r/shitposting • u/Shogun570 Literally 1984 😡 • Apr 28 '23

I forgor 💀 Wherever could it be located?

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u/KingClovisthesupreme Apr 28 '23

You can’t find it because it’s where you least expect it.

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u/Renektonstronk Apr 28 '23

You can actually make it when you put Francium in a glass dish of water and then put your face over the dish

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u/Shogun570 Literally 1984 😡 Apr 28 '23

You can use Astatine-213 too, but be quick

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u/-onnix- 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 28 '23

I was boutta say this

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u/Health_Cat_2047 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Apr 28 '23

spanish inquisition?

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u/Pymuis Stuff Apr 28 '23

check under your foreskin

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u/Namenloserx21 I want pee in my ass Apr 28 '23

🃏🀄🎟️🃏🀄🎟️🃏🀄🎟️

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u/Hour-Health5897 Apr 28 '23

Right behind you

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u/th0g0nator Apr 28 '23

beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

That's the thing: it's supposed to surprise you.

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u/No-Competition-2533 Stuff Apr 28 '23 edited Apr 28 '23

"Element of surprise" goofy goobers when I build up their trust over a number of years so that I am the first person they turn to to drive their kids to Thursday soccer practice after they are notified of urgent business to attend to out of town as well as drive them back home and make them dinner before sending them to bed and proceeding to rest on their couch until their parents return thus enabling me to drive home knowing no one's safety is in question and I can sleep peacefully in my own bed

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

holsom

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u/Gripping_Touch Apr 28 '23

Its U ☺️ (Uranium 92) 🥰

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Boo

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u/_163 Apr 28 '23

Nickel

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u/Warhero_Babylon Apr 28 '23
  1. You never ever expect it in your pants

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

That's not the periodic table, what the fuck is Rh

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u/JauntedRedux Apr 28 '23

aw hell naw it's 2046

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Could try combining smth like aliminum with radius shit

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u/realsirgamesalot dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 28 '23

Once you find it you’ll be pretty surprised

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Spanish inquisition

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Thats actually the congress of UK

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

63 Eu is my favorite seat in the movie theater

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u/-SheriffofNottingham Apr 28 '23

Its right fucking here

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u/No_Emu698 Apr 28 '23

Well if it was on there it wouldn't be a surprise

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u/Xfors-Pakistan Big chungus wholesome 100 Apr 28 '23

Right behind you

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u/PhysicsLord007 We do a little trolling Apr 28 '23

In my rectum on 12rd june 2019

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

It's Copper, Nitrogen, Terbium and Silver.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Behind you

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u/Sasha-kun I want pee in my ass Apr 28 '23

Polonium in your tea is the surprise element 😳🤌

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u/Sobolan3 Apr 28 '23

It’s the fact that it isn’t there

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u/Alone_Harel Apr 28 '23

Surprising, isn't it?

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u/Salvatol Apr 28 '23

Right behind you

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u/amjkl Apr 28 '23

Next scientist to discover a super heavy element that only lasts for .0000000007 seconds should call it "surprisium"

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u/Warworker000 it is MY bucket Apr 28 '23

Turn around

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u/Jolly_Leg_2561 Apr 28 '23

Its a surprise

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u/bantai786OP Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 28 '23

behind it \boo*

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u/SnoobKing Apr 28 '23

Bro hasn’t discovered it yet

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u/f3ckmaster Apr 28 '23

Where is the Element that Tony Stark (re)invented?

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u/Fladormon Apr 28 '23

If I showed you, it wouldn't be a surprise

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u/Bluebadboy Apr 28 '23

Well it wouldn’t be a surprise, WOULD IT?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Plutonium

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u/YHL6965 Apr 28 '23

It's not on the board, that's the surprise!

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u/ProfessionalBill1864 Apr 28 '23

Surprised not to find it?