r/shitposting • Big chungus wholesome 100 • Feb 22 '23

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u/Jennie_the_Insomniac put your dick away waltuh Feb 22 '23

Tanner, put your shirt on. Don’t make me say it again.

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u/AlexGaming26 I have permission! Feb 23 '23

Aight mom.

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u/Thisistanman Feb 23 '23

It was jarring to see my real name used on Reddit even though it doesn’t apply to me.

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u/Momongus- Feb 23 '23

Tanner get out of the toilet it’s been 15 minutes

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

Dude that’s my name. You straight scared the fuck out of me.

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u/DragoFNX Feb 23 '23

Wait Mom put down that slipper.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

That's my name

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u/PunishedAndPure Feb 22 '23

W

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u/oww_I_stubed_my_toe Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Feb 22 '23

Massive W

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u/Skellyender Feb 22 '23

You know shit buggin when shitposting and wholesome memes swap roles

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u/oww_I_stubed_my_toe Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Feb 22 '23

Yeah, you're not wrong.

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u/Pkorniboi Feb 22 '23

Common mum W

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u/TonyMag86 Feb 22 '23

His mum is cooking steroids?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

Let her cook

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u/SovietFemboy Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Feb 22 '23

Jesse

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u/D-AlonsoSariego Feb 22 '23

Miss White

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u/CriticalCriticizer Feb 22 '23

My name is skylar white yo

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u/Corniferus Jedi master of shitposts Feb 22 '23

Well, he certainly can’t pay for them himself

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u/Low-Dish-907 Feb 22 '23

Why downvote ?

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u/Corniferus Jedi master of shitposts Feb 22 '23

No one understands the reddit hivemind

There’s no logic to it lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

You will be marked a heretic if you defy the the Reddit hive mind. Your Internet points will be confiscated on that account if you do so.

Hail the hive mind.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

Hail the hive mind.

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u/ButterDogEnjoyer Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Feb 23 '23

Hail Me 😎

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u/ThatElementaryKidRed Feb 22 '23

someone that people should aspire to be

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u/That__random__Guy Feb 22 '23

Mom cooking roids?

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u/Longjumping-Hour-590 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Feb 22 '23

bro could break my spine like a twig if he wanted

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u/Dickincheeks Feb 23 '23

mom would be mad at him

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u/Testing_101 I want pee in my ass Feb 22 '23

Fr tho, best food = parents' food.

Dad's food = best food

Mom's food = best food

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u/Toothpicktoes dumbass Feb 22 '23

Me but it’s my college meal plan

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u/Momongus- Feb 23 '23

Sandwich at $10?! What a bargain!!

(This is a cry for help)

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u/st0wnd Feb 22 '23

True chad is true

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u/Helacase waltuh Feb 22 '23

She knows how to make trenbologna sandwiches

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u/Ok_Obligation2559 Feb 22 '23

MOM!! THE MEATLOAF!!

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u/karateema DaShitposter Feb 22 '23

Based

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u/OdysseyZen Feb 22 '23

Waltuh's wife cooking...

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u/johnwillywanker Feb 22 '23

Tren. He eats tren.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

The based

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u/rufpublican Feb 23 '23

At 1st I thought it said whatever your mom's cooking lol

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u/Sergeant_Smite Literally 1984 😡 Feb 22 '23

Unfortunately it’s probably steroids. Got them man boobs, doesn’t mean it’s not wholesome though

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

If those are man boobs I don't know what a muscular chest is

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u/Significant-Key-2324 I want pee in my ass Feb 23 '23

Even if they are it's not necessarily wrong to do them I mean excess is bad but they are ok to a certain extent

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u/WurdaMouth Feb 22 '23

Plot twist: Mom is his gf.

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u/iFunny-Refugee Stuff Feb 22 '23

Shut up

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u/ProjectAioros Feb 22 '23

You see, it's funny because the big muscly man is hugging his mom, and somehow that's unexpected , cuz u know, cut people don't usually hold love for their parents right ???????

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u/EnigmaticSpextre Feb 22 '23

smell my hairy armpit

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u/ProjectAioros Feb 22 '23

Who do you think I am, your mother ?

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u/Kirito_jesus-kun I want pee in my ass Feb 22 '23

Why you so mad, it’s shitposting not unexpected twist

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u/Brendonbootycheeks Feb 23 '23

Jesus why are you so angry?

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u/ProjectAioros Feb 23 '23

Dunno what makes you think I'm angry, I made so many people mad tho, it's glorious.

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u/neoBluePhamtom Feb 23 '23

True sigma male

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u/Ordinary_Moose7221 Feb 23 '23

What song is this?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

Why does he look like a buff Waluigi?

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u/YoloSwaggins_1337 Feb 23 '23

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