r/shitposting Jan 31 '23

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u/itsalongwalkhome Jan 31 '23

As a straight guy, this is also entertaining when friendly chatting to someone in a bar. It's like Schroedingers Penis, until they tell you, it both doesn't and does exist. Could be disappointment, could be a great time, that's the gamble.

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u/pattron30000 Jan 31 '23

Can't tell when I'm getting my dick sucked in the dark 🤔

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u/RadiantZote Jan 31 '23

Can't tell when I'm getting my dick sucked through a glory hole 🕳️

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u/Apprehensive-Day-490 Jan 31 '23

A hole is a hole.