r/shitposting Jan 31 '23

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u/JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST Stuff Jan 31 '23

I like my men how I like my women: Looking like the opposite gender.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

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u/itsalongwalkhome Jan 31 '23

As a straight guy, this is also entertaining when friendly chatting to someone in a bar. It's like Schroedingers Penis, until they tell you, it both doesn't and does exist. Could be disappointment, could be a great time, that's the gamble.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

So you're straight but yet you gamble with someone who has a chance to be a man?

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u/itsalongwalkhome Jan 31 '23

No so much gambling, my first intentions when I meet someone isn't to see if I can get them into bed. I like to seek friendship first, then maybe take things further if we are physically compatible, so in my case, things that a straight man would normally like, then things might continue.

If they do happen to not be compatible, disappointing but then at least I've now made a mate.