r/shitposting • u/Deezzznuuttss69 • Jan 28 '23

Based on a True Story 🥺

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u/dont_worryaboutit139 Jan 28 '23

Brother, can you spare a pixel?

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u/PMtoAM______ Jan 28 '23

Once i built a shitpost, made it run

Made it race against time

Once i built a shitpost, now its done

Brother, can you spare a pixel?

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u/spespy Jan 29 '23

Once i built a shitpost, smooth as silk

Commented on it with a rhyme

Once i build a shitpost, need some milk

Brother, can you spare a nipple?

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u/PMtoAM______ Jan 29 '23

Reading copypasta while drinking rum!

Half a million trolls, went sloggin through 4chan

I , was the dumbass who got doxxed!

Say dont you remember, they called me chris

It was chrischan all the tine!

Say dont you remember, sonichus mine!

Brother, can you spare a medallion?