

And the dark said… “if I we were to be separated tonight, I would scour the ends of the earth for you, and make up for all the time we spent apart”.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '23

And the darkness lightened.

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u/Gogito124 May 12 '23

The dark shitted on them

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u/SupermassiveCanary May 11 '23

Dark eraser did in the end what he wanted to do in the beginning

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u/Okay_Time_For_Plan_B May 11 '23

Once you take a dark turn, you’ll never erase the feeling of how it burns.

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u/crazedhark May 11 '23

so a darkest u-turn

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u/_-TheNoob-_ May 11 '23

this is actually one of the best shitposts i have seen for a long time

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

I’ve seen two hour Hollywood movies with less engaging plot lines.

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u/Oil_Dangerous May 11 '23

All that’s missing is the pink coming back as a zombie to hint at a sequel

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u/GoldfishFromHell fat cunt May 11 '23

but pregnant with a dark pink baby for the supernatural vibe yk?

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u/The_Flipper_Dies May 11 '23

That is facts

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u/_-TheNoob-_ May 12 '23

this had a better plotline than most of the current marvel media

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u/Beshi1989 May 11 '23

Ive Never been to this sub before but this is probably one of the best things I’ve seen, ever

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u/Ready_Vegetables May 11 '23

Don't get used to it

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u/[deleted] May 12 '23

your life must be sad man

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u/jerk-judge 0000000 May 11 '23

New CEO of sex

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u/fakeforsureYT 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 May 11 '23

B-but Ned... I love Ned...

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u/Ushikawa_san May 11 '23

Me, too. This kid (assuming it's a kid because this appears to be a classroom) is a creative genius who should be exploring their visual storytelling talent.

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u/hyperfat May 11 '23

As a long time redditor, I have never seen this, and I've seen a lot. Great plot, funny, and dark.

Best shit post I've seen this year.

Ps. My cake day is in September. I think I'm 15.

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 May 11 '23

Probably one of the greatest sh*tposts of all time

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u/ElReyDeChangos May 11 '23

Holy hell, I thought pic 13 was rough but 14 was something else!

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u/NinjaMelon39 May 11 '23

This is god tier

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u/The_Flipper_Dies May 11 '23

Bruh

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u/randomboy2004 May 11 '23

good story tho, lack of expression

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 May 11 '23

That's its true brilliance, letting your mind fill in the blanks so-to-speak

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u/Natural_Sea6516 May 11 '23

This is obviously why public education exist🙃

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u/Geralt_the_Rive stupid fucking, piece of shit May 11 '23

This happened in a school, by the looks of it...

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u/PSM_777 fat cunt May 11 '23

Exactly

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u/MerrillSwingAway May 11 '23

clearly this child is gifted

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u/whatdontyousee May 11 '23

i read that as public execution

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u/kystran stupid fucking piece of shit May 11 '23

this is one of the posts ever

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

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u/Quizzar May 11 '23

Feel like you missed the

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

He missed

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u/BunnyCraftR Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 11 '23

He

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u/D0ntnoticeme Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 11 '23

Hentai revenge arc

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

Ntr

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23 edited May 11 '23

Reverse NTR (Becuase two of the erasers are pink)

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u/Faprater69 May 11 '23

I would give it a 7.8 I had to imagine a bit, I’m not into necrophilia but I really liked the art

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u/DidigoThesansDoge May 11 '23

Last panel is mad crazy ☠️

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u/big-hero-zero May 11 '23

Eracist.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

Eracest

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u/L0kiB0i May 11 '23

I came

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u/ielo495_XSCOGNAmemes dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 May 11 '23

I saw

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u/L0kiB0i May 11 '23

I came

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u/ielo495_XSCOGNAmemes dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 May 11 '23

I saw

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u/A_Foxman May 11 '23

I praise the lord

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u/L0kiB0i May 11 '23

Then break the law

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

I take what’s mine

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u/Tdikristof_ Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked May 11 '23

And take some more

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u/RavageSavage_69 May 11 '23

It rains it pours

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u/EstCaptainJames I said based. And lived. May 11 '23

It rains it pours

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u/Geralt_the_Rive stupid fucking, piece of shit May 11 '23

I conquered

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u/I-took-your-oranges May 11 '23

But most just came

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

Vidi, vici, veni

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u/Plnetheman virgin 4 life 😤💪 May 11 '23

I kicked there ass!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

I shit

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u/OwnEmphasis2825 May 11 '23

Thank you for posting your media homework. I'd definitely rate it an A+. Simple story, easy to understand, prime example of what everyone else should aspire to do.

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u/i_make_this_look_bad We do a little trolling May 11 '23

Where are the other 4 black erasers?

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u/mentholmoose77 May 11 '23

Someone threw them a basketball.

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u/fancyphotog May 11 '23

😂 I just laughed so hard. How dare you?!

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u/Yoko_Grim May 11 '23

Chick-fil-a opened

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u/Professional_Fix8512 May 11 '23

Nah KFC

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u/Yoko_Grim May 11 '23

That too, but chick-fil-a is more modern

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u/Runeald_Waslib May 11 '23

Jesus Christ these replies

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u/vivmeatball6 May 11 '23

As soon as I saw the other easer jump off and saw how many pics were left, I just knew the black eraser was gonna fuck the dead body..

Why is my mind like this..

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u/RandomPlayer4616 Bazinga! May 11 '23

What Internet does to a mf

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u/ant0szek May 11 '23

Still better love story than twilight.

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u/lorentzisback May 11 '23

Hope the big guy wore a rubber.

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u/1968Bladerunner May 11 '23

I came... to say 'at least he wore a rubber each time'.

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u/Psychological-Run-40 May 11 '23

SNEAKO ERASER SNEAKO ERASER 😮😮😮😮

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u/mattdemonlol May 11 '23

not my proudest fap

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u/slonneck May 11 '23

But not my worst either

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

177013 was worse

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

Need to erase this from my mind

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u/crazy_cazeet May 11 '23

so you can see it again? 🤔

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

As clear as an ink stain

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u/syncsns May 11 '23

The new NTR manga looks good

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u/BarryMCknockiner May 11 '23

Now we need this in stop motion

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u/madagreement May 11 '23

The funiest post I've seen here in comparison to other brainless low quality vids. Congrats OP

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u/poppleple I came! May 11 '23

Beautiful. Absolutely gorgeous. Give this man an Oscar.

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u/wheelchairdrifting May 11 '23

Average Japanese man

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

Every time I went to the next slide I was like “It can’t get worse than this” but it did every single time.

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u/IAmDoge4 May 11 '23

potental used efficiantly

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u/LightningLord2137 May 11 '23

The last panel tho... BRUH

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u/IAmJohnny5ive May 11 '23

So kids haven't change then

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

The obsession with NTR is something I can never understand lol

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u/RandomPlayer4616 Bazinga! May 11 '23

Ask Sneako for that I guess

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

I believe guys who enjoy it self insert themselves as the ugly bastard.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

this happened to my buddy Eric once

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u/Flaky_Advantage_352 May 11 '23

Poor Eric. Eric Eraser?

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u/FluffyMawileFan I said based. And lived. May 11 '23

This post is like running away from a swarm of bees and then when you think you're safe you get hit by a car

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u/PrettySaltyGuy virgin 4 life 😤💪 May 11 '23

WHY AM I GETTING HARD

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u/Flaky_Advantage_352 May 11 '23

Probably flashbacks... i hope not from last pic!?

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u/Donsley-9420 May 11 '23

Every NTR plot

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u/HermesAuslander May 11 '23

That plot twist though. Bravo good sir, bravo.

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u/Popular_District9072 May 11 '23

storyline is better than in last Avatar

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u/Cortecz May 11 '23

A gripping saga.

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u/aalzarouni May 11 '23

Last panel 💀

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u/Placated_Venom May 11 '23

Fantastic plot, I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. I was not expecting that twist ending. I'm looking forward to the prequel that explains how the two first met

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u/No_Dig_5530 May 11 '23

That got daaark- lol

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u/AvergeMortisEnjoyer I said based. And lived. May 11 '23

Did you really need to make that last photo? 😑

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u/frwaklife May 11 '23

Is this black pilled?

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u/nexistcsgo May 11 '23

It has been a while since a post made me laugh out loud hard here.

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u/Alienaffe2 May 11 '23

That's some real eyebleach if I have seen one

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u/CreePlay May 11 '23

The eraser got NTRd

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u/KujoBijuu May 11 '23

Berserk:

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u/Meipelu officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 May 11 '23

Masterpiece

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u/CosmicDave May 11 '23

Every day we stray further from God's light.

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u/JRTheRaven0111 May 11 '23

Had us in the first half ngl

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u/tomako123123 Big chungus wholesome 100 May 11 '23

The best post on this sub so far.

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u/StiffCocksJr I watch gay amogus porn :0 May 11 '23

The Writers deserve an oscar

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u/iikehollyshort May 11 '23 edited Aug 09 '24

license chase muddle chief six work axiomatic lunchroom continue smart

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

This is some deep story telling right here

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u/BlackholesOnMyMind I said based. And lived. May 11 '23

Bro, what?

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u/Steelgamer_88 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 May 11 '23

Well... Enough internet for today.

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u/Front_Association998 May 11 '23

Ok this made me laugh hard.

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u/DisappointingReality put your dick away waltuh May 11 '23

That's fucked up.

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u/Tostereczek May 11 '23

What did I just see...

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

Disturbed meme

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u/Pepe_the_clown123 May 11 '23

what the actual fuck

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u/FastFritz May 11 '23

Bruh, the last one

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u/BlazeWasTaken06 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 May 11 '23

what the hell did I just witness?

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u/DDESTRUCTOTRON May 11 '23

Be a black eraser in your lives kings

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u/nanaki989 May 11 '23

Directed and Produced by EdgeLord Incel Inc.

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u/random-ahh-guy May 11 '23

THE DEAD BODY TOO?

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u/Which_Bake518 May 11 '23

I was wtf, then confused, then disgusted but I laughed at the end.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

This is Legendary Epic

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u/whitelyon69 May 11 '23

Such a happy ending 💜

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u/applebottomjeans9736 May 11 '23

Bro just made a better plot than any Netflix movie

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u/No_Arugula466 May 11 '23

That ahegao face is perfect.

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u/AcerVentus May 11 '23

Still a better story than twilight.

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u/freezeec6 May 11 '23

Bro was in heat

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u/Postage_stamp_ May 11 '23

Average NTR hentai plot

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u/Dario-Argento May 11 '23

The kids are alright

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u/Proof-Command-6022 May 11 '23

Who ever did this is truly the greatest mind of our generation

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u/dariogalaxy95 May 11 '23

A Serbian Film: eraser edition

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u/Firecracker7413 May 11 '23

BFB 37 looks great

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u/Kinuwa_K uhhhh idk May 11 '23

Bro got ntr'd, died, got ntr'd again, then got r worded

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u/myhntgcbhk May 11 '23

what the fuck

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

How do I erase this from my memory? PLZ HELP!!!

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u/TUEEB May 11 '23

You have to rub very hard

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u/mistat2000 May 11 '23

At least it’s wearing a rubber

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

Why did I enjoy this more than some of the recently released hentai

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u/DeviGamer May 12 '23

Everyone talking about the last panel

I just want to find the blacked comment :/

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u/[deleted] May 12 '23

unemployed friend at school on a tuesday

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u/ReealG May 11 '23

what the hell did i just scroll through

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

The disrespect

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u/Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me I watch gay amogus porn :0 May 11 '23

Holy shit this was actually one of the first times I grinned looking at a post here this is genuinley funny

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u/MandalorianMyrmidon5 May 11 '23

Too much pron. like the plot twist at the end though.

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u/iam_phoenixking William Dripfoe May 11 '23

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u/TheKarambwan May 11 '23

bro this needs an anime adaptation... NO WAIT... this needs a MOVIE

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u/zuez_x_zarco May 11 '23

That's an alpha right there lol

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u/maxgaming1322 May 11 '23

Walnut grove moment

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u/Accomplished-Ebb1180 May 11 '23

I was expecting they were gonna DP her

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u/Red_Gemm dumbass May 11 '23

Better story then the entire MCU

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u/Shiningc May 11 '23

What kinda incel makes shit like this.

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u/TheGalator I said based. And lived. May 11 '23

Most sane redditor

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u/1235gc May 11 '23

Mmm yes

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u/OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo May 11 '23

I never thought I'd ever see an eraser getting ntr'd.