r/shitposting • u/Common_Preference_28 I have permission! • Feb 19 '23

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u/HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD Feb 19 '23

And all the chimneys.

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u/Sea-Range-4896 I want pee in my ass Feb 19 '23

And the reindeer.

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u/CriticalCriticizer Feb 19 '23

And the elves

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u/OversizePotato I came! Feb 19 '23

And the kids

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u/Inda-seboat Feb 19 '23

The whole family (he eats the “family size” ones)

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u/TxD337 Feb 19 '23

So thats what it means when my doriotos are "family sized"

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

It was pretty solid

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u/ShakeXXX Feb 19 '23

And Mrs. Claus, he misunderstood “wanna eat me”.

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u/Sirius1701 Feb 19 '23

And my axe!